CYOA: You Have 001 Goblins

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BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 26, 2016

# ? Dec 10, 2014 08:16

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:54

Iny: Jan 11, 2012

This certainly looks like it could be extremely cool. I'm digging the style.

PUNCH GOBLIN IN SNOUT

(to establish superiority)

# ? Dec 10, 2014 08:24

EclecticTastes: Sep 17, 2012; "Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped."

Cast Summon Goblin I

# ? Dec 10, 2014 08:27

Getsuya: Oct 2, 2013

Give goblin sunglasses he's going to go blind in that desert with those bulging eyes of his.
Besides all the other goblins will want to join up when they see how cool your goblin is.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 08:36

CongoJack: Nov 5, 2009; Ask Why, Asshole

Kill The Goblin Twice. Maybe this game is coded poorly and having -1 goblins causes the game to wrap back around to 999 goblins.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 09:04

Disco_Bandit: Sep 8, 2006

EclecticTastes posted:

Cast Summon Goblin I

Enter hut. We need to gather our spell ingredients first.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 09:04

Yapping Eevee: Nov 12, 2011; STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.

Wow, that's just one solid desert continent (with added mountains). Better hope goblins don't need that much water... To that end:

Examine cacti.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 09:05

McKilligan: May 13, 2007; Acey Deezy

poo poo in the cave. Filthy creatures that they are, goblins are naturally attracted to excrement.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 09:11

Odysseus S. Grant: Oct 12, 2011; Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind

Give hug to goblin

# ? Dec 10, 2014 09:59

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

bawbzilla posted:

Enter hut. We need to gather our spell ingredients first.

That is clearly a cave, not a hut. Enter cave.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:32

Suspicious Dish: Sep 24, 2011; 2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro; Fun Shoe

> sv_cheats 1
> prop_physics_create goblin.mdl :ins:

# ? Dec 10, 2014 10:42

Iny: Jan 11, 2012

Cathulhu posted:

Give hug to goblin

TAKE HUG FROM GOBLIN

# ? Dec 10, 2014 11:15

Oblivion4568238: Oct 10, 2012; The Inquisition.
What a show.
The Inquisition.
Here. We. Go.; College Slice

>Acquire goblin :ovr:

# ? Dec 10, 2014 20:01

Sormus: Jul 24, 2007; PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users

>Look around

# ? Dec 10, 2014 20:05

Fredrik1: Jan 22, 2005; Gopherslayer; Fallen Rib

C:\> GO EAST

# ? Dec 10, 2014 20:20

Atomikus: Jun 4, 2010; Muncie? Muncie! MUNCIE!

>Sing "Space oddity"

# ? Dec 10, 2014 20:51

Snugglecakes: Dec 29, 2008

>inventory

# ? Dec 10, 2014 21:35

tlarn: Mar 1, 2013; You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

CongoJack posted:

Kill The Goblin Twice. Maybe this game is coded poorly and having -1 goblins causes the game to wrap back around to 999 goblins.

This guy has the right idea.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 21:39

Qwezz: Dec 19, 2010; I'm feeling some good vibrations!

>Pick up rock

# ? Dec 10, 2014 21:41

LashLightning: Feb 20, 2010; You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...
You just keep being you!

> Examine Inventory

# ? Dec 10, 2014 22:49

BMS: Mar 11, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

>Create Goblin Guano :ovr:

# ? Dec 10, 2014 22:50

BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Dec 25, 2014

# ? Dec 10, 2014 22:56

Jeabus Mahogany: Feb 13, 2011; I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide

>Lick The Walls

# ? Dec 10, 2014 22:57

BMS: Mar 11, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

>Examine Bottle

# ? Dec 10, 2014 23:06

Wentley: Feb 7, 2012

>Read note

# ? Dec 10, 2014 23:14

64bitrobot: Apr 20, 2009; Likes to Lurk

>Open Cheat Console :ovr:

# ? Dec 10, 2014 23:23

Bobbin Threadbare: Jan 2, 2009; I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

GOBLIN, USE MITOSIS

# ? Dec 10, 2014 23:25

Theantero: Nov 6, 2011; ...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

GOBLIN, USE MITOSIS

This.

# ? Dec 10, 2014 23:36

Atomikus: Jun 4, 2010; Muncie? Muncie! MUNCIE!

>Dig hole, plant goblin

# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:20

tlarn: Mar 1, 2013; You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

get ye flask

# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:48

Abyssal Squid: Jul 24, 2003

>DRINK FROM FLASK :ovr:

EDIT: here's a link to a great reference, putting it on page 1 so it doesn't get lost

Aumanor posted:

I skimmed through all the updates, and made a quick roundup of everything that may or may not come in handy. Fellow goons, I present to you a product of time well wasted:

Abyssal Squid fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Feb 8, 2015

# ? Dec 11, 2014 01:55

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

>Examine Cave Wall

# ? Dec 11, 2014 02:14

Veyrall: Apr 23, 2010; The greatest poet this
side of the cyberpocalypse

JT Jag posted:

>Examine Cave Wall

This seems sound. If there's a note:

Also read the note

# ? Dec 11, 2014 03:01

Fiduciary: Jan 5, 2009

Save Game

# ? Dec 11, 2014 03:06

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