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Pedantra

by Lowtax

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playground tough
[picture of butt that really looks like lamp]

poverty goat



:agreed:

WindmillSlayer

Anyone else say "would" out loud when u saw the lamp?

playground tough

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
micro penis in socket. bulb insertion . idgi

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

i would not gently caress the lamp, but thats just me

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


never hosed a lamp myself, but I'm not kinkshaming anyone who does

bog pixie


that's the hottest lamp ive ever seen

pig slut lisa

irl is good


fra jee lay

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
THAT LAMP. I WANNA gently caress THAT LAMP. I WANNA gently caress THE LAMP UNTIL IT SHATTERS INTO LITTLE PIECES. AND THEN I WILL gently caress THOSE LITTLE PIECES INTO EVEN SMALLER PIECES. AND THOSE SMALLER PIECES I WILL gently caress TILL THERES NOTHING LEFT BUT DUST. AND THE DUST WILL ENVELOP ME WHOLE, AND I WILL HAVE hosed THAT LAMP.

ulvir

the patriarchy has gone too far

google THIS

it kind of looks like a spread eagle woman's groin and she has two tiny stuffed animals stuck to her butt

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Jett posted:

it kind of looks like a spread eagle woman's groin and she has two tiny stuffed animals stuck to her butt

i think the stuffed anilams are supposed to look like a tattoo in the thumbnail

Scaly Haylie

oliwan posted:

THAT LAMP. I WANNA gently caress THAT LAMP. I WANNA gently caress THE LAMP UNTIL IT SHATTERS INTO LITTLE PIECES. AND THEN I WILL gently caress THOSE LITTLE PIECES INTO EVEN SMALLER PIECES. AND THOSE SMALLER PIECES I WILL gently caress TILL THERES NOTHING LEFT BUT DUST. AND THE DUST WILL ENVELOP ME WHOLE, AND I WILL HAVE hosed THAT LAMP.

oof, that's how you get a UTI

the unabonger
im gonna gently caress the lamp :smugmrgw:

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


m...mommy?

google THIS

hell, I'm up for a 3-way

oliwan

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Lamps Who gently caress For Free

Bwee

oliwan posted:

The Lamps Who gently caress For Free

Pedantra

by Lowtax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId6nrMDmUU#t=0m20s

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tao of lmao

that lamp's sexy as gently caress

tao of lmao

i'm male gazing the poo poo out of that lamp

Scaly Haylie

which is the wrong way to gently caress a lamp?

- on, with lightbulb
- off, with lightbulb
- off or unplugged without lightbulb
- plugged in without lightbulb

ZeroCount


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

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Scaly Haylie

Pedantra

by Lowtax
thats grotesque, its not befitting of the sensual atmosphere of the thread

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Bwee
You can't gently caress a lamp

Ace of Baes

Bwee posted:

You can't gently caress a lamp

not with that attitude

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Pedantra

by Lowtax

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GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

Bwee posted:

You can't gently caress a lamp

its more of a moral thing than anything

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Someone throw a wiener down that hallway and put it on youtube.

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Bwee

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

its more of a moral thing than anything

Exactly.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

itt things that people who have never seen butts or genitals would mistake for genitals & butts

Ace of Baes

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

itt things that people who have never seen butts or genitals would mistake for genitals & butts

im pretty sure the only peopel who have never seen a butt are blind people so that doesnt really make any sense

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bog pixie

Bwee

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

itt things that people who have never seen butts or genitals would mistake for genitals & butts

well i don't think people saying the lamp is extremely fuckable are saying that it looks like a "butt or genital", they want to gently caress it for its innate quality of being a lamp. but they can't, because it's immoral.

Al Borland

by XyloJW
How do you gently caress it?

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Ace of Baes

Al Borland posted:

How do you gently caress it?

very carefully lmao

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