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Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

Agent355 posted:

Why did I read that? Like halfway through i thought 'this is an awfully long set up, I sure hope there is a good joke at the end'. Then there just wasn't. I quit.

Why does everything have to have a punch line

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Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Radio Help posted:

Why does everything have to have a punch line

When George RR Martin finally writes his last book and the final page is just him in a suit with dragon tits, you will understand. The Red Wedding will have a whole new meaning.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Radio Help posted:

Why does everything have to have a punch line

Yes, what the funny comics thread needs less of is funny comics:thumbsup:

And here's some whomp so that this post isn't a total waste:

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


grumplestiltzkin posted:

Yes, what the funny comics thread needs less of is funny comics:thumbsup:

And here's some whomp so that this post isn't a total waste:


Would be better without words in the last panel.

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

AdorableStar posted:

Would be better without words in the last panel.

I think thats his signature???

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Yes, what the funny comics thread needs less of is funny comics:thumbsup:

Things don't require a punchline to be funny.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

AdorableStar posted:

Would be better without words in the last panel.

Using the ancient powers of MS Paint:

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

That cat looks very genki.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Actually the words at the end of that Whomp strip are in the hidden text:

quote:

Mickey. I am an old man, and you are like 40 years old somehow, and I just have one thing to beg of you. Please. Please stop hitting my IV bag. Mickey, no. Now you've knocked it on the floor and I am no longer being sustained by it. Mickey, no. Now you've knocked away the call button so I can't call a nurse. Mickey, no. You are suffocating me with your body. Was this your plan? Is this why you lived so long?

Whomp is the absolute worst at not knowing when to shut up and end a strip.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Actually the words at the end of that Whomp strip are in the hidden text:


Whomp is the absolute worst at not knowing when to shut up and end a strip.

It's hidden-text for a reason; it's not a direct part of the strip.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

I wanted to post the comic that goes like

- You know the secret of funny writing?
- Is it butts?
- No
- Is it dicks?
- OK it's butts

But I can't find it back so have this instead

Dad Jokes
May 25, 2011

You mean this one?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Dad Jokes posted:

You mean this one?



Yes! It seems my memory tricked me. The secret is butts though, you just need to look at the numbers.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
While both elements work fine on their own, the combination is superior. A Dick Butt, if you will.

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

LoonShia posted:

While both elements work fine on their own, the combination is superior. A Dick Butt, if you will.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Half of the world can't relate to dick jokes.

Butt jokes are the quintessence of funny.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

dickbutt and loss will never not be funny

lossbutt.jpg
dickloss.jpg
dickbutt.loss

...I tried

A Frosty Witch
Apr 21, 2005

I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

finalellipsis posted:

dickbutt and loss will never not be funny

lossbutt.jpg
dickloss.jpg
dickbutt.loss

...I tried



You win!

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

"heh"

Doctor Fatty
Oct 11, 2004

Soothing salve for your intake valve

Now convert it to a GIF so we can argue about how to pronounce that for maximum :goonsay:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Doctor Fatty posted:

Now convert it to a GIF so we can argue about how to pronounce that for maximum :goonsay:

I had a customer refer to a "ping" file today, so we can argue about it anyway, apparently.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Doctor Fatty posted:

Now convert it to a GIF so we can argue about how to pronounce that for maximum :goonsay:

I thought gif was pronounced "buttsex"

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Len posted:

I thought gif was pronounced "buttsex"

It's the other way around.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Trent posted:

I had a customer refer to a "ping" file today, so we can argue about it anyway, apparently.

Who doesn't say it that way?

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


Most people I know spell it out as Pee-En-Gee.

Jaramin has a new favorite as of 03:40 on Dec 2, 2014

Ignoranus
Jun 3, 2006

HAPPY MORNING

Lotish posted:

It's the other way around.

"sexbutt"?

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Jaramin posted:

Most people I know spell it out as Pee-En-Gee.

Why the gently caress would you do that when it's 3/4ths of the word ping already?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
e: wrong thread

Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 08:42 on Dec 2, 2014

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Reported for posting funny picture in funny comics thread and not funny picture thread

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Krinkle posted:

Why the gently caress would you do that when it's 3/4ths of the word ping already?

Why not pong? or pang? or pung, for that matter?

A soft g would be nice too.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
e: wrong thread
e2: i blame legal weed

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Reported for posting under influence and also having a weird face

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Krinkle posted:

Why the gently caress would you do that when it's 3/4ths of the word ping already?

Because 'ping' already has a very specific technical definition:

quote:

ping
pɪŋ/

verb: ping; 3rd person present: pings; past tense: pinged; past participle: pinged; gerund or present participle: pinging

1. to send a badly-written and tedious PowerPoint document, via email, from an utter twat in upper management.
"I'll ping that over to you"

Radio Help
Mar 22, 2007

ChipChip? 

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Yes, what the funny comics thread needs less of is funny comics:thumbsup:

And here's some whomp so that this post isn't a total waste:


Haha you missed my point and proved it in the same post :thumbsup: you dumbbutt


Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Trent posted:

Why not pong? or pang? or pung, for that matter?

A soft g would be nice too.

huh, and I've pronounce it "pung" (rhymes with sponge) forever

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

NotAnArtist posted:

It's like the artist is saying that behavior is bad, though.

It's only bad if it's not concerning religion or other life-essentials.

Here, I made this one a little better.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Suicide Sam E. posted:

It's only bad if it's not concerning religion or other life-essentials.

Here, I made this one a little better.



Honestly would have been better without the text in the last panel. Was that on purpose? I doubt it

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

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Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Kavak posted:

I don't know why, but the final panel of that first strip is hilarious to me, as is this one.



Ok that one made me laugh out loud.

Fuckin Craig!

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