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Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

Dick Trauma posted:

I was talking to my parents tonight and brought up the subject of how before the internet I had to look for work in the newspaper want ads. The last job I got from a newspaper ad was in 1998. Anyone had one more recently than that?

I just aplied for a job from the want ads in the paper.

Granted, it was an ad, and it just said "apply on line at..."

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
This is going to turn into a repeat of what happened with my pneumatic tubes post, isn't it?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Dick Trauma posted:

This is going to turn into a repeat of what happened with my pneumatic tubes post, isn't it?

I don't know, can the newspaper shoot burritos at me? I would buy it if it could.

Geomancing
Jan 8, 2004

I am not an egghead. I am well-read.
I got my current job applying to an ad in the local paper in July.

DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Dick Trauma posted:

I was talking to my parents tonight and brought up the subject of how before the internet I had to look for work in the newspaper want ads. The last job I got from a newspaper ad was in 1998. Anyone had one more recently than that?

There's a noticeboard featured prominently in any Dutch supermarket that has all sorts of weird want ads and there's still some jobs posted among them.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Newspaper ads are still useful for companies bringing in foreign talent on visas, but need to prove to the government that they looked for an American to fill the position first. It's easier to show the government printed matter than pointing them to some job link on a website that might expire.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I know it was really frustrating several months ago when i was looking for something new and almost every place (even fast food, min. wage places) required online applications and didn't have or accept paper ones.

I sort of felt that change in direction was sort of crappy because there are a lot of jobs that are going to attract a portion of the population that won't have the most reliable, secure or available internet access.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Public libraries don't exist? That's where all the homeless guys in my town look up porn look for jobs.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Reverse Centaur posted:

Public libraries don't exist? That's where all the homeless guys in my town look up porn look for jobs.

Some people live very far away from them. There are also people who think spending money on public libraries is stupid and wish they would go away.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Some people live very far away from them. There are also people who think spending money on public libraries is stupid and wish they would go away.

Oh they are just glorified Starbucks at this point here too but still important community hubs. e.g. this is the main branch near me



I used to do security there. Nothing but kicking out masturbators on the computers.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


Reverse Centaur posted:

Oh they are just glorified Starbucks at this point here too but still important community hubs. e.g. this is the main branch near me



I used to do security there. Nothing but kicking out masturbators on the computers.

God dammit I go to this library all the time. Now I'm never going to shake the image of people possibly jerkin' it.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


strangemusic posted:

God dammit I go to this library all the time. Now I'm never going to shake the image of people possibly jerkin' it.

Hope you don't use that bathroom on the lower level..... I've seen some stuff I can never unsee.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Some people live very far away from them. There are also people who think spending money on public libraries is stupid and wish they would go away.



Not an edit.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Reverse Centaur posted:

Hope you don't use that bathroom on the lower level..... I've seen some stuff I can never unsee.

I worked at a library when I was in high school. One of the more memorable lunatics was the guy that would hang around the paperback racks and every so often very loudly say "sssssSSSSUCK MY COCK!"

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Dick Trauma posted:

I worked at a library when I was in high school. One of the more memorable lunatics was the guy that would hang around the paperback racks and every so often very loudly say "sssssSSSSUCK MY COCK!"

Sounds like he'd had some kind of trauma in his life.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
So let's say I wanted to make a low budget film and wanted to use an actual Film Camera and not a digital one, what would be the best choice for Film format and what would be a good camera to use?

Totally Reasonable
Jan 8, 2008

aaag mirrors

drrockso20 posted:

So let's say I wanted to make a low budget film and wanted to use an actual Film Camera and not a digital one, what would be the best choice for Film format and what would be a good camera to use?

Low-budget and actual film no longer live in the same area code. Unless you already have a photo lab, and want to develop and edit a few miles of black and white 8mm film.

Totally Reasonable has a new favorite as of 02:42 on Jan 13, 2015

Dicty Bojangles
Apr 14, 2001

These days "low budget" and "film" should never be used in the same sentence unless you already know how to develop and have your own darkroom with an infinite source of free film and chemicals.

efb- yea what he said ^^^^

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
unless you're using "low budget" in its second modern meaning, i.e. "low production values"

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Well that sucks to hear, what about those cameras that use tapes to record, would those be a good alternative or are those facing similar issues?(cause yeah I kinda want to emulate old low budget Horror films, cause it seems like it would be fun to try)

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
You can use minidv or vhs/c without issue, so long as you have a capture card or a firewire card.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Elliotw2 posted:

You can use minidv or vhs/c without issue, so long as you have a capture card or a firewire card.

Which format would you recommend?

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
MiniDV is easier to find and higher quality, but if you want cheap home movie feel you'll want VHS.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Dick Trauma posted:

I worked at a library when I was in high school. One of the more memorable lunatics was the guy that would hang around the paperback racks and every so often very loudly say "sssssSSSSUCK MY COCK!"

