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Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

1 "Myself: or do you still have reservations?
2 "Scout: the only reservation i have is about the
3 safety of being part of the staff. safety from legal issues,
4 that is. having a hell of a time getting past that worry.
5 "Myself: the way i got over it is by looking at the
6 risk/reward
7 "Myself: if you look closely at the risk part of it
8 "Myself: you can break it down into 2 parts
9 "Myself: chances of getting caught, and what will
10 happen if you get caught
11 "Scout: right - and i have no idea what the answer is
12 to either of those hypotheticals
13 Myself: I'm not 100% about the what will happen part.
14 It's not like there have been cases in the past like ours. But
15 when you look at the chance of getting caught part, it's
16 incredibly small
17 "Myself: put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor
18 trying to build a case against you
19 "Myself: what evidence could they pin on you?

20 "Myself: there is nothing on your laptop for them to
21 use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way
22 for them to trace them back to me. Realistically, the only way
23 for them to prove anything would be for them to watch you log
24 in and do your work.
25 "Scout: right. which, as i understand it, they could.

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Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

2 "04/10/2013: Some vendors using the hedge in a
3 falling market to profit off of me by buying from themselves.
4 turned of access log pruning so I can investigate later.
5 Market crashed today. Being blackmailed again. Someone says
6 they have my ID, but hasn't proven it."

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Robawesome posted:

1 "Myself: or do you still have reservations?
2 "Scout: the only reservation i have is about the
3 safety of being part of the staff. safety from legal issues,
4 that is. having a hell of a time getting past that worry.
5 "Myself: the way i got over it is by looking at the
6 risk/reward
7 "Myself: if you look closely at the risk part of it
8 "Myself: you can break it down into 2 parts
9 "Myself: chances of getting caught, and what will
10 happen if you get caught
11 "Scout: right - and i have no idea what the answer is
12 to either of those hypotheticals
13 Myself: I'm not 100% about the what will happen part.
14 It's not like there have been cases in the past like ours. But
15 when you look at the chance of getting caught part, it's
16 incredibly small
17 "Myself: put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor
18 trying to build a case against you
19 "Myself: what evidence could they pin on you?

20 "Myself: there is nothing on your laptop for them to
21 use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way
22 for them to trace them back to me. Realistically, the only way
23 for them to prove anything would be for them to watch you log
24 in and do your work.
25 "Scout: right. which, as i understand it, they could.

no. NO. NO NO NO.

too much, no.

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

Powershift posted:

no. NO. NO NO NO.

too much, no.

there is always more, and it is always better

creatine
Jan 27, 2012




FCKGW posted:

dpr had a copy of the silk road on his laptop



:vince::iia::master::nsallears::gizz:

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

udnutu.jpg

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

2 Q. "myself: you're in charge of vendor support for now, and
3 inigo is in charge of customer support. Also, I want you to go
4 back through all of the vendors you demoted and give them a
5 second chance. Send them a message like this:
6 "We'd like to give you a second chance to get your
7 account back in good standing. This will be your last warning.
8 If you disregard the Seller's Guide again, your vending
9 priviledges will be lost permanently. To bring your account
10 back into good standing, you must pay for the commissions you
11 should have paid on all of your out of escrow transactions to
12 date. It is your responsibility to determine how much this
13 comes to. If you low-ball it, we will investigate and
14 permanently demote your account. If anything you should include
15 a little extra as an apology and show of good will. Send this
16 money to 'SR Quality Control' via your account page. Message me
17 when this is done."

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Robawesome posted:

1 "Myself: or do you still have reservations?
2 "Scout: the only reservation i have is about the
3 safety of being part of the staff. safety from legal issues,
4 that is. having a hell of a time getting past that worry.
5 "Myself: the way i got over it is by looking at the
6 risk/reward
7 "Myself: if you look closely at the risk part of it
8 "Myself: you can break it down into 2 parts
9 "Myself: chances of getting caught, and what will
10 happen if you get caught
11 "Scout: right - and i have no idea what the answer is
12 to either of those hypotheticals
13 Myself: I'm not 100% about the what will happen part.
14 It's not like there have been cases in the past like ours. But
15 when you look at the chance of getting caught part, it's
16 incredibly small
17 "Myself: put yourself in the shoes of a prosecutor
18 trying to build a case against you
19 "Myself: what evidence could they pin on you?

