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Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


killhamster posted:

what about the coinion



also lol he's calling greyhawk out in the comments

that was the only time i laughed

5 accounts down, 20 million 999995 to go

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish


wow he really is a bitcoiner isn't he

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

killhamster posted:

what about the coinion



also lol he's calling greyhawk out in the comments


Boxturret posted:



wow he really is a bitcoiner isn't he

if you can find replace "bitcoiner" with "buttcoiner" and sound exactly like an r/bitcoin "they're after me" conspiracy theorist you've already lost

funnier than the article though

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Boxturret posted:



wow he really is a bitcoiner isn't he

holy loly is this guy a real human

Peztopiary
Mar 16, 2009

by exmarx
I know a guy who got into bitcoins. He's the same dude who quit his job to become a professional poker player. When our company hired him back (lol) for less money than he was making when he left he was so angry. I tried to tell him this was the same as that but he really wasn't interested in hearing it. He's a nice dude, but his money should go into a trust for his own good, basically.

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Base Emitter posted:

Son, we live in a world that has walls of text, and those text walls have to be quoted by men with quote buttons. Who's gonna do it? You?

can't believe nobody posted YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE GALTSE what is this yospos

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member
this is still my fault, i thought he was gonna be mostly alright

how do i do a seppuku

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

killhamster posted:

this is still my fault, i thought he was gonna be mostly alright

how do i do a seppuku

honestly, he is destroying the site. delete his posts and tell him thanks but no thanks from now on.

it would be much better for there to be less activity than whatever the gently caress he is doing

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
point him to this thread

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

killhamster posted:

this is still my fault, i thought he was gonna be mostly alright

how do i do a seppuku

Just delete his posts and get a volunteer from yospos to do some stuff. Your honor will be restored and your ancestors will have forgiven you

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
fix the buttcoin foundation by allowing people to write articles if they pay bitcoin

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
he's never going to get it unless you post an article about how bad he is and that you fired him for being terrible

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

The Management posted:

he's never going to get it unless you post an article about how bad he is and that you fired him for being terrible
a dozen people will give him reddit gold and he'll be an r/bitcoin celebrity and he'll say he was really pro-bitcoin after all

killhamster
Apr 15, 2004

SCAMMER
Hero Member

QuarkJets posted:

get a volunteer from yospos to do some stuff

this would be good bc i'm too busy lately to do much

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

The Management posted:

he's never going to get it unless you post an article about how bad he is and that you fired him for being terrible
great post/username combo here

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
i would write stuff cause im a real professional writer in real life but i dont want to do research or anything like that. so basically im saying im going to start the wiki for you

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

killhamster posted:

this would be good bc i'm too busy lately to do much

i volunteer to post galtse on a bi monthly basis

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
why ddint you sell that site??

My PIN is 4826
Aug 30, 2003

make his posts invisible to everyone except himself and pipe in comments from random youtube videos so he doesn't suspect anything

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

anthonypants posted:

a dozen people will give him reddit gold and he'll be an r/bitcoin celebrity and he'll say he was really pro-bitcoin after all

excellent, everyone will be happy

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

who's nicsho?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
dec 31st 2014

buttcoin foundation's night of the long knives

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

something good happened

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

DNova posted:

something good happened

the articlechain fork has been purged as if the orphaned shitposts never existed in the first place

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


i think something just got orphaned

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

FCKGW posted:

who's nicsho?
:allears:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
this is good for buttcoin

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

DNova posted:

something good happened

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Banzai 3 posted:

New Buttcoin article is too many not funny words and relative poo poo, I bet you'll never guess the author.

He's not touching the poop, he is groping it and enjoying the feeling as it oozes through his fingers as he clenches his fist.

for a second there i was wondering how the buttcoin foundation knew about my kinks

Herman Merman
Jul 6, 2008

My PIN is 4826 posted:

make his posts invisible to everyone except himself and pipe in comments from random youtube videos so he doesn't suspect anything
too late I guess but this would also be acceptable

Jizz Festival
Oct 30, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Did anyone save that last article he did? I'm kinda curious now after reading the reactions to it.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Jizz Festival posted:

Did anyone save that last article he did? I'm kinda curious now after reading the reactions to it.

it's mostly just a long and boring recounting of his struggle with buying bitcoins from coinbase. one in which he breathlessly narrates every step involved, then throws in some unrelated links for flavour.

it's not funny, just bad.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
i heard that butcoinfoundation.org got bought by coindesk and that's why the article got pulled

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

there's another 8 posts in drafts btw

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

FCKGW posted:

there's another 8 posts in drafts btw

plug pulled not a moment too soon

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



FCKGW posted:

there's another 8 posts in drafts btw

are they all about rolling in the poop?

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

I haven't even read them.

some of them, including the coinbase article, have been in drafts for months.

Same Great Paste
Jan 14, 2006




is this the "prolific news writer" version of "serial entrepreneur "?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Boxturret posted:

this is good for buttcoin

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trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jizz Festival posted:

Did anyone save that last article he did? I'm kinda curious now after reading the reactions to it.

Remember the way some bitcoiners write about how credit cards are so inconvenient because a) you have to put them in your wallet before leaving the house, b) you have to extract them from the wallet to pay, c) then remember the PIN, etc, etc?

Well now imagine a whining post about coinbase done in the same style, but make it a dozen times longer than it should and boring as gently caress.

Boxturret posted:



wow he really is a bitcoiner isn't he


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: The roommate validation is what kills me.

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