Well, don't leave us hanging...

W424
Oct 21, 2010
Just a tip that shooting something with a vhs camera does not look anything like old movies played from a vhs.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
The thing I most remember about shooting on a VHS-C camera was how crappy autofocus was back then - it'd hunt before getting the focus right even on high contrast scenes where the subject was stationary. Also on my camera the AF and zoom motors were clearly audible.

Truck Stop Daddy
Apr 17, 2013

A janitor cleans the bathroom

Muldoon
why not just shoot it digital, and tweak it in after effects or something afterwards?

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Can't you simulate 24 FPS in post? I seem to remember doing that once at a previous job. I seem to remember it being really simple/automated, like an After Effects plugin or something.

Or are you trying to accomplish something else with the film?

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
Shoot in HD with proper lighting then add the film look in post, there are a gazillion plugins for whatever finishing system you use to get this effect. Shoot some test clips and try some. IMO decent fill and key but low backlight are part of the cheesy look.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Remulak posted:

Shoot in HD with proper lighting then add the film look in post, there are a gazillion plugins for whatever finishing system you use to get this effect. Shoot some test clips and try some. IMO decent fill and key but low backlight are part of the cheesy look.

Just do this please, it's relatively cheap to film normally (for today's standard) and then use After Effects to make it look like old school el cheapo film.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
Has anyone come up with a way to simulate that look of things recorded on that camera that used audio cassettes?

Here's an example, with all kinds of other stuff going on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFsVwLOvoA

At least I think that one is genuine. It might have slenderman in there somewhere. Try not to stab anyone if you watch it.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Last Chance posted:

Well, don't leave us hanging...

Like all the other stinky weirdos we'd pitch him out and he'd be back again within a day or two. I'm glad crazy people weren't interested in the sections I worked. 300s and 92s forever!

mints
Aug 15, 2001

Living on past glories

Antifreeze Head posted:

Has anyone come up with a way to simulate that look of things recorded on that camera that used audio cassettes?

Here's an example, with all kinds of other stuff going on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGFsVwLOvoA

At least I think that one is genuine. It might have slenderman in there somewhere. Try not to stab anyone if you watch it.

http://fox-gieg.com/tutorials/2008/fake-pxl2000-effect/

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy

Lowen SoDium posted:

The best was Falcon 3.0

The game "box" was a 3 ring binder that contained all of the game manual.

That was 4.0
:goonsay:

BIG HORNY COW posted:

I played everything with joysticks, including Interstate 76 from beginning to end with a Thrustmaster FCS.

I miss that thing. I'm pretty sure my parents sold it in a garage sale while I was at school like 10 years ago. We had to call thrustmaster like three times to get replacement springs because I kept wearing them out / breaking them.



You needed the Thrustmaster F-22 with its cast metal baseplate and springs so strong there was no way to use the joystick without having the thing strapped down :cripes:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

drrockso20 posted:

Well that sucks to hear, what about those cameras that use tapes to record, would those be a good alternative or are those facing similar issues?(cause yeah I kinda want to emulate old low budget Horror films, cause it seems like it would be fun to try)

Shoot in high quality using the best camera available to you, and run your video through an old analog capture card a few times in the end. Export it to a VHS tape, re-capture it, re-export THAT, and recapture THAT until it looks bad.

This way any VFX you do have the benefit of a nice clean noiseless plate and you won't be fighting bad footage

bring back old gbs has a new favorite as of 17:55 on Jan 13, 2015

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

32MB OF ESRAM posted:

Shoot in high quality using the best camera available to you, and run your video through an old analog capture card a few times in the end. Export it to a VHS tape, re-capture it, re-export THAT, and recapture THAT until it looks bad.

This way any VFX you do have the benefit of a nice clean noiseless plate and you won't be fighting bad footage

That is probably the best way to do it, I was asking about non digital cameras for authenticity but yeah your method is probably the better way to go

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Endymion FRS MK1 posted:

My leftie Deathadder does this by default actually, its cool.

Say what now?

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

JPrime posted:

Say what now?

The left-handed Razer Deathadder mouse has the right button as "left click" by default (as in, not having to swap them in software).

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Atal Vataman posted:

why not just shoot it digital, and tweak it in after effects or something afterwards?

You fuckign sellout

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

drrockso20 posted:

That is probably the best way to do it, I was asking about non digital cameras for authenticity but yeah your method is probably the better way to go

If you aren't shooting on actual film then its going to look like it was shot on video without running it through a filter. A fancy 4K camera is going to look like video (unless shooting in 24fps and adding grain etc. later) and shooting in VHS is going to look like lovely video. Basically, unless your name is James Cameron, shooting at more than 24fps (without changing it in post) is going to look like it was filmed in some guy's basement no matter what you use to film it.

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