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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Fedor/Lashley please

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Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I hope they sign Fedor and the UFC replaces the entire opening with Werdum and Henderson finishing him.

gently caress I am going to re-read the Werdum/Fedor thread right now. Edit: Wow this was already four years ago.

The Sphinxster posted:

Cheick might be my favorite cheater. That guy is a fence grabbing nut shooter and I don't know why it's so funny.
His agonizingly slow and boring walk-out just makes it better.

Shumagorath fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Dec 27, 2014

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006
As the last non-Sherdog rose coloured glasses wearing not an apologist Fedor fan, I really hope he stays retired in Russia playing with ducks and drawing pictures for his daughters.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Shumagorath posted:

gently caress I am going to re-read the Werdum/Fedor thread right now. Edit: Wow this was already four years ago.

I'm still very proud of that thread.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Captain Log posted:

As the last non-Sherdog rose coloured glasses wearing not an apologist Fedor fan, I really hope he stays retired in Russia playing with ducks and drawing pictures for his daughters.

I like Fedor.

gimpsuitjones
Mar 27, 2007

What are you lookin at...
Don't worry he won't be back

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
coker is actually a sleeper agent for the lawyers, out to prove the ufc is a monopoly by killing as many organizations he can

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

coker is actually a sleeper agent for the lawyers, out to prove the ufc is a monopoly by killing as many organizations he can

Is stupidity admissible as evidence?

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
I wonder if randy had gotten the fedor fight he quit over, if he would have won it and if so what that would have done for his legacy vs. getting swiped in the mug by brock and karate kid kicked, seperated only by fighting a homeless man who read about "mma" on a discarded new york post.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
I COME BRINGING GIFTS Y'ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o56_oivMMRY

OPLOT's BACK AND LIVE

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Shumagorath posted:

gently caress I am going to re-read the Werdum/Fedor thread right now. Edit: Wow this was already four years ago.
Please link this for ease of :allears:-ing.

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001
I saved the first three pages after the headliner and don't have Archives. Title was "SF Fedor vs Werdum 6 26 GDT - An actor, an artist and a tranny walk in..."

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Oplot is having a live stripper candy give away and they're in weird lace and now are doing a semi-choreographed dance in the cage

Oplot never die

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
the camera man kept doing upskirt shots and it cut to disinterested women in the audience

audience shots of kids in the audience bobbing heads along to stripper dance

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

The Kins posted:

Please link this for ease of :allears:-ing.

Here it is at the point where Fedor loses:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3320599&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=18

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
jade bryce and bellator have parted ways

rip dat rear end

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
who

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

bellator ring girl, it was mainly an excuse to post that butt pic tbh

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
butts are cool

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Yuriy posted:

jade bryce and bellator have parted ways

rip dat rear end



Your heterosexuality is making me uncomfortable in this gay sports thread.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Thank you!

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
Scott Coker with Viacom $ owns

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

red19fire
May 26, 2010

War Machine In Prison posted:

For the past two days I've been waiting for tonight: store night. It's my weekly mini Christmas, now I'm sitting here with two honey buns and two packs of pop tarts in my stomach…depressed. This is what my life has come to? In the blink of an eye my awesome little life became worthless. The woman who wanted to marry me now actively tries to ruin my life; she even adds lies to an already hosed situation, and she does so without remorse. Throughout my life I may have hurt loved ones while in fits of rage, but I could never even imagine hurting them with premeditation, cold calculation, and lies. That takes a sicker person then I. I get lost in good books, in daydreams… But they always end, leaving only cinderblock walls in their place. Newtonian physics is dead, quantum physics says that solid objects aren't solid at all…Broken down to the molecule…to the atom…to the electron- it's just energy. Then I should be able to find a way to reach right through those cinderblocks, walk right through them… Maybe somewhere, some monk knows how? I've seen photos of Indian yogis levitating; maybe they know how to move through walls as well? Maybe if you took a baby, and told them that they could, maybe their mind wouldn't be held to the same constraints as ours and they'd be able to walk right through the walls. If I were a king, I'd take a group of babies and raise them with the belief that they could do all sorts of things… See what type of magic unfolds. There is magic. Google: The Coral Castle in Florida; that guy knew the magic needed to build the pyramids; how? Who else knows magic? I wish I knew some. I'm a good person, I truly am, but I've made mistakes… I wish I knew magic so that I could go back and fix those mistakes; I hope I'm strong enough to never make those same mistakes again. I'm sorry for all the mistakes I've made, I'm sorry to all the love ones I've hurt, sorry to all the loved ones I've let down... I never meant to. I dream of my pets often, my pets and the gym… Sorry that daddy is no longer there; sorry that you're short a training partner, a coach, and a student. I hope I never see any of you behind these walls; think long and hard before you act, there's no rush; don't allow any room for regret to infiltrate its way into your life.

