justice4trayvawn posted:

the phrase "football move" should not exist in any rule book

in fact how do the browns get any yards when football moves are required

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

All the cowboy's fans moaning about how 'the refs are loving us' is the best. Like 90% of those dudes were saying 'dont blame the refs' last week.


one of my irl friends said the same thing but about the lakers.

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

justice4trayvawn posted:

a fat rude unemployed black man is the perfect eagles fan so this guy gets a pass

justice4trayvawn posted:

i still think the broncos/packers/patriots have more lovely bandwagon fans than the cowboys lately.....i mean poo poo dawg its been 20 years since dallas won a super bowl

i finally said gently caress it this year and went over to the texans

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I think its all regional. Most of the bandwagon fans in DC seem to like the cowboys or steelers due to rivalries.

justice4trayvawn posted:

its a lot weirder up on the east coast because so many teams are so close to each other.....in texas you can pretty much assume a person is a cowboys/texans fan or not from here

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

You dont mess with texas bro

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But first, Kynes found himself stretching with Andrew Luck before a morning workout. The future NFL Pro Bowl quarterback had a question for the new walk-on.

"If you were a medieval warrior, what would be your weapon of choice?"

Kynes responded by choosing the mace.

"I would pick the longbow," Luck offered in his own fitting fashion.

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"I am not making this up," says Hasselbeck, who has grown close to Luck. "It was a book on concrete. He was showing it to everyone on the road trip to Cincinnati. He was fascinated."

Said receiver Griff Whalen, a college teammate and friend: "He was on the bus like, 'Did you guys know that Cincinnati was the first (city) to use this or that kind of concrete?' Everyone was like, 'Yeah, whatever. Thanks for that.'

holocaust bloopers posted:

Apparently he's super autistic.

holocaust bloopers posted:

http://www.wsj.com/articles/andrew-luck-the-nfls-most-perplexing-trash-talker-1418663249

Helldump Immunity. posted:

facebook feed is filled with people celebrating despite the fact that they never went to OSU

Booblord Zagats posted:

Honestly of the 4 schools int he final, Ohio was the least obnoxious.

Alabama wasn't even the best SEC team this year and pulled the SEC West trick of powder puffing your schedule to inflate ranking

Oregon played an even easier schedule while managing to get blown the gently caress out at home by Arizona

FSU wasn't terrible but it became very clear that they were just waiting to implode with all the squeaked by wins they got out of their own division,

TCU should be upset because they played a much tougher schedule than the 1 and 2 seeds and got screwed out of contention, but that said Texas schools (which never sounds right in the same sentence) can blow me, so their whining is music to me.

Fucitol posted:

I crave tears.

Genocide Tendency posted:

If Ohio State is the least obnoxious school in a 4 school list the other three had better be Schutzstaffel Academy, Caligula University and Notre Dame.

Fucitol posted:

more

quote:

I have Bowles well ahead of Fox, but Fox well ahead of Schwartz or any other candidates I've seen. It was not pretty watching the end of Schwartz up in DET; I do not want that.
Not that I think Bowles is a world-beater and a sure thing, just that he seems like the right rookie to gamble on.

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It seems to be that this is where we're going and it's a shame.
He's not a good HC, adjustments? Well there were none in the playoff game. Yes I get it Peyton was injured, you still can't be stagnant. Further, the fact the Broncos fired him despite Peyton having a major injury is rather telling.
Basically Fox just was a coach who got a good record thanks to one guy but all in all was an average HC At best.
This would be a terrible hire and if Pace can overlook all the red flags then I'm worried a bit but still I like Pace and hope he makes a good choice no matter what It is but I do feel like he's leaning towards Fox.
One thing I will say, if he's leaning towards Fox because of connections in his inner circle and because he's listening to Accorsi who is close friends with Fox and will be bias..then I got to lean towards Pace failing before he began.

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I understand that you are down on Fox right now because you just fired him and the playoff loss put a sour taste in your mouth, but I'm going to disagree. I think Fox is actually the ideal coach for the Bears right now.
You have to understand where we are. We are basically starting over. We have a brand new GM, and almost every vet with any kind of playoff experience is off the roster. We need a proven coach, who knows what he's doing and will create an identity for the Bears. Pairing a rookie GM with a rookie coach is a boom or bust situation. With Fox, at least we'd have a steady hand to guide the ship. Even though it's not flashy, and may not win us any Superbowls, I think it's what we need right now.

Genocide Tendency posted:

But admit it. Their fans suck cock.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Sports are cool because guys on reddit and SA are exchanging notes of coaches on their personal short lists like it actually matters.

Fucitol posted:

people complaining about osu fans gives me a huge boner, so ty.


TFF is full of autists that love the same recycled lovely jokes from a subpar football webcomic on top of FREAKING THE gently caress OUT when their lovely team does predictably lovely. I don't know what portion of them have held the barrel of a pistol inside their mouth at any point in their life, but I'm willing to bet that it's a sizable chunk.

Spicy Guacamole posted:

People rooting for schools they never went to.