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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ayn rand hand job posted:

wooden dildo guy is branching out

:rimshot:

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

ayn rand hand job posted:

wooden dildo guy is branching out

this knotting thing is getting a bit literal

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



gently caress i heard some guy talking about this at work today, but i thought it was stocks.

he and his buddy were talking about buying in and having something rise then dip, but he was going to wait on selling and I thought 'gently caress that stock sounds unstable as poo poo what company is so wildly fluctuating' and loving lol i should have known right that moment it was bitcoins

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

dude really is high if he thinks we can't see how off kilter it is

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



oh and he bought at $240 or so so I guess he lost $80 per coin in two days

Jizz Festival
Oct 30, 2012
Lipstick Apathy

Virion posted:

he and his buddy were talking about buying in and having something rise then dip

Bitcoin dips and then rises, you must be mistaken.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ayn rand hand job posted:

wooden dildo guy is branching out

First the $600 cocobolo dildo didn't sell so it was discouted to $150. And now the $1000 purpleheart pipe also has to be discounted?

I wonder what other œuvres d'art has he produced.



quote:


Many a time we have been screwed by corporate fraud as a community, many of us have lost fortunes big and small. "Butterfly Effect" is an artwork that speaks to one of the larger frauds of the ASIC era when Butterfly Labs screwed over its loyal patrons costing members of this community millions of dollars.

Butterfly Effect is a 6.5" long 1.35" round, beautiful Gallery Grade Padauk dildo that instills all things butterfly labs. If you were one of those unfortunate patrons who fell victim and were royally Fu#ked by BFL dont miss your chance to bid on this original artwork to remind yourself for many years to come what happens when you put too much trust in corporate hands.

The buyer will receive a CoA (certificate of authenticity) from me usually within 1-2 weeks of receiving the artwork. As many of you who have bought my art already know, i use Bitcoin technology and Vanity addresses on my CoA's and it can take up to 2 weeks to generate the desired result.

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012

triple sulk posted:

That is a pepper grinder

lol, it is

that pipe looks sad, id name it ross

Jizz Festival
Oct 30, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
I would personally be hesitant about sticking a hand-carved and finished piece of wood up my rear end, even if it was made by someone competent.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Jizz Festival posted:

I would personally be hesitant about sticking a hand-carved and finished piece of wood up my rear end, even if it was made by someone competent.

username/post mismatch

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

What makes a dildo "gallery grade"?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

you shouldn't put anything with small indentations or crevices in your rear end because it will be difficult or impossible to clean thoroughly

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug
The image on the table is clearly shopped.



1) The focal plane defined by the part of the pepper grinder that's in focus does not extend to the counter the pepper grinder is sitting on. In fact, everything that is not the pepper grinder is out of focus.

2) The edges of the pepper grinder are rough and don't really match the background.

3) The flash reflected on the pepper grinder indicates a light source camera left which would produce a shadow camera right. The shadow in the image is camera left.

I don't know why this thing is poorly shopped onto an ugly background but it is.

Edit: Looking at it again there is a reflection of a white card on the pepper grinder's body and the card is in the actual picture and would create that reflection. So maybe he just selected the pepper grinder then Gaussian blurred the background which is weird and bad looking but whatever.

Dren fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jan 15, 2015

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

lol huge rally just now



Dren posted:

Edit: Looking at it again there is a reflection of a white card on the pepper grinder's body and the card is in the actual picture and would create that reflection. So maybe he just selected the pepper grinder then Gaussian blurred the background which is weird and bad looking but whatever.

yes

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
mods please rename me "gallery grade dildo" Tia

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

For those wanting the full multimedia experience:
https://soundcloud.com/bitcoin-slide-whistle/bitcoin-slide-whistle-01142015



Same Great Paste
Jan 14, 2006




FrozenVent posted:

mods please rename me "gallery grade dildo" Tia

this but weapons grade dildo

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

EL BROMANCE posted:

based on the amount of people who buy their bitcoins with their inheritance, I declare Bitcoin a conspiracy designed to remove people who didn't work for their money out of a class they didn't earn.

Anyone else remember that guy who had a thread about wasting his entire inheritance + his young sister's money on bitcoin? Guy was either a great troll or the worst brother ever. If the latter, I bet he's shot himself by now.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

Dren posted:

i even went and dug out the chart scribbling guy and yet people here in the POS still post like they have an idea about what the price will do

Ty tho I've been waiting for that image to be posted googling "crazy chart guy" didn't work back when I wanted the image.... I have now encoded in the block chain for future use.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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[–]hellyeahent 3 points an hour ago
I had fight with my GF because I dont want to pay 150$ parking tickets because Its too much....
few hours later bought BTC for 3000$ :D

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.

haha

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

theflyingexecutive posted:

dude really is high if he thinks we can't see how off kilter it is

no, just an idiot. even high people can have respect in their work

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

duTrieux. posted:

no, just an idiot. even high people can have respect in their work

lol. sounds like something a drug addict would say

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
no respectable drug addict would smoke a bong made of loving wood

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

typ typ

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g
shrug @ mom

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
mister weatherbee??

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

to the moon

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Vernii posted:

Anyone else remember that guy who had a thread about wasting his entire inheritance + his young sister's money on bitcoin? Guy was either a great troll or the worst brother ever. If the latter, I bet he's shot himself by now.

Lets be real here, he probably bought life insurance for her sister and then shot her. After all, killing himself would be a worse loss for the sister.

vanilla slimfast
Dec 6, 2006

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome




Quentin Tarantino lookin sad

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

duTrieux. posted:

no, just an idiot. even high people can have respect in their work

dont fuckin accuse me of weed shaming

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

vanilla slimfast posted:

Quentin Tarantino lookin sad

when you came pulling in here did you see a sign out front of my house that says "dead bitcoin storage"?

Dren
Jan 5, 2001

Pillbug

I made a bad post but at least it resulted in this good post

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
quick reminder to those who don't know: that wonkette article about roger ver crazy owns. just read the title and 1st paragraph at least http://wonkette.com/572284/jerk-baby-billionaire-renounces-u-s-citizenship-to-skip-taxes-cries-tyranny-when-he-cant-come-home

vanilla slimfast
Dec 6, 2006

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Angry Dome



infernal machines posted:

when you came pulling in here did you see a sign out front of my house that says "dead bitcoin storage"?

itym "dead bitcoiner storage"

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

p sure that quote on the upper left is "I'm not familiar with the word 'tumble.' What is the context of this"

which is hilarious

edit: fuuuck they probably just mean a coin tumbler, and not the website tumblr :(

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bottom right: Something something captain of industry and 'You're making me worried', I hope.

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