Jon continues to be a piece of poo poo from prison, adds 'moron pseudo-intellectual high school understanding of physics' to a growing list of reasons why.

red19fire fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Dec 29, 2014

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

quote:

Throughout my life I may have hurt loved ones while in fits of rage, but I could never even imagine hurting them with premeditation

Surely, heaven waits for you

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


This last season of TUF and War Machine's redneck opera have led me to observe how "I'm a good person" is most often uttered by people who do reprehensible poo poo.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Remember the furry guy on TUF who wore rabbit ears and said his real dad was a polar bear? The one who was going to win because he "studied mathematics"? He got arrested for rape over the holidays and War Machine is the best segue I'm going to get for that information

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Did he rape a bear

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
His nickname was "Ants In The Pants"

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
No way I'm reading that

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

vainman posted:

Remember the furry guy on TUF who wore rabbit ears and said his real dad was a polar bear? The one who was going to win because he "studied mathematics"? He got arrested for rape over the holidays and War Machine is the best segue I'm going to get for that information

http://www.mmaweekly.com/former-the-ultimate-fighter-19-contestant-arrested-on-rape-and-other-charges

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I do remember that guy being creepy

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
*reads 2 lines of warmachine.txt* oh wow it looks like he might finally have oh wait no he hasn't. he's somehow an even more massive piece of poo poo now. gently caress warmachine, the god drat baby

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
So, there's a 22 fight DEEP MMA NYE card tonight that will be streamed on https://www.fightcreature.com if enough people vote for it over Inoki Bombaye. Go vote in the poll if you're a fightcreature member, as Bombaye is currently ahead, and I don't want to watch a shot Crocop rematch Satoshi Ishi <:mad:>. Here's info on both of the cards: http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/New-Years-Eve-Lineups-Finalized-for-Inoki-BomBaYe-Deep-Dream-Impact-in-Japan-79355 Either way, see you guys in #mma around

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Marching Powder posted:

*reads 2 lines of warmachine.txt* oh wow it looks like he might finally have oh wait no he hasn't. he's somehow an even more massive piece of poo poo now. gently caress warmachine, the god drat baby

If he was a baby, he could walk right out of prison.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

individual865 posted:

So, there's a 22 fight DEEP MMA NYE card tonight that will be streamed on https://www.fightcreature.com if enough people vote for it over Inoki Bombaye. Go vote in the poll if you're a fightcreature member, as Bombaye is currently ahead, and I don't want to watch a shot Crocop rematch Satoshi Ishi <:mad:>. Here's info on both of the cards: http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/New-Years-Eve-Lineups-Finalized-for-Inoki-BomBaYe-Deep-Dream-Impact-in-Japan-79355 Either way, see you guys in #mma around

a pro wrestling show topped off by satoshi ishii and an elderly crocop or a solid week of watching a single deep card? my toilet runneth over

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
I still kind of want to see cro cop....

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
Aoki won by Twister and then gave everybody double birds as he walked away from the ring.

http://gfycat.com/FamousSpiritedAnnashummingbird

https://vine.co/v/OwpnYMDYMUI

CroCop won via TKO(headkick and punches)

https://vine.co/v/Owpttp0zOtD

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

TheCool69 posted:

Aoki won by Twister and then gave everybody double birds as he walked away from the ring.

http://gfycat.com/FamousSpiritedAnnashummingbird

https://vine.co/v/OwpnYMDYMUI

CroCop won via TKO(headkick and punches)

https://vine.co/v/Owpttp0zOtD


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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
drat it's gotta feel good for those guys in the crowd to unexpectedly not have to watch an entire ishii fight

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