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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
how do you play chess with no AWPs? sounds boring

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Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010

seriously tho what did we bet on this game of chess

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

Chic Trombone posted:

seriously tho what did we bet on this game of chess

We bet all, duh

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i wish i had bet differently

Winged Orpheus
May 21, 2010

Domine, Dirige Nos
The wager is the future of America.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Pinterest Mom posted:

i wish i had bet differently

Toss out that lasagne in the oven because tonight you'll eat your words

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

I feel confident in merks victory. As someone who played chess a lot as a kid his position is just plain better for an opening and opop has already broken one of the cardinal opening rules.

That said i am furious I'm not involved with the chess shenanigans.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
I can't tell if I'm just delirious or none of this actually makes any sense.

Winged Orpheus
May 21, 2010

Domine, Dirige Nos
All cases in this game of mafia will be resolved not with examination of statements and logical evidence, but with games of blitz chess. PREPARE!

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

My blitz chess record this past month is an awful 0-3 after three blunders when I was in a seriously superior position all three times. :ohdear:

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Ok Opo. I'm out for dinner and drinks with my wife on her birthday. I will be playing on mobile while she is not around. This is your chance to beat me.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Also, you just lost a pawn.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


merk posted:

Also, you just lost a pawn.

Yes, which you sacrificed your bishop for. Bold move.

Tell your wife I said happy birthday, but say it all seductive.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

you just walked into a trap :ohdear:

Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind

I like the gun game map in the snow. That's a fun time

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

WHERE ARE YOU WATCHING CHESS HAPPEN

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Pinterest Mom posted:

you just walked into a trap :ohdear:

Probably, but I'm ready for it

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
lol oopop are you checkmated already

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
oh i guess not. i dont chess good

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Nuh-uh!

just in check

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


My greatest strength and greatest weakness is that I have no strategy and just do whatever

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
this is shaping up t be an exciting match. already all of the bishops are dead.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Thanks for the knight

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Are you playing some French Canada version of chess where we are nice to each other and never take pieces?

Chic Trombone
Jul 25, 2010

I never thought I'd see the day where i was interested in spectating an internet chess match but here we are

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


merk posted:

Are you playing some French Canada version of chess where we are nice to each other and never take pieces?

Yeah, sorry. Sorry.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
Counter Terrorists win

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

Once again I was a fool to believe in terrorism.

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Chic Trombone posted:

I never thought I'd see the day where i was interested in spectating an internet chess match but here we are

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

oh i just noticed merk has an elo of 1600 on chess.com

yeah he's not going to lose this

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
I was much higher back in the day but I lost a bunch of games on time because I uninstalled the app after a tournament started. I think I was like 1870?

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
I'm better at chess than CS.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
Opop I declare war on you

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Your Personal Muse posted:

Opop I declare war on you

Sorry

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Opop, you have disgraced us.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Sorry

Winged Orpheus
May 21, 2010

Domine, Dirige Nos
Sic Semper Terrorists

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
"Iimmm gonnnnnaaaa cliiiiiiiinnnnnngggggggg frrrrom the chandalier from the chandaliiiiieeeerrrr" -Opo chess 2015

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merk
May 20, 2003

##interact
I think it's swing from the chandelier now which feels like an empowerment song. I'm sorry. You are not empowered in this game.

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