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Alan Smithee posted:His last words to me were "go make some coins" at least he died laughing
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 13:02 |
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so i know this is just a c/p butBoxturret posted:I had printed out one of my favorite bitcoin stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...?
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 13:54 |
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im not going but ekas is a vore fetish site right its fine to have a fetish you dont need to explain this fetish to all of your nearest and dearest
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 13:57 |
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i mean imagine he was doing this and his parents turned round and just went 'yeah and were big into scat'
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 13:58 |
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when u are born, ur family has to hodl ur dumb poopy self. when u die, remind ur family to hodl coins instead.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 14:04 |
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Theworstthingsforsale.com ad that's always on SA should just redirect to the bitcoin black Friday site.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 15:11 |
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:im not going but ekas is a vore fetish site right My fetish is shitposting, YOSPOS turns me on so loving much.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 15:26 |
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jony ive aces posted:so i know this is just a c/p but please dont post the bad story anybody
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 17:52 |
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Dex posted:same but reversed
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 18:42 |
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Greyhawk posted:sometimes i tell my girlfriend about yospos and she just kinda stares at me and slowly backs away sometimes my wife sees me snickering at my tablet and asks me, "are you reading about the bitcoin people again?" also she likes to see good cattes from the catte thread.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 19:41 |
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Alan Smithee posted:poo poo that totally happened dot text [–]kysarkoin -17 points 12 hours ago Mad feels. Have 100 bits for your dad, man. Sorry for your loss. /u/changetip permalink it's 3 cents
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 20:25 |
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shadok posted:sometimes my wife sees me snickering at my tablet and asks me, "are you reading about the bitcoin people again?" a goode wyfe
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 20:31 |
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surebet posted:the only way he could've made money was if he was a long time hodler, and if he would've been a better captain he would've sold at the peak, possibly buying much more time with his dad Stop for a second and remember what you're looking at. That's from /r/bitcoin. What are the chances that his dad has never had cancer and he's just fishing for donations? I'd say pretty high.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 20:35 |
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shadok posted:also she likes to see good cattes from the catte thread. ok that's a given
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:00 |
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Bitcoin laid bare: Boffins beat anonymity Up to 60 per cent of transactions can be linked to IPs The cyber-libertarian poster-child Bitcoin, meant to usher in a new age of anonymous transactions, is rubbish at protecting users' IP addresses according to research from the University of Luxembourg. In this Association of Computing Machinery (ACM) conference paper by Alex Biryukov, Dmitry Khovratovich and Ivan Pustogarov of the Laboratory of Algorithmics, Cryptology and Security, “few computers” and a budget of €1,500 per for servers and traffic charges should be enough to start unmasking users' addresses with as much as 60 per cent accuracy. If an attacker needed to be stealthy, their success rate would drop to 11 per cent. In what they call “a generic method to deanonymise a significant fraction of Bitcoin users and correlate their pseudonyms with public IP addresses”, the authors say clients can be uniquely identified by their “entry nodes”, and that these identify the origin of the transaction. “In a concrete example, an attacker with a few GB of storage and no more than 50 connections to each Bitcoin server can disclose the sender's IP address in 11 per cent of all transactions generated in the Bitcoin network”, the paper claims. Even more scary: the boffins reckon they can identify users behind NAT firewalls – and think their attack could be extended to other P2P networks. The key phase of the researchers' attack includes four steps: Getting a list of Bitcoin servers using the GETADDR message and working out if the responder is a server using the ADDR response and sending it a VERSION message; Building a list of nodes as targets for deanonymisation; Mapping clients to entry nodes; and Mapping transactions to entry nodes. The paper notes that TOR would protect against this, but that, too, can be defeated if the attacker is willing to take a risk: Bitcoin servers can be prohibited from accepting TOR connections, but refusing those connections would be noticed. Also likely to be noticed: to get their 60 per cent deanonymisation rate, the attackers noted, required “a slight DoS of the network”. “This Bitcoin network analysis combined with previous research on transaction flows shows that the level of anonymity in the Bitcoin network is quite low,” explains Dr. Alex Biryukov in this announcement, which adds that the research team is currently discussing possible patches with Bitcoin's core developers. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/11/27/bitcoin_laid_bare_boffins_beat_anonymity/
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:01 |
