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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Butt Wizard posted:

Goons i won a PS4 today. What's the best racing game i can currently get for it?

Nothing. Not even joking. All the racing games actually out for it are poo poo and/or broken. Throw the PS4 out the window then kill yourself.

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Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

nsaP posted:

Lookit those hands then imagine that dick...ugh. If he can even cum it's only cause she puts on some fetish show for him...can't even imagine Bernie's quirk....

Thanks for making me think of Bernie's liver spotted 84 year old dick'n'cum, you sick gently caress, you.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Wirth1000 posted:

Thanks for making me think of Bernie's liver spotted 84 year old dick'n'cum, you sick gently caress, you.
Was it good for you too?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Wirth1000 posted:

Let's not forget about Bernie's wife of 3 years.



She looks older than 3 :colbert:

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Butt Wizard posted:

Goons i won a PS4 today. What's the best racing game i can currently get for it?

I got a PS4 over 12 months ago and all I have used it for is to play that Trials motorbike game and watch Netflix/iPlayer/Amazon

I got Driveclub a few days ago as it was dirt cheap. That's quite enjoyable, but it's no Forza. Project Cars is coming out soon and that looks quite swanky.

Other than that, every game that's ever been released is absolute shite. Unless you like those silly running around shooty bang games where 12 year olds call your mum a slag.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Wirth1000 posted:

Check out this super young as gently caress Bernie Ecclestone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl68OQPunZs

Same wig, different colour.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
"Spain is the worst place" - Bernie Ecclestone, 1977


gently caress yall PS4 people. I want to play infamouses so hard

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Brainwrong posted:

I got a PS4 over 12 months ago and all I have used it for is to play that Trials motorbike game and watch Netflix/iPlayer/Amazon

I got Driveclub a few days ago as it was dirt cheap. That's quite enjoyable, but it's no Forza. Project Cars is coming out soon and that looks quite swanky.

Other than that, every game that's ever been released is absolute shite. Unless you like those silly running around shooty bang games where 12 year olds call your mum a slag.

My wife enjoys Dragon Age: Inquisition. :shrug:

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Dubs posted:


gently caress yall PS4 people. I want to play infamouses so hard

I got Infamouses First Light because it was free on PS Plus. It's quite good but I don't really know what I am doing. It's a bit too fast and flashy for my old brain.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
I'm a little confused - this is the first console I've got where there hasn't been an F1 title at launch. There's not even any spikey haired japanese quest games worth playing. fuckkkk.

Anyway, Bernie is going to live forever, and one day we'll have W16 Quad-turbo 1 litre engines and it will own. The end.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

CNN are sponsoring McLaren next season in exchange for getting to use their new control centre.

EDIT: it's actually called the Thought Leadership Centre, whatever that means. It sounds sinister though.

GEORGE W BUSHI fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Jan 20, 2015

thegasman2000
Feb 12, 2005
Update my TFLC log? BOLLOCKS!
/
:backtowork:
Bbc reporting that 5 races have had their start times moved forward to avoid bianci time.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brainwrong posted:

I got a PS4 over 12 months ago and all I have used it for is to play that Trials motorbike game and watch Netflix/iPlayer/Amazon

I got Driveclub a few days ago as it was dirt cheap. That's quite enjoyable, but it's no Forza. Project Cars is coming out soon and that looks quite swanky.

Other than that, every game that's ever been released is absolute shite. Unless you like those silly running around shooty bang games where 12 year olds call your mum a slag.

Ahem Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Wirth1000 posted:

Let's not forget about Bernie's wife of 3 years.



I wonder if she still screams every morning when she opens her eyes. Actually, forget about that sight to start your day, imagine the old man SMELL in that bed. He's probably actually starting to decay at this point. :barf:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

thegasman2000 posted:

Bbc reporting that 5 races have had their start times moved forward to avoid bianci time.

Basically putting them back to pre-TV-priority times.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

HJB posted:

Basically putting them back to pre-TV-priority times.