20 "Myself: there is nothing on your laptop for them to
21 use, if you obscure your bitcoins propperly, there is no way
22 for them to trace them back to me. Realistically, the only way
23 for them to prove anything would be for them to watch you log
24 in and do your work.
25 "Scout: right. which, as i understand it, they could.

i havent had to jerk off all month

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

my_crimes(copyrightrossUbricht2012).txt

Jerry Bindle
May 16, 2003
successful organized crime bosses do things like kill anyone who, at any time for any reasons, says their name out loud.

ross, well, ross caries 250 pages worth of incriminating evidence with him to the public library

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


ORIGINAL CRIMES, DO NOT PROSECUTE.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

FCKGW posted:

dpr had a copy of the silk road on his laptop



jesus hamfucking christ lol

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

12 Do you recognize this exhibit?
13 A. Yes, I do.
14 Q. And what is it?
15 A. A file pulled off of the defendant's laptop.
16 Q. What is the file name?
17 A. To do underscore weekly.

1 (Government's Exhibit 255 received in evidence)
2 MR. HOWARD: Ms. Rosen, could you please zoom in on
3 the very top section here.
4 You see here: "Pay employees.
5 "inigo - $1500
6 "libertas - $1500
7 "batman73 - $1000 // ssbd
8 "cirrus - $1000
9 "smedley - $2500
10 "spock8642 - $500 // drx."
11 Would you zoom out, Ms. Rosen.
12 Ms. Rosen, could you please publish Government Exhibit
13 229E, which has already been admitted into evidence.
14 Q. Mr. Kiernan, is this a chat log excerpt dated October 19,
15 2012?
16 A. It is, yes.
17 Q. "Inigo: another question. do you recommend that i wash my
18 btc from you through bitcoin fog? or are they already mixed
19 sufficiently that I can send them to Mt. Gox to exchange? Also,
20 should I even use Mt. Gox? Or should I be converting them more
21 anonymously? I was thinking maybe one of those prepaid VISA
22 cards that you can load with bitcoin

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
what a hosed up world we live in

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

15 Q. Do you recognize this exhibit?
16 A. I do.
17 Q. What is it?
18 A. A file extracted from the defendant's laptop.
19 Q. What was the name of the file?
20 A. SR underscore accounting.ods.
21 Q. And what type of file is it?
22 A. It seems to be -- or it is a spreadsheet.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich
ahahahaha the self-confession

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i wonder how many people in the courtroom were desperately trying not to laugh during all this

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Robawesome posted:

12 Do you recognize this exhibit?
13 A. Yes, I do.
14 Q. And what is it?
15 A. A file pulled off of the defendant's laptop.
16 Q. What is the file name?
17 A. To do underscore weekly.

1 (Government's Exhibit 255 received in evidence)
2 MR. HOWARD: Ms. Rosen, could you please zoom in on
3 the very top section here.
4 You see here: "Pay employees.
5 "inigo - $1500
6 "libertas - $1500
7 "batman73 - $1000 // ssbd
8 "cirrus - $1000
9 "smedley - $2500
10 "spock8642 - $500 // drx."
11 Would you zoom out, Ms. Rosen.
12 Ms. Rosen, could you please publish Government Exhibit
13 229E, which has already been admitted into evidence.
14 Q. Mr. Kiernan, is this a chat log excerpt dated October 19,
15 2012?
16 A. It is, yes.
17 Q. "Inigo: another question. do you recommend that i wash my
18 btc from you through bitcoin fog? or are they already mixed
19 sufficiently that I can send them to Mt. Gox to exchange? Also,
20 should I even use Mt. Gox? Or should I be converting them more
21 anonymously? I was thinking maybe one of those prepaid VISA
22 cards that you can load with bitcoin

