CYOA: You Have 001 Goblins

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Iretep: Nov 10, 2009

Eat the other goblin.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 08:18

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:24

tlarn: Mar 1, 2013; You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

>go beach
>spear fish w/ sword

# ? Dec 14, 2014 08:19

Neruz: Jul 23, 2012; A paragon of manliness

>eat cactus chunk

# ? Dec 14, 2014 08:29

Ghost Stromboli: Mar 31, 2011

Picayune posted:

>go to beach
>dig for clams

This. And who knows? Maybe we'll find some stockings and a volleyball down there too.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 09:14

Scaly Haylie: Dec 25, 2004

Neruz posted:

>eat cactus chunk

Goblins only eat meat, dude.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 09:27

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

>DRINK CACTUS WATER

# ? Dec 14, 2014 09:37

Shinarato: Apr 22, 2013

Make cactus blowgun
Make thorn blowdarts
Hunt

# ? Dec 14, 2014 09:56

Akratic Method: Mar 9, 2013; It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Lizard Wizard posted:

Goblins only eat meat, dude.

> CONVERT TO VEGANISM
> LECTURE GOBLIN 002
> EAT CACTUS

# ? Dec 14, 2014 09:57

cant cook creole bream: Aug 15, 2011; I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

>Activate free thought

The goblins have a right to individuality and freedom.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 10:06

Veyrall: Apr 23, 2010; The greatest poet this
side of the cyberpocalypse

Go Water
Look for Food

# ? Dec 14, 2014 10:15

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

Cast 'Find Goblins'

# ? Dec 14, 2014 10:18

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

>Pray to Armok for mana

# ? Dec 14, 2014 11:38

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

>UNSTACK GOBLINS

# ? Dec 14, 2014 11:51

Neruz: Jul 23, 2012; A paragon of manliness

>search behind cactus

# ? Dec 14, 2014 11:54

Abyssal Squid: Jul 24, 2003

Abyssal Squid posted:

GO TO SEA then CALL FOR MERFOLK and ~~OFFER BOTTLED ALCOHOL~~ GIVE MERFOLK FEATHER . When the merfolk respond positively, USE SWORD WITH MERFOLK.

We have a feather, so GIVE MERFOLK FEATHER instead of offering them (fake) booze. They love to look pretty. And recall, goblins love merfolk steaks.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 13:17

Undead Hippo: Jun 2, 2013

We have two hungry goblins. I think the solution is clear.

Eat Second Goblin

Then we'll be back at point 1, except with a water source and more loot.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 18:42

Bobbin Threadbare: Jan 2, 2009; I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Undead Hippo posted:

We have two hungry goblins. I think the solution is clear.

Eat Second Goblin

Then we'll be back at point 1, except with a water source and more loot.

Yeah, but it's loot we can't carry because we ate half our hands.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 18:44

anilEhilated: Feb 17, 2014; But I say fuck the rain.; Grimey Drawer

I like the idea of starting a war for food. Given our resources, I'd suggest trying to MAKE MERFOLK TRAP.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 18:45

Snugglecakes: Dec 29, 2008

>unstack
>hunt for food

# ? Dec 14, 2014 19:08

Undead Hippo: Jun 2, 2013

Bobbin Threadbare posted:

Yeah, but it's loot we can't carry because we ate half our hands.

Hmm. That's a point. Perhaps they should just eat the legs of one of the goblins, and then the other can carry them.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 20:58

Scaly Haylie: Dec 25, 2004

> Eat boots

# ? Dec 14, 2014 21:43

Ghost Stromboli: Mar 31, 2011

Form a committee.

# ? Dec 14, 2014 22:08

BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

BoldFrankensteinMir fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Dec 25, 2014

# ? Dec 14, 2014 23:53

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

>CHARGE

# ? Dec 14, 2014 23:56

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

>Yell Expletive :ovr:

# ? Dec 14, 2014 23:58

Affi: Dec 18, 2005; Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA

Redpants throws swordguy wolverine/colussus style.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:00

Bobbin Threadbare: Jan 2, 2009; I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

THROW CACTUS SPINES

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:01

Added Space: Jul 13, 2012; Free Markets
Free People

Curse you Hayard-Gunnes!

Well, scarabs are dung beetles, so...

>poop

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:03

Bobatron: May 12, 2007; let me tell you of a
place called Cylesborgia,
where robosexuals and
lesbians live together
in harmony

Added Space posted:

>poop

This then
Throw poop

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:26

Yapping Eevee: Nov 12, 2011; STAND TOGETHER.
FIGHT WITH HONOR.
RESTORE BALANCE.

Eevees play for free.

Affi posted:

Redpants throws swordguy wolverine/colussus style.

I believe the word you're looking for is GOBLINDOKEN!

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:28

BMS: Mar 11, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Affi posted:

Redpants throws swordguy wolverine/colussus style.

>USE HURLY GLOVES

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:37

Veyrall: Apr 23, 2010; The greatest poet this
side of the cyberpocalypse

Ride Scarabs. Now we have mounts, and potential food sources if needed.

# ? Dec 15, 2014 00:53

tlarn: Mar 1, 2013; You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

>insult brood

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:01

Sormus: Jul 24, 2007; PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users

>TAME BEETLES

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:01

inflatablefish: Oct 24, 2010

>FILET BEETLE
>SERVE BEETLE SUSHI

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:13

LashLightning: Feb 20, 2010; You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...
You just keep being you!

> Grapple Scarabs :ovr:

[Dungeons&Dragons/RoleplayingJoke] :unsmigghh:

[/Dungeons&Dragons/RoleplayingJoke]

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:17

64bitrobot: Apr 20, 2009; Likes to Lurk

>Use Fatal Strike :ovr:

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:17

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

>OMNISLASH

# ? Dec 15, 2014 01:26

where the red fern gropes: Aug 24, 2011

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

hey, check the bottom left

>GET 3 GOBLINS

# ? Dec 15, 2014 04:19

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:24

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

>SUMMON_THUNT

# ? Dec 15, 2014 04:42

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