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LordPants posted:That joke was pretty highbrow but if you understand about currencies and men getting a dildo up the bottom from their partners it's p funny. 3 |
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Dec 18, 2014 14:23
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i hope we're all being nice to gaspy he's a good poster.
XyloJW posted:hambeet is basically a giant anus. Matthew Beet posted:i'm a loving idiot. The Narrator posted:beet was right.  ^ art This post brought to you by a tremendous artist https://fat.gfycat.com/ImpoliteSinfulBuzzard.webm |
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Dec 18, 2014 14:24
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for once she thought she'd lucked out living with a mild-mannered retail drone rather than yet another hipster starbucks brunch nazi, but it was too good to be true
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Dec 18, 2014 14:26
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wait, is she still doxxing you? is she reading this thread right now?  shalom aleychem 
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Dec 18, 2014 14:28
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Dec 18, 2014 14:29
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i think he just did his belt up way too tightly because he was worried about looking fat on camera
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Dec 18, 2014 14:32
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Avshalom posted:i think he just did his belt up way too tightly because he was worried about looking fat on camera You'd think after the first few times he would have learned otherwise... |
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Dec 18, 2014 14:53
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i'm concerned that gaspy hasn't posted since his revelation
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Seagull posted:asphyxious sorry to hear your housemate found out that you pretend to be a massive dork online, hope you can overcome it My housemate didn't find me, but my housemate did open the package. He thought it was an attack on him and apparently reported the address to the cops. I have a variety of choices before me.
Seagull posted:I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb. G-Spot Run posted:did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words? |
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Dec 18, 2014 15:01
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Dec 18, 2014 15:02
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My primary concern is overcoming my first panic attack in 6 months after 5 years of cbt. I'm well versed in the motions but it's taking longer than usual.
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Dec 18, 2014 15:03
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Asphyxious posted:My housemate didn't find me, but my housemate did open the package. He thought it was an attack on him and apparently reported the address to the cops. I have a variety of choices before me. what the gently caress did the gifter send to have him think it was a letter bomb |
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Dec 18, 2014 15:05
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I've already explained it was a joke present for me and he's agreed to call back the police and apologise. This is no big deal but I have a pretty fukt brain and it's gonna take a little while to recalibrate.
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Dec 18, 2014 15:05
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Seagull posted:what the gently caress did the gifter send to have him think it was a letter bomb He didn't think it was a bomb. The package had no clear recipient so as the homeowner he opened it.
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Dec 18, 2014 15:06
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Asphyxious posted:My primary concern is overcoming my first panic attack in 6 months after 5 years of cbt. I'm well versed in the motions but it's taking longer than usual. this legitimately blows though and i hope you get well |
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Dec 18, 2014 15:06
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Keener minds might wonder why I'm telling you this, I figure it might be funny later once my body stops thinking its dying.
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Asphyxious posted:My primary concern is overcoming my first panic attack in 6 months after 5 years of cbt. I'm well versed in the motions but it's taking longer than usual. I was laughing up until this point. Hope you are OK gaspy. |
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Frogmanv2 posted:I was laughing up until this point. Hope you are OK gaspy. I'm always okay.
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Dec 18, 2014 15:10
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You're good people Gaspy. I hope your house mate isn't too stressed out by this.
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Dec 18, 2014 15:15
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Avs gets probated, Gaspy has drama, all I need is a post involving poop or a pet then I think I've nearly completed BYOB bingo.
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Dec 18, 2014 15:36
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Asphyxious posted:My primary concern is overcoming my first panic attack in 6 months after 5 years of cbt. I'm well versed in the motions but it's taking longer than usual. you okay? the crushing pain localised on your heart is a symptom of a panic attack, heart attacks have nothin to do w your heart |
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Dec 18, 2014 15:38
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Matthew Beet posted:nah boxer briefs. full briefs / jocks are for weirdos. newfound respect for you, beet. Asphyxious posted:My housemate googled it, as well as Auspol, Asphyxious, secret santa. Cool poo poo.  poo poo I only just saw the panic attack thing. Stay strong gaspy, once this is all over it'll be funny. FWIW I was secretly hoping for a big in-thread dramatic reveal that somehow your housemate was avshalom and you were part of some huge long con. i would've marked the gently caress out |
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LordPants posted:Avs gets probated, Gaspy has drama, all I need is a post involving poop or a pet then I think I've nearly completed BYOB bingo. Here, have a lorikeet: 
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LordPants posted:Avs gets probated, Gaspy has drama, all I need is a post involving poop or a pet then I think I've nearly completed BYOB bingo. i got an upset tummy from some chinese buffet tonight is "upset tummy" just always used as a euphemism for the poops? it just dawned on me as i was filling in my grid |
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http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3590153&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post422548652 this is a good fuckin' post and that she was banned for it is evidence that sa has been sliding down into a hole of human poo poo for a while now |
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Dec 18, 2014 15:44
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GoldStandardConure posted:eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe with a comb lmao GoldStandardConure posted:#ban the barka nice sorry to hear about the panic attack, gaspy. also: hi gaspy's roommate. |
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Seagull posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3590153&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post422548652 don't loving do this |
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Dec 18, 2014 15:55
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Dec 18, 2014 15:56
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Asphyxious posted:I've already explained it was a joke present for me and he's agreed to call back the police and apologise. Man your room mate really doesn't like anime. ---------------- |
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Dec 18, 2014 15:57
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Seagull posted:i will stop irony posting this but unironically |
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Dec 18, 2014 16:00
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so wait did someone send gaspy nazi regalia? is that why they called the cops and you mentioned them being Jewish?? |
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XyloJW posted:so wait did someone send gaspy nazi regalia? is that why they called the cops and you mentioned them being Jewish?? if this is actually what happened it's unbelievably hosed |
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GoldStandardConure posted:Here, have a lorikeet: P. Sure this is photoshopped due to lack of poop. Today I rocked up to work, said hello to people then realised I had bird poop on my shirt. |
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Dec 18, 2014 16:16
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That mouse lasted 8 years, then I got a bird...
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