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bull3964
Nov 18, 2000

DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME PATTING MYSELF ON THE BACK.


The Surface Pro 3 really is one of the best drat computers on sale today if you don't need a dedicated GPU in your portable. It's full Windows 8.1 pro, it has the same full power ULV processors that any other ultrabook has, the screen is among the best in the whole market, it lasts forever on a battery, and is portable as hell. The only con is it's a bit pricey, but it certainly has the hardware to back those specs up.

It's also selling exceedingly well for Microsoft. Hardware sales, especially the Surface Pro 3, helped salvage their last quarter's financial results.

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GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
While the ad is terrible the surface pro 3 is awesome. I replaced the iPad and macbook pro with it. The kickstand is very handy when using it as a tablet. It holds at any angle unlike the smart cover on the iPad which can only stand up the iPad at two angles.

Also the thing comes with a pen, so I don't know what the deal is with the finger painting poo poo.

GutBomb fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Nov 27, 2014

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

GutBomb posted:

While the ad is terrible the surface pro 3 is awesome. I replaced the iPad and macbook pro with it. The kickstand is very handy when using it as a tablet. It holds at any angle unlike the smart cover on the iPad which can only stand up the iPad at two angles.

Also the thing comes with a pen, so I don't know what the deal is with the finger painting poo poo.

I was looking at the surface 3 when I was shopping for a tablet/laptop combo. The only thing that put me off was the price--$800 was more than I was willing to spend.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's $1000 for any reasonable storage.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Aphrodite posted:

It's $1000 for any reasonable storage.

I think they have usb ports and microsd so you could probably get away with using that.

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

DJExile posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u79fdqgHKRA

Skeletor is selling us minivans and I just can't bring myself to hate it

I had only seen the Gumby one.

That whole series of commercials is kind of cute and they're short enough to not become annoying.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mokinokaro posted:

I had only seen the Gumby one.

That whole series of commercials is kind of cute and they're short enough to not become annoying.

I've seen the Barbie/GI Joe one a few times.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


There's also one with Jem.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

raditts posted:

There's also one with Jem.

That's truly outrageous.

Speaking of 80s nostalgia trying to sell is poo poo, this Geico ad kind of owns

http://youtu.be/pE0_GaLsX1Y

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


ayn rand hand job posted:

That's truly outrageous.

Speaking of 80s nostalgia trying to sell is poo poo, this Geico ad kind of owns

http://youtu.be/pE0_GaLsX1Y

I was just wondering the other day what the hell happened to Salt 'N' Pepa. Apparently the answer is this. This happened.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

ayn rand hand job posted:

That's truly outrageous.

Speaking of 80s nostalgia trying to sell is poo poo, this Geico ad kind of owns

http://youtu.be/pE0_GaLsX1Y

Saw this for the first time today while bumming around with the family. We were howling. A truly awesome ad.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The cut down version of this ad is playing non stop right now and I want to murder someone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXKeT5FALl8

The cut down version is just the 15 seconds of the ad. It seems to be literally every other ad on my tv at the moment.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ayn rand hand job posted:

That's truly outrageous.

Speaking of 80s nostalgia trying to sell is poo poo, this Geico ad kind of owns

http://youtu.be/pE0_GaLsX1Y

that's goddamn fantastic

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

ayn rand hand job posted:

That's truly outrageous.

Speaking of 80s nostalgia trying to sell is poo poo, this Geico ad kind of owns

http://youtu.be/pE0_GaLsX1Y

Fantastic ad. I kind of wonder if those are their original jackets because they sure do look like them.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

That commercial also has a lot of people finding out Salt N Pepa has 3 members.

And none of them is N.

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp

Aphrodite posted:

That commercial also has a lot of people finding out Salt N Pepa has 3 members.

And none of them is N.

Woe betide those who forget the name of our most wonderful Spinderella.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Wow, just saw a Walmart Christmas commercial so twee i almost barfed

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Aphrodite posted:

That commercial also has a lot of people finding out Salt N Pepa has 3 members.

And none of them is N.

It's not as though they ever hid Spinderella away or anything. She even gets callouts in some of their songs.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Speaking of classic Christmas commercials, the Corona "Oh Christmas Tree" one is back..but they changed it and it's pure poo poo now.

Previously, the guy would whistle the first line of "O Christmas Tree", then there would be a pause, and then the palm tree would be lit, and he's whistle the next line.

But now it has the tree light up before he starts whistling. And they didn't change the audio at all, so there's still a weird, awkwardly long pause between the first and second whistled lines that now serves no purpose.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


DrBouvenstein posted:

Speaking of classic Christmas commercials, the Corona "Oh Christmas Tree" one is back..but they changed it and it's pure poo poo now.

