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Betacord
Mar 24, 2013

7 DAYS / 1 PROGRAM
How to Drop Off an Unwanted Baby: http://www.wikihow.com/Drop-Off-an-Unwanted-Baby


quote:

2. Decide who will drop off the baby.

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anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
How to Appreciate Dsbm (Depressive Suicidal Black Metal)







serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

lol

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

wikhow is basically a good look into how serverly autistic people work

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax

step 1: be a young nathan explosion

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Hey I found an article to help GBS

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Taking-Jokes-Seriously

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
tcc.jpg



a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

he copes woith being deaf by loading taylor swift onto his mp3 player and putting the earbubs in and then being all like "good thing im deaf or i would have to hear.... this"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

cool meditative pose, he looks kind of like a chicken or a frog

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
why do all these drawerings look the sam

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Your-Boyfriend-out-of-Breaking-up-With-You



"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Aphids

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-the-Alpha-Female

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Betacord
Mar 24, 2013

7 DAYS / 1 PROGRAM
How to Recognize a Potentially Abusive Relationship: http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Potentially-Abusive-Relationship



Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


How To Give Passive Aggressive Gifts for Christmas

quote:

For those do-gooders who constantly show you up and who have chosen to undertake courageous aid work where electricity is hard to come by and modesty is a must, send them a bikini or an iPod.

Yeah, that'll show those... courageous bastards? I wish somebody hated me enough to buy me an iPod.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

livin the dream

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
BEE

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Gets You BuzzingTM

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

looks like they're at a rave

Roberto_Silencio
Mar 9, 2004

lets start advertising and make us some real money

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Random

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine




How to Enjoy Thoughts of Your Inevitable Watery Grave Swim

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

imagining yourself as a blackening corpse lost in the river rapids: the first step to becoming accustomed to swimming

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
So you've found a forum or newsgroup that seems to be very interesting to you, yet you've got no clue how to "break yourself in" and introduce yourself to the forums regulars that inhabit the place? Don't worry, just like in real life, when you've got to introduce yourself to an alcohol support group or the gang of thugs who are smashing your car to pieces, the first step is often the most difficult. Something Awful, realizing that some people need an online "icebreaker", has decided to list and describe all the popular "personalities" people use to fit in to the online world. We sincerely hope this helps in your quest for online acceptance.

http://www.somethingawful.com/guides/guide-posting-on/1/

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Inevitable posted:

So you've found a forum or newsgroup that seems to be very interesting to you, yet you've got no clue how to "break yourself in" and introduce yourself to the forums regulars that inhabit the place? Don't worry, just like in real life, when you've got to introduce yourself to an alcohol support group or the gang of thugs who are smashing your car to pieces, the first step is often the most difficult. Something Awful, realizing that some people need an online "icebreaker", has decided to list and describe all the popular "personalities" people use to fit in to the online world. We sincerely hope this helps in your quest for online acceptance.

http://www.somethingawful.com/guides/guide-posting-on/1/

I see Gunky Junket took the "Confused Newbie" advice to heart

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
How to Stop Your Child From Masturbating in Public

quote:

If you notice your child masturbates constantly, or to the point where they injure themselves



How to Deal with Sexual Frustration: visiting your twink anime doctor senpai (yes these are both actually from the article, it actually suggests tricking your doctor into putting his hand up your butt.)




How to avoid HIV and AIDS



How to get circumcised



edit: these articles are great too Conceal Your Farting In Public, Fart in Public Without People Hearing You, Cope if You Pee Yourself Laughing in Public, Pick Your Nose Inconspiculously Avoid Becoming a Sexual Predator and Speak Without Spitting Saliva.

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Dec 17, 2014

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Philthy posted:

I tried to find out how to poop after pie.



(How to poop standing up)

How do you not post step 2 (check the poo)

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Inevitable posted:

So you've found a forum or newsgroup that seems to be very interesting to you, yet you've got no clue how to "break yourself in" and introduce yourself to the forums regulars that inhabit the place? Don't worry, just like in real life, when you've got to introduce yourself to an alcohol support group or the gang of thugs who are smashing your car to pieces, the first step is often the most difficult. Something Awful, realizing that some people need an online "icebreaker", has decided to list and describe all the popular "personalities" people use to fit in to the online world. We sincerely hope this helps in your quest for online acceptance.

http://www.somethingawful.com/guides/guide-posting-on/1/

low tax has known spanish manlove for longer than we realised

quote:

The MENSA Troll

The MENSA Troll shares many characteristics of The Flamethrower Clone, but this style of poster refrains from writing as many blatant homosexual overtones. The general gist of all the MENSA Trolls' posts should hint at the idea that the MENSA Troll is the smartest creature in the world, and every time he posts a message, it is for the sole purpose of manipulating others on the forum. It doesn't matter what reaction he gets from anything he writes because the MENSA Troll can justify anything he wants. If, for some reason he is not able to justify it, he should ignore it completely and avoid the subject. Under NO circumstances should the MENSA Troll respond to anybody's criticisms of him; he should instead continue to criticize everybody else and avoid engaging in a two-way conversation.

EXAMPLES. The MENSA Troll will post the following messages:

Counter-Strike forum: "It's interesting to see so many of you silly little monkeys jump around and react to my post which created the associative link between Counter-Strike players and certain members of the canine family. Your predictable reactions are exactly what I expected from such a lowbrow, intellectually dead race of Neanderthals who barely possess the ability to use primitive tools. I'm sure it will take you months before your ape-like brains are able to realize that the sniper rifles in v1.0 are poo poo. Go back to downloading those mp3s you heard on the radio and watching ABC, you pop-culture addicted maggots."
Star Trek forums: "It is apparent that many of you lack the ability to comprehend a single one of my posts. If you did, you would understand that you are all pawns on a chessboard I bought and own. You are all merely dancing chimps here to amuse me, and I have the ability to pull your strings and control your every move. If your reactions weren't so banal and tedious, I might be impressed."
Honda Civic forum: "You mindless drones will purchase whatever product is placed before your ignorant, easily influenced heads. You are so willing to be manipulated by other people, it is no wonder I am able to bend and shape you into any way I please. Besides, it's common knowledge that the CRX is by far a better deal."

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

"When you first summon animals from your grimoire, they may be vaporous. Simply chant louder and longer to fully materialize them."

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
suicide? talk to the hand bitch

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Cats

wikihow, you can teach me to love cats, but can you teach me to love another person?


also, i bought the how face

:how: could i spend 30 dollars on this??

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Doctor J Off posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Cats

wikihow, you can teach me to love cats, but can you teach me to love another person?


also, i bought the how face

:how: could i spend 30 dollars on this??

yessss

the face only GBS could love

:how:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Cool 12 Oz Mouse fanart.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

i like how the guy posting a wikihow guide on being accepted into fyad says not to overthink it lol

HJE-Cobra
Jul 15, 2007

Bear Witness

Hell Gem

This article clearly has very important info.


Try dollie babes instead of being a sexual predator!


Talk to your terrifying doctor, in an office with sexy nurses on the walls

Now you're on your way to not going to jail!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm starting to feel like this whole wikihow site is some kind of therapy

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm starting to feel like this whole wikihow site is some kind of therapy

was it the "how to accept your autism" page that did it?

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



pathetic little tramp posted:

How do you not post step 2 (check the poo)


:how:

Doctor J Off posted:

http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Cats

wikihow, you can teach me to love cats, but can you teach me to love another person?


also, i bought the how face

:how: could i spend 30 dollars on this??

My loving hero. Thanks!

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