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gender illusionist posted:what the gently caress is up with that dude's weird sausage knuckles Russian armwrestler Denis Cyplenkov, y'all! 
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Say Nothing posted:Russian armwrestler Denis Cyplenkov, y'all! goddamn imagine being that dudes girlfriend 
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:goddamn imagine being that dudes girlfriend I am
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:goddamn imagine being that dudes girlfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ovXnZcb_A
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Say Nothing posted:Russian armwrestler Denis Cyplenkov, y'all! I'M GONNA WRECK-IT!
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Yeah, Cyplenkov has some ludicrously strong hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NXzFq3pGLY Hard to believe anyone could ever beat him at arm wrestling, but then again, John Brzenk! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmwAUNDiySQ&t=126s
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=215_1421515496 lmao I don't even know where to start with this one
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I get a lot of Russian dudes who buy iPhones and send them to Dubai duty free to then forward to Russia. One of them is older and he was telling me that he misses the Soviet Union because at least they had good education and hope and now he will never ever return to his homeland because it is a "shithole run by a madman who is trying to prove something" His name is Igor and j want to buy him drinks
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Bear stories. I once had a cake rear end job driving construction crews around a US airbase in Kyrgyzstan, mostly little tiny Kyrgyz dudes and one gigantic Russian construction worker we named 'Bear' because, well, he was gigantic and Russian. Bear looked like a guy they'd hire to play the former Spetznaz hitman in an eighties action movie, but was laid back as gently caress and one of the coolest dudes we worked with there. He'd try to bum Kit-Kats and Rip-Its from us daily and say "Please, one Kit-Kat, one Rip-It! For my daughter! " Like ten minutes later Bear would be chilling out eating a Kit-Kat and drinking a Rip-It but we generally didn't give a poo poo because we had big stacks of free ones anyhow. If you asked Bear about his daughter, he would laugh and ask you for another Kit-Kat and Rip-It, and tell you that this one was "for his daughter, for real." We had a black coworker, and when bullshitting around we asked Bear what he would call "a guy like him" in Russia. Bear looks at him and without hesitating blurts out, "Him? He's a friend of the family." To his credit he had no idea that it wasn't something you'd call a black dude in the US without a problem and felt really bad once he found out, but the dude in question was too busy laughing his rear end off to be offended. So Bear notices this and from then on out would greet the dude with "Hello, friend of the family, good morning! Please, you get me Kit-Kat and Rip-It for my daughter?" One day a coworker was driving him to a work site and accidentally ran over some kind of big weird prairie dog looking Central Asian rodent. He stops to check it out and Bear walks calmly over to the mangled rodent, squats and stares closely at it for an uncomfortably long time. Then he just spins around, claps my coworker on the shoulder and exclaims "This is sad!" and jumps back on the bus. Bear was the loving man.
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Wild T posted:Bear stories. He didn't say friend of the family, he said negr, which is Russian for negro. They sound somewhat similar when said by someone who speaks lovely English, so its easy to confuse. Blacks in Russia are called negr because theres no 'friend of the family' baggage like there is in the US. When someone is talking about blacks in Russia (word is cherniy) they're talking about Armenians or Chechens or some other ethnicity from the caucus mountains
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Wild T posted:"Hello, friend of the family, good morning! Please, you get me Kit-Kat and Rip-It for my daughter?"
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Present posted:Blacks in Russia are called negr because theres no 'friend of the family' baggage like there is in the US. http://atlantablackstar.com/2014/11/03/african-migrants-face-hostility-racism-russia/ Whatever you say, brosef
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Skeesix posted:http://atlantablackstar.com/2014/11/03/african-migrants-face-hostility-racism-russia/ I don't think that poster meant there's no racism in Russia (  ) just that they don't use the same words Americans use.
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Rubies posted:I know memes get old real fast but the stinky gremlin on the end of all those race breakdowns is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
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Present posted:When someone is talking about blacks in Russia (word is cherniy) they're talking about Armenians or Chechens or some other ethnicity from the caucus mountains In Soviet Russia, Caucasians are black!
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My Russian friend posted this... ...I don't even know where to loving begin.
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Lord Lilf posted:My Russian friend posted this... hosed up if true
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Have you got your Putin riding a bear ornamental figure yet? You can buy one here: http://xn-----7kcjjbecbv1ciby9bp.xn--p1ai/
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Lord Lilf posted:My Russian friend posted this... Hahaha, "faking gas attacks"? Sorry, that's pretty much Assad, tell your friend not to trust Russian news and go around the world for anything international. Seems that the world media has a bias toward reality. Also, Obama has very little to do with the "61 conflicts around the world in 50 years". In addition, you should mention it's not Bradley Manning but Chelsea Manning and see if they flip their poo poo about that. Edit: also, unlabeled GMO foods enter Russia through Belarus anyway. That whole GMO labeling law that Putin signed into law was deceptive bullshit aimed at "countering" sanctions to his domestic audience, but there's huge loopholes that essentially were already open when Putin signed it. Young Freud fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Jan 21, 2015 |
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beato posted:Have you got your Putin riding a bear ornamental figure yet? i need this. now.
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Young Freud posted:Hahaha, "faking gas attacks"? Sorry, that's pretty much Assad, tell your friend not to trust Russian news and go around the world for anything international. Seems that the world media has a bias toward reality. At least for the Russians the gas attacks are real http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-20067384
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Arcsquad12 posted:I'M GONNA WRECK-IT! lol
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Say Nothing posted:Yeah, Cyplenkov has some ludicrously strong hands. I don't understand how the relatively skinny american dude beat him.
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Wild T posted:Bear stories. Am I the only person who imagined him as Heavy Weapons Guy?
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This is me IRL, just selecting some fine champagne for my birthday party
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