Previously, the guy would whistle the first line of "O Christmas Tree", then there would be a pause, and then the palm tree would be lit, and he's whistle the next line.

But now it has the tree light up before he starts whistling. And they didn't change the audio at all, so there's still a weird, awkwardly long pause between the first and second whistled lines that now serves no purpose.

I've seen it both ways. The one you're talking about seems to be a shortened version.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Rirse posted:

Yeah it actually looks like Skeletor! I know Stretch Armstrong and GI Joe existed for a long time, but you figure in the ads that is appealing to 80s adults they would use those versions of the characters, not the 60s version where GIJoe is just a generic miltary guy and Strech is just in a speedo.

Stretch Armstrong you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKhqUOncefY

(make sure to watch to the end.)

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


DrBouvenstein posted:

Stretch Armstrong you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKhqUOncefY

(make sure to watch to the end.)

From what I've heard both this and the previous commercial with just the moms are the work of comedian Brad Neely, who is behind the Adult Swim show China, IL.

tirion
Sep 25, 2004
Just as my last round of hated ads die off, these "Did you know that <non sequitur here> " Geico ads step up to take their place... gently caress you Geico.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
You know what? gently caress you chick film a cows. You're getting no sympathy from me when your method of protest is "No kill these other animals instead of me or I will pester you". In the cow universe I bet most people carry a shotgun and waste these fuckers all the time.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

greatn posted:

gently caress you chick film a cows.

Back of the Bus
Aug 15, 2004

Pimpin' ain't easy when yo ride's full of schoolchildren.

greatn posted:

gently caress you chick film a cows.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

greatn posted:

gently caress you chick film a cows.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


It bothers me that the roof of that one house can support the weight of a cow

Promoted Pawn
Jun 8, 2005

oops







EAT MOR CHIKEN

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

DJExile posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u79fdqgHKRA

Skeletor is selling us minivans and I just can't bring myself to hate it

Why don't they use the original voice actor? He's still alive: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0649178/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t2

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Sash! posted:

It bothers me that the roof of that one house can support the weight of a cow

They need to show the real commercial where the cow is in the little girl's bedroom except all the toys are eaten and there's poo poo all over the walls.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


greatn posted:


gently caress you chick film a cows.

New thread title right here

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

The Christmas season doesn't start until the Budweiser Christmas Card ad is shown. You know the one where the sleigh is cruising down the road with the tied up Christmas tree while "King of Beers" is do-dooed throughout. The only thing that has changed is Clooney does the voiceover otherwise that ad has run unchanged yearly for at least 40+ years.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Robnoxious posted:

The Christmas season doesn't start until the Budweiser Christmas Card ad is shown. You know the one where the sleigh is cruising down the road with the tied up Christmas tree while "King of Beers" is do-dooed throughout. The only thing that has changed is Clooney does the voiceover otherwise that ad has run unchanged yearly for at least 40+ years.

I heard they are ditching the Clydesdales in favor of something new to appeal to the Hip Millenial Set.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/11/24/budweiser-clydesdales-to-be-put-out-to-pasture-for-the-holidays/19492009/

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

raditts posted:

I heard they are ditching the Clydesdales in favor of something new to appeal to the Hip Millenial Set.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/11/24/budweiser-clydesdales-to-be-put-out-to-pasture-for-the-holidays/19492009/

Oh, I saw that commercial, it was really dumb.

Pierce and Pierce
Jul 1, 2007
Murders and Executions
The newest version of the Kate Upton Game of War ad (where she gives a rally speech and leads them into battle) has CGI so bad it's distracting. It's not even necessary so why attempt it?

Industrial
May 31, 2001

Everyone here wishes I would ragequit my life
I like how Taco Bell has one ad airing right now showing how great their food is because you can hold it with one hand and another ad showing a guy awkwardly kissing his girlfriend's dad instead of shaking his hand because both of his hands are full of taco bell.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Industrial posted:

I like how Taco Bell has one ad airing right now showing how great their food is because you can hold it with one hand and another ad showing a guy awkwardly kissing his girlfriend's dad instead of shaking his hand because both of his hands are full of taco bell.

It's such a versatile eatery

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

raditts posted:

I heard they are ditching the Clydesdales in favor of something new to appeal to the Hip Millenial Set.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2014/11/24/budweiser-clydesdales-to-be-put-out-to-pasture-for-the-holidays/19492009/
What the Hell?

gently caress you Budweiser, you ruined Christmas!
Like hipsters are gonna drink yer piss.

This is about tradition, man and not about selling cheap swill to the mas-- oh.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I am surprised to discover Budweiser is only #3 in the US.

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