Please god let Australia be one of those changed start times, I miss waking up at stupid o'clock in the morning to watch the Aussie GP

edit: yay, I stopped being lazy for a brief moment and went and read the article, hurrah for early morning Aussie GP :dance:

enri fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jan 20, 2015

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I'd suck Bernie's wrinkly old dick for a few years if I got a few million euros afterwards.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I would do virtually anything for millions of dollars.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Jolyon is such a stupid name. Is it even a real name?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Sebastian Vettel posted:

CNN are sponsoring McLaren next season in exchange for getting to use their new control centre.

EDIT: it's actually called the Thought Leadership Centre, whatever that means. It sounds sinister though.

“There is an inherent symmetry between McLaren and CNN that makes us perfectly attuned for partnership," McLaren CEO Ron Dennis said.

CNN used to be with Caterham so I guess McLaren are "symmetric" to them too

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


oh my god mclaren actually signed a new sponsor

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Merc is excited about Lew's new hairstyle:
https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/557587425669947394/photo/1

That's a poo poo ton of watches.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

Stellar Curiosity posted:

Merc is excited about Lew's new hairstyle:
https://twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/557587425669947394/photo/1

That's a poo poo ton of watches.

Lewis just needs to shave his head rather than keep trying to hide his re-ceding hair line.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

I wonder how he's going to fluff that out backstage.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
IWCs are poo poo rear end boring watches imo.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
He'll be bald by the first race cause you can hide it on morning shows and with pictures that look like they were taken on a disposable. Those HD cameras following him immediately after he takes off his helmet? No chance.

This past year the helmet would come off and a towel would immediately go on, to be replaced by his hat.

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India
http://www.f1fanatic.co.uk/2015/01/20/williams-fw37-first-2015-f1-car-pictured/

So it seems we'll have dicklet wings this year.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
^here's the big pic from that

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

JFairfax posted:

^here's the big pic from that



That's an erection inducing car right there!!!

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

that's a clit

we had dicks last year

ellspurs
Sep 12, 2007
Kappa :o
I like how they have introduced more things to break off from the front wings.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
William's livery has really gone downhill since they lost PDVSA sponsorship

poor things

and now with two poo poo drivers like Felipe "Spring" Massa and Valtery Buttass

Frank Williams must be rolling over his grave

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

JFairfax posted:

^here's the big pic from that



Hi I keep clicking the banner to win the watch but it doesn't work can you fix the link

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

El Hefe posted:

William's livery has really gone downhill since they lost PDVSA sponsorship

poor things

and now with two poo poo drivers like Felipe "Spring" Massa and Valtery Buttass

Frank Williams must be rolling over his grave
I enjoyed this post.

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India
Probably would've made a lot of people angry outside of this thread.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

El Hefe posted:

William's livery has really gone downhill since they lost PDVSA sponsorship

poor things

and now with two poo poo drivers like Felipe "Spring" Massa and Valtery Buttass

Frank Williams must be rolling over his grave

They probably can't afford to get a more exciting livery because they are still paying off all the cars that Maldonado crashed because he's a poo poo driver.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

Alain Post posted:

IWCs are poo poo rear end boring watches imo.

They stick to pretty classic dress designs like the Portuguese, the pilots are fairly traditional (but great looking), and the Aquatimer is a nice variation on the Submariner clones I think. But I guess you were always a Tag Heuer man, weren't you?

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

That's an erection inducing car right there!!!

That Williams must be a grower, not a shower.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

CratSock posted:

They stick to pretty classic dress designs like the Portuguese, the pilots are fairly traditional (but great looking), and the Aquatimer is a nice variation on the Submariner clones I think. But I guess you were always a Tag Heuer man, weren't you?

IDK they come up with like 69 variations of each watch and I think their brand has gone downhill over the last decade because of it.

If I could afford any watch, which I can't, I'd probably get an FP Journe, lol.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

CratSock posted:

But I guess you were always a Tag Heuer man, weren't you?
I enjoyed this post.

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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Ugh.

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