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iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

holocaust bloopers posted:

The Mist is loving incredible. The balls they had to commit to that downer of an ending.

It helps that Thomas Jane owns.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Just finished season 4 of The Wire. gently caress that was pretty heavy poo poo. Great show.

I think S4 is probably the darkest/heaviest/most brutal out of all the seasons (and therefore the best), which is saying something.

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Speaking of heavy poo poo I saw Fury again and that movie is loving HEAVY.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

iyaayas01 posted:

I think S4 is probably the darkest/heaviest/most brutal out of all the seasons (and therefore the best), which is saying something.

Season 4 tops anything Game of Thrones has ever done.

Rough Lobster posted:

Speaking of heavy poo poo I saw Fury again and that movie is loving HEAVY.

Yea. Fury is relentless.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

DeusExMachinima posted:

stolen valor circlejerk in TFR atm


y/n milgoons???

Claims veteran status, later claims a medical discharge during basic when he got found out. Someone digs up the paperwork that says he didn't even make it to basic, he went AWOL in reception and came back a while later. Awesome.

Other than a few cheap laughs at an idiot's expense though, I don't care.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If they're trying to reap benefits, gently caress them.

If they're making poo poo up to try and get attention, then they deserve to be outed and mocked for being wannabe idiots. You're such a failure you're pretending to be a failure at life. You're so pathetic that even your dreams involve you being a failure at life, but yet it's still an improvement. Mockery and embarrassment must ensue.

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

Godholio posted:

You're such a failure you're pretending to be a failure at life.

We have to take the idiotic career moves deeper. :bandwagon:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

man I don't want to go back to work tomorrow.

this is me er day

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

AWOL from reception

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
http://i.imgur.com/oMpzE8G.mp4

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

holocaust bloopers posted:

Does Langoliers hold up?

Good novella, fun TV movie with really bad CGI effects. Worth a look and on youtube.

Current discussion on the Stephen King thread in BB rates Long Walk highly.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD-1fBWHioA

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
dad jams 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

It's awesome how he gets a double kick sound with only one foot pedal and another drum.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Good novella, fun TV movie with really bad CGI effects. Worth a look and on youtube.

Current discussion on the Stephen King thread in BB rates Long Walk highly.

also genuinely filmed where it was set, bangor international airport
thought that was a pretty cool fact, i watched it again after i visited there

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


wisdom

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
There oughta be a law.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

lmbo if you didnt realize that was a land whale

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
:nws: pro click
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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

lmbo if you didnt realize that was a land whale

Doesn't mean there shouldn't be a law.

Anything punishing fats is a good idea.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

USMC503 posted:


Anything punishing fats is a good idea.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

I think this chick just recently got into porn. Def think I saw dem tittays on the BRCC the other day.

second best sponge
Jun 13, 2003

I'm from Cleveland :tinsley:
I'm drinking tonight because a second dude from my company lost his battle on the home front. I didn't think either of them were the type of guys that would give up. They were funny, outgoing, headstrong, confident dudes and loving awesome marines. I haven't spoken to them in years and then one day I see a bunch of dudes posting poo poo on their facebook page about rest in peace and all that poo poo.

gently caress.

in a hosed up way, i thought it would be me long before it was any of them. this pack is heavy. but im still marching. keep marching brothers.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

second best sponge posted:

I'm drinking tonight because a second dude from my company lost his battle on the home front. I didn't think either of them were the type of guys that would give up. They were funny, outgoing, headstrong, confident dudes and loving awesome marines. I haven't spoken to them in years and then one day I see a bunch of dudes posting poo poo on their facebook page about rest in peace and all that poo poo.

gently caress.

in a hosed up way, i thought it would be me long before it was any of them. this pack is heavy. but im still marching. keep marching brothers.

Good idea get good and drunk while swimming in sorrow and thoughts of death and loss from losing your bro like that.

Nothing bad can happen with that combo at all.

Hey if your not too busy freewheeling down suicidal ideation lane can you help me clean all my guns and clandestinely choke myself in my neighbors garage while I masturbate?

Let's go full retard here Second Best- I bet there's some power tools and wood working in a cook house we could do while tweaking on bath salts and screaming at open eye visual PTSD hallucinations, if you are really set on doing silly dangerous things right now.

Lemme know!

Sober up and process this while you still can. Rarely do we ever truly wish we had drank more when we are walking the same lovely dead friend filled path you are on right now. Sorry about your bro, but you need to be better than drunk right now, though. It's a long goddamn walk and there are more dead buddies up ahead. You'll just be a permanent fixture on the path if you wander along it drunkenly. Real talk.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

:stare: Being single in Waikiki may be the best thing ever.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

One year sober :toot:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Congrats man. Seriously.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

proud of you

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Congrats dude. Does it feel like an accomplishment? I'm going on 7 months and it does. I never thought it would though.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Congratulations, dude

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Master Bateman posted:

:stare: Being single in Waikiki may be the best thing ever.

want to have a wild time? walk around downtown at night with 2-3 other dudes. hookers will run across the street to try and score. its hilarious picking out which ones are the trannies/crossdressers.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


second best sponge posted:

I'm drinking tonight because a second dude from my company lost his battle on the home front. I didn't think either of them were the type of guys that would give up. They were funny, outgoing, headstrong, confident dudes and loving awesome marines. I haven't spoken to them in years and then one day I see a bunch of dudes posting poo poo on their facebook page about rest in peace and all that poo poo.

gently caress.

in a hosed up way, i thought it would be me long before it was any of them. this pack is heavy. but im still marching. keep marching brothers.

Honestly. The only reason I haven't Cobain'ed my way off this poo poo pile rock is because I hate myself so loving much I keep waking up because thats worse than being dead.

The little things man. They get you through the day. Focus on that.

And don't drink when one of your friends volunteers for crossing guard duty at the River Styx. Unless you want to join them. Drinking and suicidal depression mix about as well as Russian engineering and nuclear power.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

Congrats dude. Does it feel like an accomplishment? I'm going on 7 months and it does. I never thought it would though.

Doesn't feel like an accomplishment. At some point in the last year not drinking "clicked" for me and turned into a lifestyle. Subconsciously I still do stuff like not going in the beer aisle in the grocery store and avoiding situations without accountability/where I could get in trouble, but the idea of going down to the store and buying liquor seems foreign now.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I appreciate the positivity but this thread is my cis-holic ~safe space~ so consider lobbying for your own private transobriety space. I don't care, I just don't want it shoved in my face, or near our schools, or in front of the children.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Zeris posted:

I appreciate the positivity but this thread is my cis-holic ~safe space~ so consider lobbying for your own private transobriety space. I don't care, I just don't want it shoved in my face, or near our schools, or in front of the children.

gently caress off cisdrunk scum

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I need beer recommendations.

And don't give me some local craft beer poo poo. I don't live in bumblefuck midwest state. I live in retirement community Florida. So something drinkable that I can walk into an ABC and buy.

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.

Genocide Tendency posted:

I need beer recommendations.

And don't give me some local craft beer poo poo. I don't live in bumblefuck midwest state. I live in retirement community Florida. So something drinkable that I can walk into an ABC and buy.

I'm a fan Sierra Nevada beers and they're pretty widely distributed these days so you shouldn't have much trouble finding some.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yuengling?

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Rogue hazelnut brown ale is pretty common and it's tasty.

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