"Myself: I would avoid mtgox if possible. I wouldn't worry about bitcoin fog unless you are trying to move a large amount.


lol ross you dumb motherfucker

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Robawesome posted:

20 A. SR underscore accounting.ods.
21 Q. And what type of file is it?
22 A. It seems to be -- or it is a spreadsheet.

:eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop::eyepop:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Barnyard Protein posted:

successful organized crime bosses do things like kill anyone who, at any time for any reasons, says their name out loud.

ross, well, ross caries 250 pages worth of incriminating evidence with him to the public library

what was he doing in a public library anyway

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
ahahahahaha the loving accounting, i'm dead (like ross' freedom)

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

could you imagine being the forensic investigator on this laptop?????? I'd be worried about my job security if more criminals left evidence like this

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Boxturret posted:

i wonder how many people in the courtroom were desperately trying not to laugh during all this

i wonder how many people were asked to leave after bursting into laughter

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

13 A. "Date, expense, total expense, revenue, total_revenue,
14 total" and "notes" are the columns.
15 Q. Mr. Kiernan, now, are the rows in this chart in
16 chronological order?
17 A. Yes, they are.
18 Q. And what is the first -- the first row here, what is the
19 first date?
20 A. 7/17/2010.
21 Q. July 17th, 2010?
22 A. July 17th, 2010.
23 Q. How many pages does the spreadsheet go?
24 A. Eight pages.
25 Q. And what is the date of the last entry in the spreadsheet?

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1 A. 7/3/2013.
2 Q. And what does the metadata in the file indicate about the
3 last date that this file was changed?
4 A. 7/3/2013.
5 MR. HOWARD: Ms. Rosen, if you could please go back to
6 the first page of the exhibit and add the highlights. Would
7 you zoom in on them so we could read off a couple.
8 The first page, July 18, 2010, under the "expense"
9 column, it is $25. "Notes" column says "lab clothes, carry
10 over from fall 2009."
11 Underneath that there is July 18, 2010. And in the
12 "Expense" column it is $31. In the "Notes" column, "Petri
13 dishes, carry over from fall 2009."
14 Further down the page, we have July 26, 2010 and
15 "Expense" of $80, and the "Notes" say "Pressure cooker."
16 Down here, October 15, 2010, $33 expense. The notes
17 say "humidifier."
18 Ms. Rosen, actually, can you go to the May 2012.
19 Q. Do you see here -- this one isn't highlighted, but
20 April 28, 2012, $1,150 and the notes say "laptop," correct,
21 Mr. Kiernan?
22 A. Yes. It does, yes.
23 MR. HOWARD: Ms. Rosen, can you move up to the top of
24 the page.
25 Q. Here we have February 21, 2012, an expense listed of

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1 $132 for "server rent," correct, Mr. Kiernan?
2 A. That's correct.
3 Q. Mr. Kiernan, was this the only reference to server rent in
4 this chart or are there others?
5 A. There are others.
6 Q. Below that there is a date, March 2, 2012. And in the
7 "Income" column, $65,933, and under "Notes," "commissions,"
8 correct?
9 A. That's correct.
10 Q. Is this the only reference to commissions in this chart or
11 are there others?
12 A. There are others.
13 Q. Down here we have March 10, 2012. "Expense" of $3,200, and
14 the "notes" say "payroll," correct?
15 A. That's correct.
16 Q. Is this the only reference to payroll in this chart or are
17 there others?
18 A. There are others.
19 MR. HOWARD: Ms. Rosen, could we now publish
20 Government Exhibit 226C, please.
21 Actually, there is just one more thing on the last
22 one, pardon me, 250. On that page with the highlights, please.
23 Can you zoom in on the last highlighted row.
24 Q. Mr. Kiernan, here it says May 11, 2012, a $4,000 listing in
25 the "Expense" column, and the notes say "420 grand prize,"

