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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Speaking of photo retail and usb cables:

I can't count how many times I've had to disappoint someone wanting to get a USB cable to transfer video from their miniDV cam. And then explaining firewire to them, which their PC or laptop is unlikely to have.

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



My parents bought a Sony miniDV camera with both Firewire and USB. For some reason anything transferred over USB was of an awful analog video tape like quality. It was designed like that. What a huge disappointment that was. Why bother with a digital connection at that point.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Flipperwaldt posted:

My parents bought a Sony miniDV camera with both Firewire and USB. For some reason anything transferred over USB was of an awful analog video tape like quality. It was designed like that. What a huge disappointment that was. Why bother with a digital connection at that point.

Those "USB Streaming" cameras had lovely quality over USB because, unlike FireWire, it doesn't have DMA support, and it has to reencode the DV data from the tape in real time into something lower-bandwidth, instead of just dumping the data from the tape over FireWire.

That feature was only on cheaper camcorders.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



You could literally take the analog output and pipe it through a composite-to-usb video capture cable and have something you wouldn't be embarrassed to show on a tv versus something that would make you cringe on a 2005 cellphone screen. It was really, really bad. It was mostly the camera being underpowered to do a decent real time re-encode.

Though it proabably wouldn't be the first time for Sony to make something that goes "Haha, in your face, sucker!" is was still very disappointing.

I guess I wasn't as much into looking up reviews on the internet before buying at the time.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Flipperwaldt posted:

Though it proabably wouldn't be the first time for Sony to make something that goes "Haha, in your face, sucker!" is was still very disappointing.
Always relevant:
http://www.theonion.com/video/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-poo poo-that-doesnt,14309/

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
Yeah, firewire is both awesome and awful. If you weren't using a Mac it was just a terrible experience. I remember all kinds of weird poo poo trying to import video via a firewire PCI card to my PC. I had a situation 3 years ago where I needed to import a whole stack of miniDV tapes and all I had was a HP laptop. I ended up buying a $150 ancient iMac G4 just for that precious 6 pin firewire port.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Krispy Kareem posted:

Yeah, firewire is both awesome and awful. If you weren't using a Mac it was just a terrible experience. I remember all kinds of weird poo poo trying to import video via a firewire PCI card to my PC. I had a situation 3 years ago where I needed to import a whole stack of miniDV tapes and all I had was a HP laptop. I ended up buying a $150 ancient iMac G4 just for that precious 6 pin firewire port.

It's worse trying to digitize MiniDV HD tapes with a 'Deck'. The constant Timecode Breaks are the most annoying thing ever.

EDIT:

Xmas guide article full of old obsolete tech:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/science-technology/must-christmas-tech-giftsfrom-1980s-4832232

My favourite:

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 14:11 on Dec 23, 2014

Pyroclastic
Jan 4, 2010

Sham bam bamina! posted:

My family's video camera was a gigantic bastard that recorded to regular VHS tapes. No clue where it is now. :sigh:

I think we got rid of ours, but we had a whole system. A two-part VCR and a camcorder. The camcorder didn't have an onboard recorder, so it was plugged into the tape deck half of the VCR, which you wore on a shoulder strap. My 10-year-old self was typically the family videographer and I loved using that hardware. It probably all weighed 15-20lbs, but the subsequent 25 years may have skewed that.

Up until just a few years ago I was regularly asked by the principal at one of my schools to dub miniDV recordings of concerts and talent shows to VHS. They were probably never watched again.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

Pyroclastic posted:

The camcorder didn't have an onboard recorder

Then it wasn’t a camcorder. :ssh:

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

DrBouvenstein posted:

(Bolding mine.)

That part has led to a MASSIVE security flaw.

Since all something has to do to be "seen" as a mouse and/or keyboard is to simply tell the OS it's a mouse and/or keyboard, a malicious USB device can be plugged in, and almost instantly take control of the cursor and keyboard input, and start doing poo poo like modifying the host file so common sites like Google and Facebook go to spoofing sites, disable software firewalls, etc...

USB can do that, so can an older PS2 keyboard-like device... and Firewire gives devices direct memory access so a malicious device can do much worse than simply entering false keystrokes.

