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PHIZ KALIFA posted:If you look at his butt, you can deffo see a skull pressing against the taught flesh. satoshi's pulled a reverse voldemort
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that's mike o hearn, not the butt developer. the o stands for "o no where are the butts?"
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Soricidus posted:actually, this is technically the twelfth day of christmas
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2015 is truely the year of bits so far
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holy poo poo haha thank you bitcoin for you provide the laffs
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has anyone said two-bit coin yet? alternative joke: sounds like bitstamp is a... two-bit operation 
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ArchWizard posted:has anyone said two-bit coin yet? 
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Vault of Satoshi is Closing. (self.vos) submitted 7 minutes ago by vos_team - stickied post Vault of Satoshi will be closing on February 5th, 2015. Although new deposits will no longer be accepted, rest assured, you will have plenty of time to finalize any trades and withdraw any outstanding funds with all of the convenience and expeditiousness that you’re used to. Please ensure that all of your withdrawal requests are submitted by February 5th. We expect there will be some speculation as to why the Vault is going to be sealed forever, and we’d like to reassure the community that it has absolutely nothing to do with insolvency, stolen funds, or any other unfortunate scenario. To this day we are proud to have run the first full proof-of-reserve exchange in the industry, with strict compliance and security regimes. Our decision stems from opportunities presented by a new business that has forced us to reexamine our priorities. Our founders and team of developers began work on a new, non-cryptocurrency project about 6 months ago, which has since become quite successful. We are forced to make a choice on where to expend our efforts, as we simply do not have time to continue operating both businesses. We feel splitting our focus would be a disservice to the customers of Vault, so although our competitors may lack some of the features, currencies, and innovations that Vault brought to the Canadian market, they will serve you well for your basic exchange needs. We are still true-believers, and think Satoshi Nakamoto has set in course something that will change the world for the better. Thank you loyal Vault customers for joining us on one of the most exciting adventures of our time! There’s no doubt that this is just the beginning, and we will continue to watch from the sidelines as history unfolds, with Bitcoin becoming more understood, accepted, and appreciated every day. Sincerely, The Vault of Satoshi Team
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we've found a job that won't land us in jail, bye ktx
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bistamp, bitfenix, vault of satoshi all down today bitpay on shaky ground a good day for buttcoin
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[–]misterjegden-piss [score hidden] 36 minutes ago Sysadm here! I'm somewhat suprised about the hysteria many people here are expressing now. It's like they never heard about a site getting compromised before even though the Sony incident happened just a few weeks ago.. To me it seemes that Bitstamp has been quick on the information part and is taking proper measurement (taking the site to a halt until they figure things out). This is key while they debug what happened and people should be patient until they find out what's wrong! To the people bitching about regulations; Bitstamp has been under regulations for a long time. Theese regulations is the verification process amongst others. Due to this, I figure Bitstamp has been in the need for spending more of their resources on this instead of what they could have deployed in security measures. And as far as security regulation goes, there can never be one. Security is a skill, not a policy for politicians to decide over...
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https://twitter.com/BitPay/status/552170142546010112 BitPay @BitPay We realized this morning our market monitor was frozen, we added more data sources for price discovery and our rates are now updating from checking the markets i'm pretty sure they're using bitfinex's ticker now, saw both at 267.23
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has it ever happened that one guy working at a bitcoin site took all the bitcoin put them in their wallet and left and wasn't the person in charge of said site
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Ursine Asylum posted:[–]misterjegden-piss [score hidden] 36 minutes ago Yeah, $5 million worth of autism kroners being stolen is just the same as a website defacement. Don't know why everyone is freaking out.
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Ursine Asylum posted:[–]misterjegden-piss [score hidden] 36 minutes ago Remember that time Bank of America, HSBC, and Scotiabank's deposits were compromised? Wait, it hasn't happened? Well how about the other big banks? None? Well, imagine what would happen if they were compromised! you could lose your deposit! They are insured? Oh well, how about an unrelated company in a totally different area, suffering a much less serious hack like Sony?
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jre posted:Yeah, $5 million worth of autism kroners being stolen is just the same as a website defacement. Don't know why everyone is freaking out. i just love that the assumption is being made that the only reason their security is lovely is because all of those "pesky kyc requirements" i bet osha loves this guy
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trucutru posted:Remember that time Bank of America, HSBC, and Scotiabank's deposits were compromised? Wait, it hasn't happened? Well how about the other big banks? None? Well, imagine what would happen if they were compromised! you could lose your deposit! They are insured? Oh well, how about an unrelated company in a totally different area, suffering a much less serious hack like Sony? or how about when target got hacked and then everyone replaced their credit cards and target paid for credit monitoring for everyone else and everyone compromised filed for fraud and got their money back or when home depot got hacked and the exact same thing happened
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They didn't halt it though, lol, it took like a day before they told people to stop sending to them, Love the system that let's you send money into memory holes without realizing it, with absolutely no way to recover them never gets old
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With the recent blockchain and bitstamp problems, I have decided to move my coins to new paper wallets with dice as my RNG. Does this top-scoring Google result describe how you would make a paper wallet from dice rolls? Thank you in advance! (swansontec.com) submitted 12 minutes ago by cryptomars danster82 1 очко 7 minutes ago Can someone tell me why its necessary to use dice or a pack of cards to generate randomness rather than just typing 62 random numbers and letters on your keyboard?
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[–]arichnad 1 point 44 minutes ago As crazy as it sounds, 18 billion bits is not that bad. If you look at their total fees (30 billion bits per year?), and assume their profit is a fair percent of those fees, they can maybe afford to take that hit, maybe not today, but eventually. For sure, they'll learn from their mistake and keep their hot wallet smaller in the future.
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"a bank was robbed today, the robbers made off with over 3 million cents!"
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BTW, if you check any big thread in r/bitcoin and search for Rassah, your are pretty likely to hit gold. He just loves to whiteknight the big players, like some sort of furry, dumb Smithers. It's a shame he doesn't post more often.quote:
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remember that time that so many people filed FDIC claims that the government threw it's hands up and said "i guess a bunch of you will never get paid, ever" ?
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theflyingorc posted:"a bank was robbed today, the robbers made off with over 30 million mils!" fixed
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surebet posted:[–]arichnad 1 point 44 minutes ago im the company with no insurance who lost, straight up misplaced, the last 7 months of revenue and can afford to take that hit, nbd, it was a learning experience
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ANAmal.net posted:im the company with no insurance who lost, straight up misplaced, the last 7 months of revenue and can afford to take that hit, nbd, it was a learning experience i would like to invest in you
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surebet posted:i wonder what the ceo of bitpay is doing right about now if there's one thing bitcoin has taught me it's to never trust anyone whose name ends in a c doubly so if both names end in c infinitely so if the c has an accent
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Soricidus posted:actually, this is technically the twelfth day of christmas Iridium posted:fiiiiiiive raaateddd threeaaaaaadddddddd Soricidus posted:four bearwhales
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FCKGW posted:bistamp, bitfenix, vault of satoshi all down today
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drat it feels good to be a bankster
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quote:[–]btcdrak 1 point 12 minutes ago this needed more post chain confirmations
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ANAmal.net posted:im the company with no insurance who lost, straight up misplaced, the last 7 months of revenue and can afford to take that hit, nbd, it was a learning experience well obviously if they're not wasting all that money on insurance
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quote:Holy freaking crap, my inner nerd is freaking out... Bitcoin World at CES looks amazing (imgur.com)
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