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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

dpbjinc posted:

lol at this guy who doesn't know about giant bomb

Now it's time for Phil Hartman: The Game (AKA Blasto)

Someone is going to get murdered by their crazy wife?

Edit: OH gently caress I forgot this game existed. For some reason I kept thinking of the lovely in game Hanar action movies from Mass Effect. Cause if that was a game with his Elcor partner......I'd totally play the poo poo out of it.

Jiro fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Jan 8, 2015

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absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~
it's really depressing that this was one of phil hartman's last things

nobody should have to go out on loving blasto

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Jiro posted:

Someone is going to get murdered by their crazy wife?
Blasto was Phil Hartman's final role before, well... :(

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
One year I got Blasto for Christmas

It was still better than the year I got Spawn for the PS1

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

absolutely anything posted:

it's really depressing that this was one of phil hartman's last things

nobody should have to go out on loving blasto

Raul Julia's last film was Street Fighter. Life blows.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
The real reason Phil was killed by his wife is unfolding now.

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

Dapper Dan posted:

Raul Julia's last film was Street Fighter. Life blows.

street fighter the movie owns and raul julia was one of the best parts of it

blasto has no redeeming value

e: actually you know he was straight up the best part

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

The Kins posted:

Blasto was Phil Hartman's final role before, well... :(

Before he retired and went upstate to live on a farm like my parents told me?

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
remember when jon lovitz kicked andy dick's rear end in a bar for effectively getting phil hartman murdered

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

absolutely anything posted:

street fighter the movie owns and raul julia was one of the best parts of it

blasto has no redeeming value

e: actually you know he was straight up the best part

This is true

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Blockhouse posted:

remember when jon lovitz kicked andy dick's rear end in a bar for effectively getting phil hartman murdered

how did andy dick do that?

I don't doubt it.

E:
Did he show up at the hartman house with a PSX and a copy of this game in hand and make the family play it?

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Al Borland posted:

how did andy dick do that?

I don't doubt it.

Got Hartman's wife back on cocaine after ten years sober. The murder happened five months later.

Then years later he's bragging about it at a party and Lovitz goes apeshit on him.

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Al Borland posted:

how did andy dick do that?

I don't doubt it.

Here:

quote:

Lovitz and Dick have been at eachothers throats since a Christmas party in 1997 held at Phil Hartman's house. Andy Dick was reportedly doing cocaine at the party when he gave some to Hartman's wife, Brynn, who had been sober for 10 years. Five months later, Hartman's wife flipped out, shot him, and then killed herself. Lovitz blames it all on Dick giving Brynn the cocaine, and once told Andy when filling in on Hartman's TV show Newsradio, "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine."

Also, Jon Lovitz owns:

quote:

The club's owner, Jamie Masada, witnessed the fight and said: "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Al Borland posted:

how did andy dick do that?

I don't doubt it.

E:
Did he show up at the hartman house with a PSX and a copy of this game in hand and make the family play it?

He got Phil's wife back onto coke.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

XK posted:

He got Phil's wife back onto coke.

so he showed up with a copy of this game a PSX and a line of coke.

That quote about bashing his head until blood came out is glorious.

gently caress Andy Dick.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Al Borland posted:

how did andy dick do that?

I don't doubt it.

He's Andy Dick. He's responsible for every awful, terrible thing that's happened in the past twenty years.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!
The Jon Lovitz fighting game would be better than Blasto.

PlaceholderPigeon
Dec 31, 2012
Wow, Blasto is even more broken than last year.

I do miss seeing the bug where Blasto spins out in a zone that flooded due to a glitch and shoots randomly though

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Random Stranger posted:

He's Andy Dick. He's responsible for every awful, terrible thing that's happened in the past twenty years.

When you get a person who's normal, nice and sober hooked back on addictive drugs, you're pretty much the biggest piece of poo poo.

Also a year before the fight:

quote:

The situation got worse last year when Lovitz claims a drunken Andy Dick walked up to his table at a Hollywood restaurant, snatching his guests drinks, and saying to Lovitz "I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die." Clearly that didn't settle well with Lovitz who said "I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
IDK if i can last till Beethoven but I really wanna see it.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
LOL IDK how sony ever left this out.

Its so loving bad.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Al Borland posted:

LOL IDK how sony ever left this out.

Its so loving bad.

not only did they let it out it was supposed to be their flagship game

then a year later FFVII came out

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Everybody's got to wear blindfolds now. By AGDQ 2016 it'll be AGDB.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Random Stranger posted:

Everybody's got to wear blindfolds now. By AGDQ 2016 it'll be AGDB.

year after that playing with your face. No hands just your tongue and cheeks.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

zari-gani
Sep 6, 2004

How much do you want it? ;-*

Random Stranger posted:

Everybody's got to wear blindfolds now. By AGDQ 2016 it'll be AGDB.

Blindfolded Tetris Grandmaster for AGDQ 2016.

Comrade Question
Mar 30, 2011

"I'd say it's nothing personal, but corporations are people, too."
Today I learned that Andy Dick is aptly named.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Surprised there is no Zelda CDI speed run

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Blockhouse posted:

not only did they let it out it was supposed to be their flagship game

then a year later FFVII came out

FFVII released the year before actually.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Al Borland posted:

Surprised there is no Zelda CDI speed run

That happened during bonus stream a marathon or two ago, it was pretty wonderful. I think Tompa was the one who brought the CD-I?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



zari-gani posted:

Blindfolded Tetris Grandmaster for AGDQ 2016.

Like there would be a difference.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Healbot posted:

FFVII released the year before actually.

oh hey you're right

that's even worse!

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The subtitle of Trio the Punch is "Never Forget Me". And you won't.

Edit: If you're going to wear an opera cape, don't wear it with a t-shirt. You can probably shorten that to "Don't wear an opera cape", though.

Random Stranger fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Jan 8, 2015

Kanfy
Jan 9, 2012

Just gotta keep walking down that road.
"If you hate animals, you should probably kill them."-AGDQ 2015

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
This announcer being :geno: as gently caress is pretty great.

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Very late reply but now that I'm awake: I saw some posts about the Umihara Kawase run, apparently it didn't go that well for the runner. I guess I'll watch it later but if you want to see more of the game I did a longest path run at ESA2014, with a shortest path run as bonus at the end. The longest path one went kind of ridiculously well and I think is my PB.

Missed the entire Mega Man block, I will make drat sure to catch up on that. 4-player 100% X race sounds insanely hype. Stupid university.

At least I can see most of AwfulGDQ!

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
Blueglass is the only super hyped up person at this hour.

Boxman
Sep 27, 2004

Big fan of :frog:


Oh my god everyone on cam posing. :allears:

dangerdoom volvo
Nov 5, 2009
What has happened in this mans life that causes him to wear a cape

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DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



this runner looks like he fell out of an early 90's male modeling magazine and it kinda owns

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