The point to take away from this is not that USB or Firewire is bad but that there isn't much you can do if someone has physical access to your machine.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

A keyboard can be used to input malicious code into an editor and then execute that code. It is clearly an attack vector. :v:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

carry on then posted:

A keyboard can be used to input malicious code into an editor and then execute that code. It is clearly an attack vector. :v:

There are shitloads of computers without keyboards in production use for just this reason :mmmhmm:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Jerry Cotton posted:

There are shitloads of computers without keyboards in production use for just this reason :mmmhmm:

On screen keyboard?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Johnny Aztec posted:

On screen keyboard?

... I meant servers.

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
Point of sale systems running a full OS would be another example. With a keyboard users can get into all sorts of trouble. Limited to touchscreen buttons even Windows XP can stay usable.

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.
Holy cow, I just read through this entire thread over the past few weeks. This is filled with some amazing stuff and impressive derails.

The thing I didn't see anyone mention in all the chatter was video game boxes. I remember going to Comp USA as a kid and being really impressed at the various box sizes and shapes. For example:

Ultrabots:


And Spectre VR:



I mean holy cow, the games were okay (gently caress the humanoid bot forever, scorpion bot's guided missile was way more useful) but the box itself was magical. Definitely obsolete forms of marketing now since games are more or less downloadable, but it was a fun time. Combine it with the fact that the Internet really wasn't much of a thing, so we couldn't tell that Ultrabots was crap before buying it...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Video game boxes are still a thing. Just buy a Special Collectorate's Ultra Mega Edition Version Ausgabe and you'll see.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Still, memories of a shelf of nice game boxes gives me a certain understanding for the people who miss LP sleeves.

Computer viking has a new favorite as of 18:43 on Jan 2, 2015

turn it up TURN ME ON
Mar 19, 2012

In the Grim Darkness of the Future, there is only war.

...and delicious ice cream.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Video game boxes are still a thing. Just buy a Special Collectorate's Ultra Mega Edition Version Ausgabe and you'll see.

Yeah but they don't serve the same eye-grabbing purpose, and companies have gotten really canny about how much space they let games take up on shelves. Back in the late 90s and early 2000s they were more willing to let boxes take up more real estate.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SquadronROE posted:

Yeah but they don't serve the same eye-grabbing purpose, and companies have gotten really canny about how much space they let games take up on shelves. Back in the late 90s and early 2000s they were more willing to let boxes take up more real estate.

True, which is why I've usually bought the Huge Box versions because at some point they are always cheaper than regular versions.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Jerry Cotton posted:

True, which is why I've usually bought the Huge Box versions because at some point they are always cheaper than regular versions.

After a few months at least most retailers will have copies of "Assassin's Creed 45 LASER BLADES ULTIMATE BIG-DICK EDITION" on pretty steep discount because only the nerdiest nerds prepay for statues and poo poo.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

SquadronROE posted:

Yeah but they don't serve the same eye-grabbing purpose, and companies have gotten really canny about how much space they let games take up on shelves. Back in the late 90s and early 2000s they were more willing to let boxes take up more real estate.

Halo 3's legendary edition was pretty rad.



The box itself is just a big ol' box, of course, but that helmet ruled.

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories

MA-Horus posted:

After a few months at least most retailers will have copies of "Assassin's Creed 45 LASER BLADES ULTIMATE BIG-DICK EDITION" on pretty steep discount because only the nerdiest nerds prepay for statues and poo poo.

It seems like most shops don't even really carry the big collectors editions now. It's been a good while since my local shops had the collectors edition on sale. I hear that Fry's are some of the best places to get deals on them, but sadly the closest one is a really long drive away from me.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

BattleMaster posted:

The point to take away from this is not that USB or Firewire is bad but that there isn't much you can do if someone has physical access to your machine.

True, but with something like a thumb drive, someone can just leave it lying around in front of Apple HQ in the hopes someone will see it and go,
"Ooh! Free thumb drive!"

Edit: Actually, Apple HQ might be the only place it makes sense to leave a malicious Firewire device, since who else is still using Firewire these days?

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

DrBouvenstein posted:

True, but with something like a thumb drive, someone can just leave it lying around in front of Apple HQ in the hopes someone will see it and go,
"Ooh! Free thumb drive!"