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1 correct?
2 A. That's correct.
3 Q. Now, in your review of the Tor chat logs, did you find any
4 references around this date to a 420 sale?
5 A. I did, yes.
6 MR. HOWARD: Ms. Rosen, could you please now publish
7 Government Exhibit 226C, which has already been admitted into
8 evidence.
9 Q. Now, Mr. Kiernan, this is, again, pages 575 to 576 of a
10 1096 page chat log, correct?
11 A. That is right, yes.
12 Q. This conversation starts on March 23, 2012?
13 A. Yes.
14 Q. "Myself: here's a rough draft for ya. Roll up a doobie and
15 put your party hat on because the biggest stoner holiday is
16 just around the corner, and we've got alot of ganja to deliver!
17 We're pulling out all the stops to celebrate 420 this year.
18 Starting at 4:20 pm on 4/20/2012, we'll be giving away 420
19 prizes every 420 seconds! WOO!!! Gift cards, badass consumer
20 electronics, real gangsta poo poo! And to top it all off, we're
21 sending one lucky buyer on a dream vacation with all the
22 trimmings!!! The buzz around this is going to be HUGE!"

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

FCKGW posted:

dpr had a copy of the silk road on his laptop



jesus how did this ever make it to trial

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

WHY IS TODAY OF ALL loving DAYS THE ONE WHERE SUSIE ISNT THERE TO DRAW THIS??????

like if I were ross I'd be all crying and poo poo

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Lamont Cranston posted:

jesus how did this ever make it to trial

he wasn't offered a plea deal because they had him hook, line, and sinker. He didn't plead guilty because mark karpeles did it and planted all this evidence.

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

23 "Myself: and we're selling drugs here, first one's
24 free little jonny! drat that sounds aweful

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Lamont Cranston posted:

jesus how did this ever make it to trial

because the prosecution is so sure of themselves that they probs didn't even offer a fukken plea lmbo

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
im cumming







and the notes say "bitcoin theft", correct?

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

quote:

2 Q. The columns are titled "Hard assets inventory" and "value
3 (USD)," correct?
4 A. Correct.
5 Q. And the first row says "sr inc" under "Hard assets
6 inventory," correct?
7 A. Yes.
8 Q. What is the number under the value column listed next to
9 "sr inc"?
10 A. 104 million.
11 Q. The next one down here says "Samsung 700z?
12 A. Correct.
13 Q. And the value is listed as $800, right?
14 A. That's right, yes.
15 Q. What was the model and brand of the defendant's laptop?
16 A. Samsung 700z.
17 Q. And down here there is a section entitled "Bitcoins,"
18 correct?
19 A. Correct.
20 Q. And there seems to be a number of entries under there with
21 various values, correct?
22 A. Yes.
23 Q. And, Mr. Kiernan, what was the title of this spreadsheet?
24 A. "Networthcalculator.ods."

illegal_assets.xlsx

illegal drug market website
laptop

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Robawesome posted:

23 "Myself: and we're selling drugs here, first one's
24 free little jonny! drat that sounds aweful

i am in awe alright

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

does anyone have a list of the charges?

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

theflyingexecutive posted:

does anyone have a list of the charges?

money laundering, hacking, conspiracy to traffic narcotics, conspiracy to commit murder, p. sure that's it

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
remember, in addition to all of this, he paid $730k to a loving cop posing as a hitman

I am in awe of how one person can be such a colossal fuckup

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

uncurable mlady posted:

money laundering, hacking, conspiracy to traffic narcotics, conspiracy to commit murder, p. sure that's it

is conspiracy to commit murder under the scope of this trial (ie coming up soon?)

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


uncurable mlady posted:

remember, in addition to all of this, he paid $730k to a loving cop posing as a hitman

I am in awe of how one person can be such a colossal fuckup

how much did he pay to the guy he wanted dead who was posing as a hitman?

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