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FCKGW posted:[–]kysarkoin -17 points 12 hours ago
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:06 |
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JFairfax posted:no more than 50 connections to each Bitcoin server Er this doesn't come off as trivial to me
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:12 |
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JFairfax posted:Bitcoin laid bare: Boffins beat anonymity
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:14 |
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Gold http://www.np.reddit.com/r/SilkRoad/comments/2njv6d/wanted_sunwu_for_stealing_200_btc/ quote:WANTED: SunWU for stealing 200 BTC. (self.SilkRoad) quote:[–]Calittres 8 points 9 hours ago quote:[–]mrblobby93[S] -4 points 15 hours ago quote:[–]mrblobby93[S] -2 points 8 hours ago when the darknet starts to gently caress with you you done hosed up
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:24 |
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Alan Smithee posted:
holy loly, internet tough guy alert here better watch out for mrblobby93 or you'll end up with a cheeto on your bedsheets
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:42 |
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first the boys, now the brothers. if you really piss him off, he might get "the gang" together
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:45 |
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technically if mr blobby just sits there getting fatter, he is getting closer to them.
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:49 |
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Erenthal posted:holy loly, internet tough guy alert here Christ! Mr Blobby is terrifying!
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 21:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NngdWbvpztk
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 22:01 |
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that is absolutely horrifying, and i suddenly rate his chances alot higher imagine that thing stumble-walking into a south east london drug den, incomprehensibly shrieking about bitcoins at the top of its lungs the gangsters open fire, but the fat body just absorbs round after round, gyft cards slowly leaking from the holes
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 22:24 |
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expired or fake gyft cards, natch
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 22:28 |
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quote:I happen to have some very good contacts in London, some very scary dudes that i'll just call 'the teletubbies'. They specialise in sorting out these kind of thieves. let's just say a few people have been found floating in the Thames. /
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 22:32 |
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 22:34 |
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Dr. Honked posted:technically if mr blobby just sits there getting fatter, he is getting closer to them. 5 mrblobby would kindly ask that the scammer known as sunwu please return his savings as it is very important to him and he has learned his lesson thank you
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 23:02 |
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blobby and sunwu at agora, when the escrow fell
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 23:14 |
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oi bruv ya knicked me mate's bitcoins yeah?
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 23:16 |
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please pretend i could be bothered to write a parody of the bank scene from mary poppins, but with bitcoin
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 23:25 |
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Soricidus posted:please pretend i could be bothered to write a parody of the bank scene from mary poppins, but with bitcoin Someone post that harry potter fanfic but replace all the characters with grotesque british childrens cartoon characters instead
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 23:29 |
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gotdamn r/SR is full of criminal masterminds
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# ? Nov 27, 2014 23:42 |
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quote:Contact Senator Coburn and tell him you want to bid in the US Marshalls Bitcoin Auction, but need clarification whether Bitcoins are 'illegal' as Ken Hess has concluded from his statement. If he replies they are 'not illegal', Ken Hess is finished. It's time we stand up to corrupt journalism. (coburn.senate.gov) Actually it's about...
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:43 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XutaTTNihe0
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 01:50 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Actually it's about... tbf ken hess is an idiot
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:05 |
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A Pinball Wizard posted:tbf ken hess is an idiot you don't say
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:10 |
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theflyingorc posted:The version I saw was about "anal vore" Okay I'm unfortunately aware that "vore" is some kind of fetish of being eaten or something, so wtf is "anal vore", is it when your fantasy is that a butthole has teeth and eats you or something? Please explain without linking to pictures or stories I can't unsee, thanks.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 09:29 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:35 |
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i googled for a definition of anal vore:quote:Anal vore - Anal vore is the consumption the character via anus or cloaca.[12] The prey is typically drawn through the digestive tract to the stomach where they are digested in a normal fashion. Conversely, prey may simply remain in the predator's rectum for a time.
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