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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
There is great debate about which variety of sump pump is better.

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Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_shell

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

ugh.

i'm all of these basically https://tools.wmflabs.org/enwp10/cg...e&sortb=Quality

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Korra_%28The_Legend_of_Korra%29&offset=20141220000000&limit=100&action=history
i think my fav thing here is the person fixing minor typos with "please keep your edit wars orderly"

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
In English, numerous grammatical constructions are in dispute.[by whom?]
Examples
The following are disputed usages in Standard English:
Generic you – e.g. "Brushing your teeth is a good habit." as opposed to "Brushing one's teeth is a good habit"[citation needed]
Split infinitives – e.g. "To boldly go where no one has gone before." as opposed to "To go boldly where no one has gone before"[citation needed]
Conjunction beginning a sentence – e.g. "But Mom said not to jump on the bed!"[citation needed]
Double genitive – e.g. "a friend of theirs" as opposed to "a friend of them" or "their friend"[1]
Gender-neutral language in English[citation needed]
Me mistaken for I[citation needed]
The use of like as a conjunction – e.g. "Like I said," as opposed to "As I said,"[citation needed]
The validity of aren't as a negative First Person Singular conjunction for to be in interrogative uses – e.g. "Aren't I the one you were talking about?"[citation needed]
Whether to use the subjunctive mood – e.g. "I wish I were/was a better man."[citation needed]
Whether to use who or whom in various contexts[citation needed]
Whether to use the active voice or passive voice in various contexts[citation needed]
The use of less or fewer with count nouns[citation needed]
The use of whilst, amidst, and amongst[citation needed]
The following are non-standard[vague] English usages, which are nonetheless popular:
Double negatives – e.g. "We don't need no education."[citation needed]
Certain double modals – e.g. "You might could use it."[citation needed]
The use (spoken and written) of the word ain't and other similar constructions.[citation needed]
Factors in disputes

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tayter Swift posted:

Certain double modals – e.g. "You might could use it."[citation needed]

this and "why don't you go get you a [whatever]" are the worst

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Tayter Swift posted:

Certain double modals – e.g. "You might could use it."[citation needed]
i've never seen or heard this before, it looks impossibly stupid

is this some kind of joke

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i've never seen or heard this before, it looks impossibly stupid

is this some kind of joke

I've heard it from Boston people

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
They aimed to make a project more relevant and satirical than their previous films while retaining toilet humor.[12]

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Blue Train posted:

this and "why don't you go get you a [whatever]" are the worst

actually the worst is "your shirt needs washed" or "my lawnmower needs fixed", i don't know how that one didn't get up there

maybe because it's not controversial at all and only imbeciles in pennsylvania use it

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Sagebrush posted:

actually the worst is "your shirt needs washed" or "my lawnmower needs fixed", i don't know how that one didn't get up there

maybe because it's not controversial at all and only imbeciles in pennsylvania use it

idgi

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

actually the worst is "your shirt needs washed" or "my lawnmower needs fixed", i don't know how that one didn't get up there

maybe because it's not controversial at all and only imbeciles in pennsylvania use it

it's at least logically consistent if inelegant, unlike "i could care less" which is the dumbest loving thing

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
yospos > pyf language peeve

mine is people who say "grammar" when they mean spelling or semantics

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

goddamnedtwisto posted:

it's at least logically consistent if inelegant, unlike "i could care less" which is the dumbest loving thing

oh didn't you know? that one is not an error, it's deliberate sarcasm. when someone says "i could care less" they aren't being a moron. they're deliberately sarcastically implying that they could not care less, a la "oh, suuuuure, i deeeffffffinitely could care less than thiiiisssss"

literally something someone told me once and just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
how the hell did "b/c" ever catch on

be or cause

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
posting in the pendant thread

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Sham bam bamina! posted:

how the hell did "b/c" ever catch on

be or cause

w/e

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

how the hell did "b/c" ever catch on

be or cause

its from 1920s secretary typewriter code

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

how the hell did "b/c" ever catch on

be or cause

w/r/t yr complaint and posting in general i feel that they are not very good

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

oh didn't you know? that one is not an error, it's deliberate sarcasm. when someone says "i could care less" they aren't being a moron. they're deliberately sarcastically implying that they could not care less, a la "oh, suuuuure, i deeeffffffinitely could care less than thiiiisssss"

literally something someone told me once and just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i'm fairly certain it's some smug fucker who went "heh you can't have double negatives" and "corrected" it

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

actually the worst is "your shirt needs washed" or "my lawnmower needs fixed", i don't know how that one didn't get up there

maybe because it's not controversial at all and only imbeciles in pennsylvania use it

it was like the loving matrix to me when I was told about the Pennsylvania dropped infinitive

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Nintendo Kid posted:

its from 1920s secretary typewriter code
thanks fish mech, i can always count on u

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgivukkah

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


The end result of keyboard goop.

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

RZApublican posted:

The end result of keyboard goop.

i wish my keyboard grew cress

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
The name "Oh Internet" is meant to convey "Oh, Internet, you are so crazy!"[52]

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

The name "Oh Internet" is meant to convey "Oh, Internet, you are so crazy!"[52]
did anyone ever deliberately go there or was it all encyclopædia dramatica redirects

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
people went there to make fun of it for being bad

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Sham bam bamina! posted:

did anyone ever deliberately go there or was it all encyclopædia dramatica redirects

a family friendly ed~





lmao

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Sham bam bamina! posted:

the gold factory

it's fairly obvious that i gave up on the analogy about half of the way through

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

lol at the people having trouble with the english language itt

if you can understand it, it's valid in conversational speech. deal.

ANIME MONSTROSITY
Jun 1, 2012

by XyloJW

duTrieux. posted:

lol at the people having trouble with the english language itt

if you can understand it, it's valid in conversational speech. deal.

sometimes im anxious about posting because my english is kinda sketchy :smith:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

sometimes im anxious about posting because my english is kinda sketchy :smith:

i have never noticed. what's your native language?

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Panty Saluter posted:

i have never noticed. what's your native language?

she polish

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Panty Saluter posted:

i have never noticed.

yeah me neither

Symbolic Butt
Mar 22, 2009

(_!_)
Buglord

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

sometimes im anxious about posting because my english is kinda sketchy :smith:

same

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

duTrieux. posted:

it's fairly obvious that i gave up on the analogy about half of the way through
do you think i thought you were being serious

you made a funny post and i thought "the gold factory" was the best part, i don't get why you're miffed that i pointed it out :confused:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

sometimes im anxious about posting because my english is kinda sketchy :smith:

literally the only time I've noticed you making a distinctively non-native word choice is when you used the term "tip box" for one of these things. but that's a pretty subtle shade of meaning (a "box" has more volume), and I had to guess at the actual word when I was googling for pics just now (apparently it's a "tip tray"?)

so idk I think you do aight

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

PleasingFungus posted:

literally the only time I've noticed you making a distinctively non-native word choice is when you used the term "tip box" for one of these things. but that's a pretty subtle shade of meaning (a "box" has more volume), and I had to guess at the actual word when I was googling for pics just now (apparently it's a "tip tray"?)

so idk I think you do aight
"tip box" also works though, i've seen a fair amount of boxes used for tips too

preemptive :quagmire:

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