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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


RetroHelix posted:

So... why did Reigns attack Fandango? Didn't make much sense.

Fandango is a thief and Roman is the righter of wrongs (except when Sting is)

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Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Charles Gnarwin posted:

This segment is how Roman should be treated. He said one thing that sounded badass and let his physical charisma do the rest.

This.

There is absolutely no reason he shouldn't be allowed to build a career off of this, plenty of guys have done it. Reigns looks like he would rip your head off and they should constantly play off that.

Dr.Tree
May 7, 2007

Sure there are goons in local government. But there are goons in national government too
Did I doze off? What did I miss? I see the stairs got moved. Was it a good Hoss off?

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
I hope the blowoff is another Steel Stairs match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

Are they piping in THIS IS AWESOME chants ?

Nope, Roman is over.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Vince is gonna read this thread and make the Show/Reigns match twenty minutes of chain wrestling just to gently caress with y'all

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

RetroHelix posted:

So... why did Reigns attack Fandango? Didn't make much sense.

Wouldn't you?

That was a good segment and how Reigns should be booked. Come down, beat up people, say a cool thing, let the charisma do the rest.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Dean Ambrose needs a motorcycle with flaming wheels.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

275 pounds, actually

275 was the combined weight, he only threw part of the stair

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

oatgan posted:

275 pounds, actually

You can't fool me, i saw the stats last night. The top part is 87 lbs. :colbert:

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Jerusalem posted:

You know some people think the Superman Punch is not good. To that I say, those people have a different opinion to me.

It was cool until he started doing it 5000 times a show because he has no actual offense.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

oatgan posted:

275 pounds, actually

That's both stair components combined, though. Show only threw the top part :science:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jerusalem posted:

You know some people think the Superman Punch is not good. To that I say, those people have a different opinion to me.
It may have originated from a lovely movie (albeit one of the best parts of said lovely movie) but I really do like the Superman Punch

That Guy From Pearldiver
Apr 18, 2001

President and Sole Member of the Andre Braugher Appreciation Society
I look at Todd Chrisley, and I think I understand how straight guys can hate gay guys.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Let Roman just loving destroy people while looking angry, he's very good at that.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

so is big show the litmus test for superfaces to overcome the odds

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Jerusalem posted:

You know some people think the Superman Punch is not good. To that I say, those people have a different opinion to me.

There was no silly cocking of his fist and he caught Show by surprise. That's when it works for me.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

You know some people think the Superman Punch is not good. To that I say, those people have a different opinion to me.

Why would you like fancy theatrical fun moves when this is serious stuff, and these men are fighting for serious things.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
That was a weird series of segments.

Saw it was Fandango, left to feed cats.

Saw Roman Reigns when I came back, watched him murder Fandango.

Saw Big Show come out, went to clean out the catpans.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Vertical Lime posted:

so is big show the litmus test for superfaces to overcome the odds

he's very large

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Valeyard posted:

275 was the combined weight, he only threw part of the stair

I need a graph

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Guy From Pearldiver posted:

I look at Todd Chrisley, and I think I understand how straight guys can hate gay guys.

What's that Key and Peele bit? "Oh now I understand, you don't dislike me because I'm gay, you dislike me because I'm an rear end in a top hat!"

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
See I really have no problem with Reigns doing that at all, but when the expectation is this guy is about to get one of the biggest rubs ever in a few months, bleh

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

You'd almost think that people outside of interweb message boards actually do like Reigns quite a lot.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

hes over in yospos still having a tantrum

bartok
May 10, 2006



Suben posted:

It was cool until he started doing it 5000 times a show because he has no actual offense.

Uh excuse me but Reigns has the Superman Clothesline, a half-assed Samoan Drop, and that ring apron drop kick thing that is kinda cool.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

STAC Goat posted:

There was no silly cocking of his fist and he caught Show by surprise. That's when it works for me.
That and it was a result of Reign's nice little aside of "If you are getting in the ring I'm going to punch you"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

StarkRavingMad posted:

he's very large

TV doesn't do him justice. You have to see him in person.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

STAC Goat posted:

Kid me marked for Ahmed Johnson.

I don't trust that fucker.

Adult me marks for '80s Hulk Hogan, so I don't trust him either.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Monday Night Wars: Sting and the Undertaker :stare:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Monday Night Wars: Sting and the Undertaker :stare:

Uhh...this came out two weeks ago.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Jerusalem posted:

Monday Night Wars: Sting and the Undertaker :stare:

Man, it's almost as if they're setting up a match or something.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!
So I guess they are going to have Sting vs Undertaker at Wrestlemania?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah remember that time Undertaker charged the Somme and killed 40 Germans in that foxhole

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
loving finally, the main event.

Crube
Feb 16, 2006

“Stop seducing me!”
Are they trying to tease us with Sting v. The Undertaker still?

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Okay, Miz has WAY too many pre-entrance music stings.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jerusalem posted:

Monday Night Wars: Sting and the Undertaker :stare:

We all know how exciting Ministry of Darkness Undertaker was.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Yeah remember that time Undertaker charged the Somme and killed 40 Germans in that foxhole

Yes I do.

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waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

TEGGS posted:

So I guess they are going to have Sting vs Undertaker at Wrestlemania?

It will be Sting vs Triple H with Triple H going over.

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