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Is that a cornucopia of mints and onions?
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Croatoan posted:Those are called Galumpkis. Who in the hell calls them "Pigs in a blanket"? They're called sarma in my family (Croatian/Donauschwaben). Cooked with sauerkraut instead of a tomato sauce. To be served with pickled paprika and Pogača well buttered. One of my favorite foods.
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I Before E posted:Is that a cornucopia of mints and onions? ...and beans and farfalle and popcorn, apparently 
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Jan 10, 2015 18:48
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It's an art installation by Male Chef.
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Jan 10, 2015 19:59
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 Nutella, scrambled eggs, and Vaseline?
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Jan 11, 2015 12:46
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I think that's just woefully undercooked, overbuttered and badly photographed pastry. I don't think I even want to comprehend why scrambled eggs and nutella.
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Jan 11, 2015 13:55
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PubicMice posted:
Huh. So she really don't use jelly.
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Jan 11, 2015 15:22
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Looks like a very badly made beaver tail
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Jan 11, 2015 18:11
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Thinky Whale posted:Huh. So she really don't use jelly. Guess it's pretty distracting to be thinking of ghosts while cooking breakfast.
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Jan 11, 2015 18:25
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Looks like potato cakes to me. Battered, deep fried slices of potato. With nutella and scrambled egg. Excuse me 
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Jan 11, 2015 23:55
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iRend posted:Looks like potato cakes to me. Battered, deep fried slices of potato. With nutella and scrambled egg. Excuse me I thought for a second that it was flour tortilla with black beans and cheese. But nope.
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Jan 12, 2015 17:00
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That "spread" looks like half-carmelized onions to me. Dear God.
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Jan 12, 2015 22:06
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Why are their scrambled eggs glistening?
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Jan 12, 2015 22:14
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Pomp posted:Why are their scrambled eggs glistening? Instead of milk just use extra butter!
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Jan 12, 2015 22:15
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That's some drat slimy food.
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Jan 13, 2015 00:22
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But I don't know what to do with that nuttella and scrambled eggs, They're callin' again.
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Jan 13, 2015 08:27
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I don't actually think it's scrambled eggs, guys. It might be cottage cheese. Not that that's any less gross. e:still no idea what the vaseline-looking poo poo is, though PubicMice has a new favorite as of 15:26 on Jan 13, 2015 |
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Jan 13, 2015 15:23
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PubicMice posted:I don't actually think it's scrambled eggs, guys. It might be cottage cheese. Melted swiss cheese
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Jan 13, 2015 15:42
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It just gets worse and worse.
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Jan 13, 2015 16:25
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Thinking about it, that may be the grossest thing posted in this thread so far. Various meats floating in jello is but a pale moon reflecting the brilliance of the burning sun that is that dish's disgustingness.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Thinking about it, that may be the grossest thing posted in this thread so far. Various meats floating in jello is but a pale moon reflecting the brilliance of the burning sun that is that dish's disgustingness. Did you not read the whole thread? There be menstrual blood cookies contained herein...
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The rag cookies were at least photographed well. Edit: Seriously, that photo looks like a food version of a horror film. Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 21:17 on Jan 13, 2015 |
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Jan 13, 2015 21:01
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PubicMice posted:
This has got to be French. The vaseline looks like it's just a really really greasy croissant, and it looks like it's filled with nutella and rice pudding.
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Jan 13, 2015 21:12
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I'm almost 100% positive the vaseline is melted swiss cheese.
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Jan 13, 2015 21:18
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To me the top bun looks to be smeared with lemon curd.
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Jan 13, 2015 22:42
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The biscuits are just way undercooked.
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Jan 13, 2015 23:43
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I can't unsee the Vaseline now and I'm dying.
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Carillon posted:To me the top bun looks to be smeared with lemon curd. I thought that as well but that + chocolate would be gross. It's just :vomit: all the way down this rabbit hole.
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Jan 14, 2015 02:31
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It's standard where I am for tortillas to have a thin slice of white cheese melted on them during the heating process. That's definitely what that is. Edit: wait? Is that seriously a deranged psychopath's version of a biscuit and not actually a tortilla? I take it back, poo poo's Vaseline.
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Jan 14, 2015 07:29
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The oil spots are freaking me out because they don't match up with the shapes of the ???tortillas???. It's not spreading from the source like fried/greasy/damp food would. It's just splotches of grease under them. Whoever hated food hard enough to cause this to happen either used a paper towel that was already greasy/wet from something else to plate their new gross food or they like...drizzled this whole disaster with something. I'm not sure I'm comfortable with either option.
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Jan 14, 2015 10:16
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So, we have microwaved flaky dough of some kind, and nutella, and whatever the gently caress is on those slices. Cottage cheese? Scrambled eggs? What in the world looks like that, tastes good with nutella, and requires/tastes better after being microwaved?
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axolotl farmer posted:This has got to be French. The vaseline looks like it's just a really really greasy croissant, and it looks like it's filled with nutella and rice pudding. Maybe the yellow turd is some kind of unholy crême patissière, but there's something wrong going on here.
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death .cab for qt posted:What in the world looks like that, tastes good with nutella, and requires/tastes better after being microwaved?
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Maybe it's been posted but some retro rear end motherfucker shows up at my party a few weeks ago with this poo poo: After much Googling, it's called Ambrosia and is full of mandarin oranges and marshmallows and sour cream just mashed together. Pretty goddamned cocky to name this monstrosity after the food of the Greek Gods if you ask me.
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Jan 14, 2015 13:34
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Tim Whatley posted:Maybe it's been posted but some retro rear end motherfucker shows up at my party a few weeks ago with this poo poo: You should be thanking that guest for going with a recipe that lacks Circus Peanuts.
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Jan 14, 2015 13:49
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Hmmmmm.... vs.  I just can't decide!
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Rabbit Hill posted:Hmmmmm.... combine them
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I know we already had a huge derail about ambrosia earlier in this thread but marshmallow really is just a bottom tier food and anything you mix it with is going to come out cheaper tasting
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Aesop Poprock posted:I know we already had a huge derail about ambrosia earlier in this thread but marshmallow really is just a bottom tier food and anything you mix it with is going to come out cheaper tasting Rice Krispie Treats would like a word with you.
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