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Somewhere, there is a script of Edge's first segment in TNA with him taking 5 chair shots. And a curb stomp.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:04 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 00:56 |
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I want Edge to show up backstage at TNA with WWE contracts for the Hardys and tryout schedules for everyone else, along with the number of a lawyer well-versed in tearing apart lovely boilerplate contracts that TNA probably uses for their talent. Edge will never even return an e-mail from them
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 22:15 |
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gently caress "Haven," TNA could set him up with guest shots on prime Destination America programming like Bog Fuckers, Tooter's Truckin' Tales, and Swap Meet Soiree. Edge would be a fool to refuse.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:03 |
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I'd watch bog fuckers
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:06 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:I'd watch bog fuckers Are they people who live in bogs who gently caress a lot? People who fetishizes bogs? Bogs that gently caress people? I have so many questions to ask.
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# ? Jan 13, 2015 23:17 |
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NotQuiteQuentin posted:Are they people who live in bogs who gently caress a lot? People who fetishizes bogs? Bogs that gently caress people? I have so many questions to ask. I wish WWECW was still a thing because a wrestler with a Swamp Thing gimmick named The Bog Fucker would probably get over.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:00 |
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RZApublican posted:I wish WWECW was still a thing because a wrestler with a Swamp Thing gimmick named The Bog Fucker would probably get over. Swamp Monster in Chikara is pretty over, jack.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 00:04 |
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Current TNA World Champion Bobby Lashley is injured according to PWInsider. Nature of his injury is unknown.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 01:20 |
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Daniel Bryan posted:Current TNA World Champion Bobby Lashley is injured according to PWInsider. Nature of his injury is unknown. Brain Aneurysm from working in TNA too long. Suicide from realizing that his career went from wrestlemania to TNA. Fake injury so that he can come back as "Black Suicide" Self inflicted to try to get Dixie to pay something, anything, please my kids are starving. He hurt his ankle maybe?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 01:40 |
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Trollologist posted:Brain Aneurysm from working in TNA too long. Trying to duck a Bellator fight.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 02:09 |
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I thought TNA was going to issue a press release on what the REAL ratings for IMPACT were? After all the confusion about them and Keller being "incorrect"?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 12:10 |
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Daniel Bryan posted:Current TNA World Champion Bobby Lashley is injured according to PWInsider. Nature of his injury is unknown. Scared to fight the Colossus, JT
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 12:31 |
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Cory Lidle posted:Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you tweet? Do you know how many scoops I see a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop being right about wrestling on the internet? A WordPress rumor blog big enough that it could be sourced on LordsofPain goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not being owned by PSP, Cultlife. I am the PSP. A guy opens his door and gets future endeavored and you think that of me? No. I am the one who scoops! TNA and this thread sucks but this post doesn't
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 15:42 |
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The Jeff Hardy bump was mentioned during the news segment yesterday morning on my local morning zoo radio show I listen to while driving to work. Congratulations Dixie! You've made the big time!
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:15 |
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super macho dude posted:The Jeff Hardy bump was mentioned during the news segment yesterday morning on my local morning zoo radio show I listen to while driving to work. Did they refer to him as a WWE star, or a former WWE star?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:56 |
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Daniel Bryan posted:Current TNA World Champion Bobby Lashley is injured according to PWInsider. Nature of his injury is unknown. Greg Savage said on last weeks Cheap Seats that it was a "hand Injury"....
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 16:59 |
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TheCool69 posted:Greg Savage said on last weeks Cheap Seats that it was a "hand Injury".... People who strike and grapple fur realsies get injured hands fairly often so I'm not sure why you have it in quotes and followed it with an ellipse Like that's Travis Brownes hand after a fight, it happens during sparring too
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 18:41 |
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Ken Anderson looks like he wants to die.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 21:18 |
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There are plenty of legit complaints against Anderson but I love his facial expressions.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 21:21 |
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There's some parallel universe where Ken Anderson didn't gently caress up all his opportunities and has held the WWE title for several years as the main eventer son of Vince McMahon. I'm glad we don't live there and instead live in the one where he's in a C-level promotion seen by nobody.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 21:28 |
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DJExile posted:There are plenty of legit complaints against Anderson but I love his facial expressions.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 21:29 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Ken Anderson looks like he wants to die. is there some sort of production rule that everything has to be so dark? It look likes a stage play.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 22:21 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Ken Anderson looks like he wants to die.
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 22:55 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Ken Anderson looks like he wants to die. It looks like Dixie is having trouble keeping her eyes open due to all that poo poo she applies, probably with a putty knife. And has she ever worn a different kind of shirt?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:06 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:It looks like Dixie is having trouble keeping her eyes open due to all that poo poo she applies, probably with a putty knife. Or they caught her blinking, or she was tired And I don't think it's a goon's role to question the fashion sense of a millionaire, hth
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:13 |
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Yuriy posted:Or they caught her blinking, or she was tired Agreed on the first line, lol wtf on the second. I guess having a lot of money automatically validates her taste. Like, running TNA like she does is alright as well, because how dare goons question the business decisions of a millionaire?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:40 |
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dixie carter isn't the hill i'm willing to die on but if i can't laugh at michael jordan's clothes then what's the point of living
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:50 |
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I give up, who is the Randy Orton/Diego lovechild on the left?
