I can't believe 911 was 1,103 years ago.

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Kanthulhu: NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!

IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.

BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!

(Dany shits in a field)

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

drat.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 03:55

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

haha drat

# ? Dec 7, 2014 04:18

Windows 98: HTTP 400: Bad post

Anyone care to post what search terms they used or places they got source material from?

# ? Dec 7, 2014 06:34

Murray Mantoinette: ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ

Windows 98 posted:

Anyone care to post what search terms they used or places they got source material from?

I thought you were an 11 year old who eats weed all day. How do you even know about 9/11?

# ? Dec 7, 2014 07:08

Hometown Slime Queen: the GOAT

This thread really made me miss the pottage my mom used to make, before she died of plague.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 08:25

Justin Godscock: Listen here, funnyman!

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

This thread really made me miss the pottage my mom used to make, before she died of plague.

i had this thing called the plague, you've probably never heard of it

# ? Dec 7, 2014 09:28

Fister Roboto

Justin Godscock posted:

i had this thing called the plague, you've probably never heard of it

It's catching on, it could go viral any day now.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 11:01

Suicide Sam E.: by XyloJW

Justin Godscock posted:

i had this thing called the plague, you've probably never heard of it

Back then when people mentioned black death it wasn't Ebola in darkest Africa it was the bubonic plague and everyone got it because of how we had angered Jehovah by tolerating witches.

:siren:

Lye merchantes hateth yon one simple trick to avoide ye plague :siren:

Disposing of thine soap cakes and shunning water hath kept thine protective crudde layers againste the illness miasma. Thou may adopt this stratedgy to cheate thy Death as well.

We slept on the floor with the dogs and sheep until we were 14 and old enough to marry. When I was 15 my wife died during childbirth because of an envious spinster who turned out to be in league with the Devil. I remarried at sixteen because I had a good job as a pure finder and would be apprenticed to the tanner. At eighteen I had my third child, and she lived to be weaned which was nice but since it was a girl I sold her to gypsy band - this was how I made dowry for my subsequent daughters. By the time I was 21 I was dead. We didn't need any welfare or Social Security in my day.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 11:53

Phlegmish

actually witch burnings didn't really take off until the 15th century and western europeans have always married at a relatively late age

# ? Dec 7, 2014 14:58

Kitchner: IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

The Sheriff of Nottingham knew.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 15:10

Solid Poopsnake: by Nyc_Tattoo

forsoothe

# ? Dec 7, 2014 20:50

raton: by FactsAreUseless

Regular fire doesn't melt flying buttresses, wake up people.

# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:11

Suicide Sam E.: by XyloJW

Sheep-Goats posted:

Regular fire doesn't melt flying buttresses, wake up people.

If I end up smashing this monitor you owe me on account of your deceptive avatar.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:38

Machai

Suicide Sam E. posted:

If I end up smashing this monitor you owe me on account of your deceptive avatar.

it is the best av

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:40

alnilam

goldmine, in the byob goldmine, pls, this was a great thread

# ? Dec 8, 2014 03:01

Flavor Truck: My Love for You is like a Truck

Thousands of years from now in the post-neo cyberpocalypse, a lonely pleasuremonk will briefly unplug himself from his orgasmatron to ponder the rise and fall of our gay extinct civilization.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 03:46