Edit: Actually, Apple HQ might be the only place it makes sense to leave a malicious Firewire device, since who else is still using Firewire these days?

To be fair, Apple isn't really still using Firewire anymore either with the exception of one, maybe 2, machines.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
Yeah Apple dropping Firewire 400/800 from their boxes in favor of Thunderbolt has really been a load of fun when we've been given old DV tapes or even reasonably new external drives and realized we've got nothing to plug them into.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

DrBouvenstein posted:

True, but with something like a thumb drive, someone can just leave it lying around in front of Apple HQ in the hopes someone will see it and go,
"Ooh! Free thumb drive!"

Edit: Actually, Apple HQ might be the only place it makes sense to leave a malicious Firewire device, since who else is still using Firewire these days?

The way the original PS3 Jailbreak worked was by crafting a malicious USB device that overflowed a buffer by creating virtual devices with malformed descriptors which exploited an edge-case bug in the descriptor parsing code. It goes to show that you can do some very nasty things with malicious USB devices.

WebDog posted:

Yeah Apple dropping Firewire 400/800 from their boxes in favor of Thunderbolt has really been a load of fun when we've been given old DV tapes or even reasonably new external drives and realized we've got nothing to plug them into.

A lot of recording and other music hardware used Firewire as well and those people were not happy about Apple dropping it either.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

empty baggie posted:

To be fair, Apple isn't really still using Firewire anymore either with the exception of one, maybe 2, machines.

Note that Thunderbolt is far worse as far as that vulnerability is concerned. It uses PCI Express, and PCI Express is designed for high-performance internal devices like disk controllers and graphics cards.

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Edit: Wrong thread.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

dpbjinc posted:

Note that Thunderbolt is far worse as far as that vulnerability is concerned. It uses PCI Express, and PCI Express is designed for high-performance internal devices like disk controllers and graphics cards.

This for some reason got me to thinking of something.

The malicious 'dialer' viruses, programs, etc. that went around where it would cause your PC to dial something like a per-minute or per-call number without your knowledge. With everyone making the move to much faster services like DSL, Sat. and cable, not even having a traditional modem at all in newer computers, etc., I haven't seen anyone really make a big deal about this in years. However, 10 years ago, it seemed like one of the bigger PC security concerns.

hirvox
Sep 8, 2009

JediTalentAgent posted:

The malicious 'dialer' viruses, programs, etc. that went around where it would cause your PC to dial something like a per-minute or per-call number without your knowledge. With everyone making the move to much faster services like DSL, Sat. and cable, not even having a traditional modem at all in newer computers, etc., I haven't seen anyone really make a big deal about this in years. However, 10 years ago, it seemed like one of the bigger PC security concerns.
They're alive and well on the mobile side.

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist
Jun 18, 2003

ANYONE WANT SOME BARBECUE?

Lipstick Apathy

hirvox posted:

They're alive and well on the mobile side.

Oh this flashlight widget wants acess to phone, location, browser history, cell data, and google wallet? SOUNDS GREAT!

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Speaking of pay-per-minute calls, those 1-900 numbers were everywhere in the 80s and 90s. The industry was basically completely unregulated and holy gently caress were those things a scam. The industry basically preyed on children, but it was OK because they always warned you to get your parents' permission first.

Nobody actually did this because the answer would have always been 'NO!'



$1.49 for the first minute, 99¢ for each additional minute and the average call lasted 4 minutes. To listen to Hulk Hogan say... something. I wonder how many kids ended up grounded for a year after calling that number every day for a month and their parents got a $130+ phone bill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2CKwJ3hGo

Just sit on the line and you can get Corey Haim's and Corey Feldman's personal number, which was probably another 1-900 number where you could leave them a message that they would never hear.

The ones where you just listened to a celebrity message weren't even the weirdest ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUcznJNZc0o

$2 for the first minute and $1 for each additional minute to have an answering machine insult you. That commercial is concentrated 90s though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-akWAWOp2Y

What makes America cry? Probably seeing their phone bill after calling this $2 a minute number.