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# ? Jan 14, 2015 23:56 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:I give up, who is the Randy Orton/Diego lovechild on the left? Hoppy McGee
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:07 |
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Grendels Dad posted:Agreed on the first line, lol wtf on the second. I guess having a lot of money automatically validates her taste. Like, running TNA like she does is alright as well, because how dare goons question the business decisions of a millionaire? tbf dressing yourself is a little less hard than running a wrasslin' company + based on the stories of her trolling the TNA Knockouts with her expensive clothes/jewelry, she's probably at least somewhat aware fashion-wise
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:19 |
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I mean, there's plenty of ugly yet expensive clothes out there
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 00:40 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Did they refer to him as a WWE star, or a former WWE star? it was actually brought up like this, "So remember the wrestlers The Hardy Boys? Well, one of them, Jeff, recently got dropped on his head after taking a nasty spill off the top of a steel cage in a recent match." No mention of TNA, the other guys just laughed it off, and moved on to college football talk.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 03:40 |
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Yuriy posted:tbf dressing yourself is a little less hard than running a wrasslin' company + based on the stories of her trolling the TNA Knockouts with her expensive clothes/jewelry, she's probably at least somewhat aware fashion-wise Looking at the picture posted above, I'm inclined to disagree. What you're saying boils down to "what she wears can't be ugly because she is rich", which is a dumb and slightly disgusting sentiment to have.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 10:07 |
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Meltzer didn't like the end of Impact:quote:Lashley regained the title from Roode in 19:55. This was a good match, but not as good as their previous bouts. During the match they cut backstage as security tried to throw out MVP and King. But two masked guys beat up security. They were trading near falls. Lashley had a busted mouth. Lashley used heavy rain for a near fall. No, nobody recognized it. Lashley missed a spear into the corner and Roode countered with a spear for a near fall. MVP & King came to ringside with the two masked guys. Roode had Lashley in the crossface. Lashley got out. Roode hit the Roode bomb and Lashley kicked out. Roode went back to the crossface. Fans were chanting “tap” when King pulled ref Brian Hebner out of the ring and decked him. Angle came out, but King, MVP and the two masked men surrounded him. Roode went to help, but then they asked if he wanted some and he backed off, which is stupid unless he’s turning, and at this point, the last thing they need is more turns. There was no ref. The masked guys unmasked as Low Ki and Samoa Joe. Eric Young made the save with a chair. Of course Young then hit Roode with the chair and Lashley got the pin with a spear. It ended with MVP, King, Joe, Low Ki and Young all together as the new top heel group. They nearly put themselves out of business with this style of television, cut their audience down greatly and now they have almost disappeared from public perception and instead of learning from it, they only know one way. Nothing is more sad that constantly watching people run wrestling who have never studied wrestling, nor even pay attention to what works and doesn’t work, and I don’t even mean in other years, I mean this year and last year. But they know no other way because they honestly have no clue of how to engage fans nor have a clue how to make them care. When this was over, I didn’t care, which is the wrong emotion to have when trying to build an audience. When they said they were going to have a face lift and change things, all they did was change the lead announcer and darken the building because there were no fans. They didn’t examine for one second why nobody was buying tickets before and somehow hoped beyond hope that changing the announcer and making all the same mistakes would change their fortune. When it was over, it blew my mind. My five year old got in trouble at school and got punished. Guess what. She doesn’t get in trouble in school anymore. They follow the Vince Russo playbook of a million angles that make no sense that nobody can keep up with even with a notebook (and I promise you, nobody watches wrestling with a notebook but me), it fails for years, and instead of figuring out we got punished by losing our TV deal, but now we have to rebuild, they do the exact same thing. You spend umpteen times more than ROH and now they are beating you in the ratings and selling more tickets to their shows. Hello, is anybody home? What happens next week when somebody does voiceovers of two year old matches from Japan and goes even or beats you? Will you stick to your not learning the business and thinking this is what the public wants?
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 10:25 |
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quote:You spend umpteen times more than ROH and now they are beating you in the ratings and selling more tickets to their shows. So that's that confirmed. TNA is now only the second biggest in terms of money being spent.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 11:06 |
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Dave fantastically tore them to shreds, but I can't believe that AXS will get more viewers than Destination America. Is it AXS only available in HD?
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 15:50 |
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Charles Gnarwin posted:Dave fantastically tore them to shreds, but I can't believe that AXS will get more viewers than Destination America. Is it AXS only available in HD? There's no way the New Japan show on AXS will get better viewership than Impact.
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 16:21 |
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The Bellas can sleep easy now: https://twitter.com/Kharma/status/555765943436333056
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 17:47 |
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Dixie's half page ad:
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# ? Jan 15, 2015 18:51 |
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TNA's target demographic: Newspaper readers
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