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Robawesome posted:workin in the FUD mines is tough You load sixteen buts, what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 10:40 |
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like the honest american coal miner, i mine for laffs shirtless and sexily. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6ueDHn2HTk
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 10:48 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:You load sixteen buts, what do you get Satoshi, don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to a banker offshore Greyhawk fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Dec 8, 2014 |
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 11:05 |
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wait did that really happen
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 11:20 |
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yeah it turned out mlr was satoshi
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 11:23 |
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http://explainbitcoinlikeimfive.com/ they do not understand five year olds also lol quote:Individual Websites can be hacked, HTTP cannot.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 14:05 |
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:http://explainbitcoinlikeimfive.com/ i liked this one quote:Bitcoin is a scam in the sense that Google is a scam (they're both not). Some people speculated on Google stock in the early 90's and benefited greatly; This doesn't make Google a scam or a ponzi scheme.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 14:58 |
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i'm a slut
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 15:26 |
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Dr. Honked posted:i'm a slut quote:Was looking to splurge on a high class hooker for my birthday, found one that accepts bitcoin! (NSFW) par _throw---away_ quote:[–]stormsbrewing 0 point an hour ago that one hot bitch who take our play money she so loving dumb lol unpacked robinhood fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Dec 8, 2014 |
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http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2olr8k/thanks_to_bitcoin_we_earned_10k_in_1_month_by/quote:[–]furiouscoiner 28 points 12 hours ago
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 15:47 |
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that's nothing, the entire bitcoin economy is a bull poop delivery service
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 16:54 |
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yesssssssssss my alma mater is in the bitcoin bowl i do not know if i have ever been this happy edit: unsurprisingly, my alma mater was p bad at football this year
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 16:55 |
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Greyhawk posted:i liked this one I'm the guy who speculated on Google stock in the early 90s.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:03 |
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blugu64 posted:I'm the guy who speculated on Google stock in the early 90s. buying goog stock when the founders were in grade school is exactly like bitcoin
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:05 |
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blugu64 posted:I'm the guy who speculated on Google stock in the early 90s. worth nothing, and when a meaningful version does finally come along, yours will still be worth nothing
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:16 |
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i made a dumb bitcoin bowl tweet and some random dude sent me a bitcoin tip. i am now a bitcoin owner. ask me anything.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:00 |
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Endless Mike posted:i made a dumb bitcoin bowl tweet and some random dude sent me a bitcoin tip. i am now a bitcoin owner. ask me anything. rope or co2?
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:01 |
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Boxturret posted:rope or co2? uh rope? wait, no, co2 please
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:09 |
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theflyingorc posted:yesssssssssss my alma mater is in the bitcoin bowl i do not know if i have ever been this happy someone needs to go can't be worse than battleground
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:30 |
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ayn rand hand job posted:someone needs to go i will make sure to watch facebook and report back to the thread, because my fb friends are probably going to be legit funny, lots of rednecks posting "what the hey is a bitcoin"
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:40 |
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Endless Mike posted:i made a dumb bitcoin bowl tweet and some random dude sent me a bitcoin tip. i am now a bitcoin owner. ask me anything. so have you retipped it to mark karpeles?
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:58 |
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TVarmy posted:so have you retipped it to mark karpeles? ok, this is definitely what needs to be done with all little worthless bitcoin tips from now on Karpeles' existence is the funniest thing about coinz nowadays imo, they hate him so so much
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:00 |
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...!quote:[–]KoKansei 6 points 4 hours ago
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:31 |
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i'll do it but i don't even know how. i think i just need his twitter account?
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:33 |
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guys what if like 99% of the population are just too dumb to comprehend why butts are funny?
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:37 |
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only tip him if he does buttcoin articles.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:40 |
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https://blog.blockchain.com/2014/12/08/blockchain-info-security-disclosure/quote:Blockchain.info Security Disclosure http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2onl1y/at_least_hundreds_of_coins_were_stolen_from/
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:42 |
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Same Great Paste posted:https://blog.blockchain.com/2014/12/08/blockchain-info-security-disclosure/ Here's the best part, posted on bitcointalk https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=581411.msg9774894#msg9774894 Re: Reused R values again Today at 11:18:08 AM #35 Hello, there were a large bunch of new broken addresses today (several 100s in one day). I took the liberty of saving some funds before they got swiped by others. If you can convince me that they belong to you (signing a message with the address is obviously not enough; the private key is already known), I will send the funds back. Look into the file http://johoe.mooo.com/bitcoin/broken.txt, to see whether your address was broken. also lol@ at the notes on the transactions https://blockchain.info/address/1HuqM18GMVaLxTRGdmSgytzVYnhRzu7U68
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:52 |
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$80k stolen at least lol
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 19:54 |
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:$80k stolen at least lol BE YOUR OWN BANK!
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:00 |
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i dont get how the coiners don't understand that bitcoin will never be successful as long as constant vigilance isn't needed to keep them safe yes, Target had a large amount of data stolen because centralization - and the majority of the damage that can be done with your stolen data is relatively easy to reverse
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:07 |
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theflyingorc posted:i dont get how the coiners don't understand
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:17 |
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theflyingorc posted:i dont get how the coiners don't understand that bitcoin will never be successful as long as constant vigilance isn't needed to keep them safe I don't even know what sort of vigilance would even protect you in this case. It was literally "blockchain info changed their code suddenly and it was bad, sorry!". I can't even imagine a way a consumer could protect against that. Even if they personally read the source code to the site to check it was changed.
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:21 |
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do i have to report my $0.25 bitcoin tip to the irs?
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:22 |
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other sources of income: that one tweet i made
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:23 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I don't even know what sort of vigilance would even protect you in this case. It was literally "blockchain info changed their code suddenly and it was bad, sorry!". I can't even imagine a way a consumer could protect against that. Even if they personally read the source code to the site to check it was changed. how about : not being so dumb as to give money to a sketchy unregulated uninsured site which doesn't guarantee you a refund if you lose money as a result of a failure on their part
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:27 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I don't even know what sort of vigilance would even protect you in this case. It was literally "blockchain info changed their code suddenly and it was bad, sorry!". I can't even imagine a way a consumer could protect against that. Even if they personally read the source code to the site to check it was changed. they protect themselves by not using the service in the first place. everything about bitcoin "security" involves getting rid of anything resembling convenience. offline cold wallet on paper, generated with a thoroughly checked address generator on a pc that's never been online using a live cd, stored in an offsite vault. any time someone tries to introduce convenience to bitcoins e.g. online wallets and trading systems it ends up being a vector for theft. 100% of the time. because the system itself is not designed to be usable (at all), and relies on everyone being a lone wolf conspiracy sperg to protect their wallet
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# ? Dec 8, 2014 20:34 |
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theflyingorc posted:i dont get how the coiners don't understand that bitcoin will never be successful as long as constant vigilance isn't needed to keep them safe personally, and this might not be a popular opinion here in the 'pos, i like how this
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infernal machines posted:they protect themselves by not using the service in the first place. I don't even know what sort of degree a person would need to be able to reliably personally verify the security of their rnd generator.
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