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NO loving WAY. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neZrBvILyZA
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Gonz posted:NO loving WAY. I... what...
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Jan 13, 2015 18:47
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Gonz posted:NO loving WAY. I was convinced it was a parody someone edited together. Turns out THIS IS A REAL PRODUCT THAT EXISTED IN 2014 AND THAT IS loving HORRIFYING  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcuDiyfmmTA
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Jan 13, 2015 18:55
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I don't think I've ever been more terrified
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Jan 13, 2015 19:03
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It's like serial killer summer camp.
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Jan 13, 2015 19:51
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I didn't even watch the video, but the thumbnail alone is just pure nightmare fuel.
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Jan 13, 2015 19:53
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I weep for society
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Jan 13, 2015 19:57
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Imagine having a surprise birthday party for someone and ordering a bunch of their face for everyone to wear.
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Jan 13, 2015 20:27
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I think I know who must be behind this. It's the only thing that makes sense https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJQnZZ-Wmao
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Jan 13, 2015 20:34
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The best part is grandma's birthday party. Like something out of Twilight Zone.
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Jan 13, 2015 20:51
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NBA Jam big-head mode IRL rules. gently caress the haters.
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Jan 13, 2015 21:12
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McSpanky posted:It's like serial killer summer camp. Holt poo poo thats exactly what this reminds me of. The final scene in Sleepaway Camp, that freaky wide-open mouth stare  Vicas posted:I think I know who must be behind this. It's the only thing that makes sense 
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Jan 13, 2015 21:24
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raditts posted:If it wasn't for Wayfair commercials, this would easily be the whitest commercial on TV. The thing I hate most about this is the shot of the couple making out while shoulder pressing barbells. How did they even get in that position unless they lifted them separately, then walked toward each other while holding at least 50 lbs over their heads to kiss? That poo poo is dangerous.
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Jan 13, 2015 21:37
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Not a Children posted:The thing I hate most about this is the shot of the couple making out while shoulder pressing barbells. How did they even get in that position unless they lifted them separately, then walked toward each other while holding at least 50 lbs over their heads to kiss? That poo poo is dangerous. Looks like they're doing snatches. Why do they repeat ping fit pong fit?
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Jan 13, 2015 22:37
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Parachute posted:Looks like they're doing snatches. Either way, it is super loving dangerous to lift weights that close to another person, let alone move towards them and give 'em a smooch. And because that's what you do in the game. You ping and pong, a lot
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Jan 13, 2015 22:45
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Vicas posted:I think I know who must be behind this. It's the only thing that makes sense I would have said these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
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Jan 13, 2015 22:50
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I actually don't hate that frog insurance commercial. For one, I like that this man somehow thinks a credit card company will protect his frog, but more than that I love that he literally has a ton of possible fraudulent uses of his account listed in detail and somehow thinks that information applies to his frog.
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Jan 14, 2015 01:01
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That lovely McDonalds ad from the other page just showed up on my TV during Parks and Recreation. I don't think I've ever transitioned so rapidly between laughter and anger.
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Jan 14, 2015 03:15
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Both the Wedding Ringer and Mordecai are using Uptown Funk in their commercials.
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Jan 15, 2015 04:59
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Commercials that use "cute, precocious" kids in them can gently caress off. http://www.ispot.tv/ad/75Gw/southern-new-hampshire-university-graduates "Congwatuwations, daddy!"  Seriously? I have very high doubts that kid even said the line. Sounds like some badly dubbed ADR And then pretty miuch all of Care.com's lineup. Again, overly "cute" kids, usually with lisps. And i saw one yesterday with a little girl making a spaceship out of a cardboard box...that's fine, but for some reason they stuck an N64 controller on it. What 5 year-old kid in 2015 has an N64 just lying around? Though I guess now that I think about it, her parents are likely my age, and therefore the controller could belong to the parents.
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Jan 15, 2015 22:57
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Those eHarmony ads with CEO Grandpa and his impossibly precocious granddaughter are the worst offender to me. Of course eHarmony caters to people who still have Norman Rockwell calendars and listen to A Prarie Home Companion so it probably works like a charm.
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Jan 15, 2015 23:37
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As if the Rob Lowe commercials weren't bad enough I just saw a local car dealership commercial that parodies it. Although I'd be lying if I said that Meat Head Rob Lowe's "This is my sound" doesn't make me laugh each time I see it.
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Jan 16, 2015 01:42
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McSpanky posted:Those eHarmony ads with CEO Grandpa and his impossibly precocious granddaughter are the worst offender to me. Of course eHarmony caters to people who still have Norman Rockwell calendars and listen to A Prarie Home Companion so it probably works like a charm. I met my current long term gIrlfriend on eharmony. 
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Jan 16, 2015 03:14
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vyst posted:I met my current long term gIrlfriend on eharmony. What's your favorite Norman Rockwell painting?