They died off rapidly as the world moved into the 21st century due to the fact that cell phones never supported 1-900 calling and network operators just stopped supporting them because of the massive amount of scams out there. AT&T halted 1-900 service in 2002 and Verizon finally cut off billing for them on their terrestrial networks a couple of years ago. I can't even imagine that any were (are?) actually still in service outside of maybe some weird psychic hotlines that catered to Luddites.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


The_Franz posted:

Speaking of pay-per-minute calls, those 1-900 numbers were everywhere in the 80s and 90s. The industry was basically completely unregulated and holy gently caress were those things a scam. The industry basically preyed on children, but it was OK because they always warned you to get your parents' permission first.

Nobody actually did this because the answer would have always been 'NO!'



$1.49 for the first minute, 99¢ for each additional minute and the average call lasted 4 minutes. To listen to Hulk Hogan say... something. I wonder how many kids ended up grounded for a year after calling that number every day for a month and their parents got a $130+ phone bill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2CKwJ3hGo

Just sit on the line and you can get Corey Haim's and Corey Feldman's personal number, which was probably another 1-900 number where you could leave them a message that they would never hear.

The ones where you just listened to a celebrity message weren't even the weirdest ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUcznJNZc0o

$2 for the first minute and $1 for each additional minute to have an answering machine insult you. That commercial is concentrated 90s though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-akWAWOp2Y

What makes America cry? Probably seeing their phone bill after calling this $2 a minute number.

They died off rapidly as the world moved into the 21st century due to the fact that cell phones never supported 1-900 calling and network operators just stopped supporting them because of the massive amount of scams out there. AT&T halted 1-900 service in 2002 and Verizon finally cut off billing for them on their terrestrial networks a couple of years ago. I can't even imagine that any were (are?) actually still in service outside of maybe some weird psychic hotlines that catered to Luddites.

I was just watching Punch-Drunk Love yesterday and the whole idea of the three-buck-a-minute sex line or whatever made me cringe.

empty baggie
Oct 22, 2003

strangemusic posted:

I was just watching Punch-Drunk Love yesterday and the whole idea of the three-buck-a-minute sex line or whatever made me cringe.

These are still around, just not in 900 number form.

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred
A friend of mine worked for a guy who made his wealth with the contemporary version of that: SMS pay-per-texts, those things that you'd text once and in doing so would subscribe you, charging you per text. My friend didn't work with or on that side at all, but the guy was filthy, millions of dollars, here let me spend four grand on a staff dinner for five people rich. This is in Perth, Australia too. He was apparently really pleasant, he just lacked that disconnect of all good businessmen where morality didn't go near his profits.

Apparently the name of the game was finding a way around regulations: New advertising rules say you need to state terms and conditions? Make the terms and conditions a two percent difference in colour from the background and put it in 2pt font. He had people dedicated to that one task.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Don't they make FireWire/Thunderbolt adapter dongle things? Are they crap or what?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

XTimmy posted:

Apparently the name of the game was finding a way around regulations: New advertising rules say you need to state terms and conditions? Make the terms and conditions a two percent difference in colour from the background and put it in 2pt font. He had people dedicated to that one task.
Quick-loan ads are using this now. In the EU the effective interest (i.e. what the consumer -actually- pays for a loan, including any fees, worst case) has to be displayed on the ad. A lot of ads have the base interest displayed, then in tiny tiny typeface at the bottom they list the effective interest, which is usually about a power of ten higher.

The worst offender I saw had an advertised interest of 4%, but the effective interest was something like 450%.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Last Chance posted:

Don't they make FireWire/Thunderbolt adapter dongle things? Are they crap or what?
Oh they work, but Thunderbolt doesn't appear to carry bus power so you need a device with power. Also very sensitive to bumping. You pretty much end up with an old iMac that's treated as a venerated relic just to be on the safe side. Or pretty much setup a dedicated capture box that's got enough ports in it into accommodate.

Collateral Damage posted:

The worst offender I saw had an advertised interest of 4%, but the effective interest was something like 450%.
Cash Converters in Australia got stung for having an interest rate of 633%.

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Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.
I remember back in the day some porn sites had a 900 number that you could set your modem to dial, and it would allow access to the paid site for some ridiculous fee. I'm sure this feature was never ever abused, since teenagers can't get access to a phone line they don't have to pay for and they would never lie when certifying their age.

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