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Low Percent Lunge: Jan 29, 2007

Serperoth posted:

Sneak peek of the 2015 Mercedes, from Lewis Hamilton's facebook page.

My new car! Thanks to Jonathan Ross and team! Watch me whip this beast around on Saturday's Christmas Special! #TeamLH #NewRide #SaturdayAt10pm #GodIsTheGreatesthttp://instagram.com/p/wuGnf8L0-y/

That hat is more expensive than my car and completely worthless. Fashion opinions ITT.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 03:31

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:10

BAD AT STUFF: May 10, 2012; We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because fuck you.

Sashimi posted:

I didn't know Lewis was an inquisitor.

Or a member of Run DMC.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 03:49

DapperDraculaDeer: Aug 4, 2007; Shut up, Nick! You're not Twilight.

Serperoth posted:

Lewis's fashion sense has always reminded me of someone. I think I finally realized who.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 04:05

Chiwie: Oct 21, 2010; DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES, I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE THE WILD GOOSE GOES!!!!

CoffeeBooze posted:

Lewis's fashion sense has always reminded me of someone. I think I finally realized who.

Holy poo poo that works way too well.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 04:28

Pvt. Public: Sep 9, 2004; I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

CoffeeBooze posted:

Lewis's fashion sense has always reminded me of someone. I think I finally realized who.

That is loving perfect. Holy poo poo.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 04:51

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

I have no idea who that is

# ? Dec 18, 2014 04:52

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

simplefish posted:

I have no idea who that is

It's Hitler.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 05:05

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

He's a character from the show The League.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 05:06

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

That explains it. I've never seen or heard of it.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 05:14

keevo: Jun 16, 2011; WAKE UP

simplefish posted:

That explains it. I've never seen or heard of it.

A guy on a TV show with terrible taste for fashion.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 05:39

Butt Wizard: Nov 3, 2005; It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Jesus. Now I'm going to think of Taco as Kimi whenever I watch that.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 05:40

WhoNeedsAName: Nov 30, 2013

Serperoth posted:

Sneak peek of the 2015 Mercedes, from Lewis Hamilton's facebook page.

Someone should photoshop his face onto the kid from The Shining when he's on the trike!

# ? Dec 18, 2014 13:20

krushgroove: Oct 23, 2007; Disapproving look

Those things are pretty fun (Razor cart thing)...so LH gets a half a point back from me.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 14:13

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

krushgroove joins #TeamLH

# ? Dec 18, 2014 15:12

Sulman: Apr 29, 2003; What did you do that for?

According to bullshitter Benson's Twitter account, Jock Clear is going to Ferrari.

Not particularly revelatory, but does this mean Ferrari are starting to recruit more foreign talent again?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 15:26

Dubs: Mar 6, 2007; Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

Sulman posted:

does this mean Ferrari are starting to recruit more foreign talent again?

should have started with drivers

# ? Dec 18, 2014 15:37

krushgroove: Oct 23, 2007; Disapproving look

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

krushgroove joins #TeamLH

Shoot me now

(I do think he deserved the WDC, I just think he acts like a twat a little too much)

# ? Dec 18, 2014 15:54

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

krushgroove posted:

Shoot me now

(I do think he deserved the WDC, I just think he acts like a twat a little too much)

RACIST!

Are you voting for The UKIPS next year?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 15:59

Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

Brainwrong posted:

RACIST!

Are you voting for The UKIPS next year?

Yep. Doesn't make me racist though, infact one of my friends is b.. Etc... Etc... Etc

# ? Dec 18, 2014 16:18

Sulman: Apr 29, 2003; What did you do that for?

Dubs posted:

should have started with drivers

Well-known Italians Kimi Raikonnen and Seb Vettel?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 16:30

Dubs: Mar 6, 2007; Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

Sulman posted:

Well-known Italians Kimi Raikonnen and Seb Vettel?

Sulman posted:

talent

# ? Dec 18, 2014 16:34

Dudley: Feb 24, 2003; Tasty

Organising a work karting thing and got an email calling me Mr Schumacher.

That worries me, I thought they were implying I have the driving skills of a semi concious vegetable. And then I realised they might mean Michael.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 16:45

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Karting is always fun.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 16:55

Dubs: Mar 6, 2007; Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

#keepfightingralf

# ? Dec 18, 2014 16:55

Brainwrong: Mar 20, 2004; RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Dubs posted:

#keepfightingralf

It would seem he still is.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 16:57

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Brainwrong posted:

It would seem he still is.

"Michael Schumacher's Brother"

# ? Dec 18, 2014 17:32

Sulman: Apr 29, 2003; What did you do that for?

simplefish posted:

"Michael Schumacher's Brother"

I laughed heartily. That's normally the treatment reserved for celebrity wives.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 18:16

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Brainwrong posted:

... too many words.

That's it. I'm out!

You've missed 1975.
A very very young Luca di Montezemolo running ferrari with a young Lauda winning.
And of course 1976, where Lauda has his crash, and also bails out of the Japan race citing the wet weather is too dangerous, so losing the WDC to Hunt.
Also the Hunt commentary years were good come to think of it.
Also Williams!

Any Aussie should check out TV channel 7mate, that's what I do when I can't sleep. At 4AM (and I think 11AM), they usually have a 1 hr show on a F1 year, followed by a 1 hr show on a driver*. Worthwhile if CBF downloading races or have insommnia.
* not every night, and sometimes it's some crap not related to motorsports automotive show, like the other day was just about the lotus factory and car clubs.
But 7mate have shown 1955-1980 something in repeat as far as I've noticed it over the past couple of years, as well and the driver docs covering all the 1950-1980s greats

# ? Dec 18, 2014 19:40

RALF: Mar 15, 2009; Grimey Drawer

Ralf Schumacher is an awesome driver

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:06

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Human Grand Prix posted:

Karting is always fun.

The Worst Thread UK Karting Goon Meet 2013 was a lot of fun

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:09

nsaP: May 4, 2004; alright?

RALF posted:

Ralf Schumacher is an awesome driver

Compared to Michael, now, you mean

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:10

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

RALF posted:

Ralf Schumacher is an awesome driver

He was good until he got injured in '04.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:16

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Ferrari's lovely-rear end website does not work in Chrome or IE. How am I supposed to submit my CV like this you Guinea jerks?

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:18

thegasman2000: Feb 12, 2005; Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
/

Apply for the web masters job? Via Italian morse from a Ferrari exhaust...

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:26

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

Does Morse code translate? Do non-English-speaking nations use Morse code, or is it a thing like ASL where there's different nationalities?

Anyway, I'm applying for the Chief Tyre Analyst job to replace that Japanese dude. I'm using my mom's maiden name to apply because she's Italian.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:54

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014

captainOrbital posted:

Does Morse code translate? Do non-English-speaking nations use Morse code, or is it a thing like ASL where there's different nationalities?

Anyway, I'm applying for the Chief Tyre Analyst job to replace that Japanese dude. I'm using my mom's maiden name to apply because she's Italian.

I'm just sending a vial of an Italian man's blood along with a letter say that I want the job, the blood is mine, and I bleed Ferrari Red.

# ? Dec 18, 2014 21:59