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Jan 16, 2015 04:19
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DrBouvenstein posted:Commercials that use "cute, precocious" kids in them can gently caress off. I've always thought that kid didn't say that line. It sounds like an adult making a kid voice going GLALATION DADAY while the kid is like wtf is going on here, I just wanna play with my goddamn hula hoop. One commercial that pisses me off is the Kia commercial where the parents have killed their kid's fish and are rushing to replace it before the kid gets home from wherever. So this kid is so emotionally delicate that she can't handle the honesty of a death of a pet, but she's precocious enough that she can walk home alone from wherever the hell she's coming from while the parents dick around like idiots. Not only do the parents not know how to care for a pet, since they killed the first one--okay, fine, fish are hard to care for and they die sometimes--but then they dump the fish directly into its bowl--not even a tank, no filter, just a big ol loving bowl with some gravel in it--without leaving it in the bag first and letting it acclimate, which is RULE ONE OF FISH CARE (I mean seriously I don't have fish and i'm not even particularly fond of them but goddamn at least know the basics before you get your kid a pet). So they're willing to drive like maniacs (while their emotionally fragile little dear is bopping around the neighborhood either on foot or being dropped off nearby, but hey, safety's not an issue when you have a Kia!) to keep their precious little snowflake from knowing about death for a few more months but they're willing to kill any number of goldfish to keep that from happening. gently caress, man, I don't even care for fish that much, but some assholes should just not have pets. I've also never been a big fan of PeTA, but I kind of wish they'd latch on to that loving commercial and never let go.
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Jan 17, 2015 06:43
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I liked Uptown Funk when I heard for the first time a few months ago. Now I want everybody involved with that song to jump into a fiery pit. Thanks, commercials.
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Jan 17, 2015 08:56
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DerekSmartymans posted:What's your favorite Norman Rockwell painting? That one with the faces
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Vanderdeath posted:I liked Uptown Funk when I heard for the first time a few months ago. Now I want everybody involved with that song to jump into a fiery pit. Thanks, commercials. Nah it's still good. Just nice to get a Parliament song released in 2014
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Jan 17, 2015 18:55
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DrBouvenstein posted:Commercials that use "cute, precocious" kids in them can gently caress off. I see your Southern New Hampshire University and raise you a Build-A-Bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI9vx0owZys
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MrSlam posted:I see your Southern New Hampshire University and raise you a Build-A-Bear I'll see your ad, and raise you THIS ad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD8BkIgp9Fo
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Jan 18, 2015 04:19
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Glenn_Beckett posted:Nah it's still good. Just nice to get a Parliament song released in 2014 I'd argue it's more Morris Day and The Time but yeah, it's an amusing throwback. I'm sick of hearing it literally everywhere though.
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Jan 18, 2015 06:59
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Vanderdeath posted:I'd argue it's more Morris Day and The Time but yeah, it's an amusing throwback. I'm sick of hearing it literally everywhere though. I would've said Prince but yeah it's closer to Morris Day. Shame it's becoming That Song like that Katy Perry firework song was a couple years ago.
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Jan 18, 2015 07:43
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I've somehow never ever heard that. But five seconds of it sounded like Jungle Love.
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Jan 18, 2015 09:22
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Gonz posted:I'll see your ad, and raise you THIS ad. Well that's not fair because that ad is so bad that its darkly hilarious.
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There's a new commercial that starts with a dad cutting one of those rotisserie chickens and the daughter saying "not again" and then he looks everywhere and sees the plastic lids everywhere. So I thought this was gonna be for like make your own chicken at home sometime! But no, how naive of me. It was a commercial for.....wait for it......KFC! Yes, KFC is trying to guilt you out of buying those delicious rotisserie chickens from the grocery store and instead buy a disgusting bucket of fried chicken from them.
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That stupid Chevy Truck commercial has been overplayed to death. So loving sick of hearing "Back in Black", and they just recently played one that kind of dissed on Chuck Mangione's "Feel so Good" gently caress you ad agency! "Feels so Good" is awesome, and King of the Hill made it so.  .
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Mahoning posted:There's a new commercial that starts with a dad cutting one of those rotisserie chickens and the daughter saying "not again" and then he looks everywhere and sees the plastic lids everywhere. So I thought this was gonna be for like make your own chicken at home sometime! But no, how naive of me. It was a commercial for.....wait for it......KFC! I can't even express my rage for that commercial. They manage to make takeout rotisserie chicken look and sound like the grossest thing in the world. Seriously, the sound effect that opens the ad.  "Kitty, get off my lap! You will only be allowed to snuzzle this bristly object from now on!"
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That loving "What's your reason?" Geico ad keeps playing on Hulu and it makes me want to jump twee pop with a baseball bat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6Rwl3aXT30
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Jan 18, 2015 23:25
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FuzzySkinner posted:That stupid Chevy Truck commercial has been overplayed to death. The stupidest part of that commercial is how the "badass" guy owns and drives a truck in the city.
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Rahonavis posted:"Kitty, get off my lap! You will only be allowed to snuzzle this bristly object from now on!" I used to live with two cats. One cat would let you brush her and get all that spare hair off with that fancy brush that cost a lot of money. The other cat would react like the brush was a tool designed to cause him death and he hated it. Loved to nuzzle all sorts of non-human things, so he probably would have made such a device useful.
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