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why isn't there a slap bass sound clip button in byobscript |
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bacalou posted:why isn't there a slap bass sound clip button in byobscript 
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Jan 21, 2015 22:46
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this is the best thread ivve ever read...you area all doing really good work |
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Jan 21, 2015 23:02
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Dont bully me! posted:*at diner* |
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Jan 21, 2015 23:03
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jerry: so there i am, thinking the matrix was just a bad dream, having dinner with a beautiful woman, and then... elaine: and then what? jerry: man hands. elaine: man hands? jerry: man hands. elaine: so? jerry: so it HAD to be a program! |
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Jan 21, 2015 23:05
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*kramer enters* elaine: kramer, get THIS. jerry says he met a woman with man hands. *kramer spits out matrix coffee, hold up hand to elaine as if to say "hold on"* kramer: jerry, you know what that means. jerry: i KNOW! |
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Jan 21, 2015 23:09
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[George and Jerry are meeting the crew of Nebuchadnezzar for the first time] George: My name is George, I'm unemployed and... Jerry: [interrupts] We all are at this point, technically speaking George: *snorts* that's right. I'm no longer the biggest loser around! Jerry: I'd say you're the king of losers, considering you're the chosen one |
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Jan 21, 2015 23:20
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lol |
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Jan 22, 2015 00:12
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george: so youre saying i can dogde bullets? jerry: im saying you can dodge bullets george: so im a bullet dogder? jerry: yep, youre a bullet dodger george: just dodging the bullets |
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Jan 22, 2015 00:25
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George: Jerry, just remember. The spoon is not a lie if you believe it. |
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Jan 22, 2015 00:27
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George: I'm done, I'm done with the matrix! Jerry: Just like that? George: Just like that! Jerry: You're matrix free. George: I'm matrix free. Jerry: You're a matrix free man. George: I'm a free man Jerry! I'm a free man! Jerry: So how is it? George: I'm lovin it Jerry, I'm lovin it! ---------------- |
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Jan 22, 2015 00:40
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Jerry: I don't see what's so special about hackers Kramer: of course you don't Jerry, you're at this level and hackers are allll the way up here George: *taking a bite of pastrami on rye* it's the levels Jerry Jerry: What levels?? Since when are there levels? Kramer: Always Jerry! These hackers can zoooooom right into the telephone and pop right out the other end into your email. George: *piece of pastrami falls out of mouth onto his shirt* wait, they can read your emails?! Kramer: ooohh yeah George, they can read all of it. that's why I type all of mine in code. Jerry: Oh right, like pig latin? Kramer: No Jerry, Pig Latino, my friend Garcia from the waffle house showed me how. George: *dabs at shirt with napkin* Jerry: I don't buy it, my uncle Leo is hacking all the time, you've never seen a guy hack more than Uncle Leo. Just last week he got me kicked out of a movie theater because he was hacking through the entire intro, and he still refuses to use email because he "can't find the stamps". ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Jan 22, 2015 01:50
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Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George? George: Oh, that. Yeah, I quit. Jerry: You quit? Why? You had a hot girlfriend, you got to wear cool shades, you were the only hope for humanity, how could you just quit? George: Well, that Smith guy, he's, um…(gesticulates vaguely) replicating himself. Jerry: Replicating himself. George: Yeah, you know, he jabs someone in the chest, and they become...him. Jerry: Then what does he become? George: He's him too, Jerry. Jerry: So they're both him? George: They're both him. Jerry: Then what? George: Then those hims touch two more people and then they're all him. Jerry: So he's got the Midas touch except everything he touches turns into… George: Him. Jerry: Gotcha. George: And all the hims want to kill me. I mean how am I supposed to compete with that? *Eight Kramers burst into the room* Kramers: (in slightly off-sync unison) Jerry you're not gonna believe this! |
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Jan 22, 2015 02:02
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lol ^
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Jan 22, 2015 02:04
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Jett posted:Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George? lol ---------------- |
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Jan 22, 2015 02:39
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Jett posted:Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George? haha |
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Jan 22, 2015 02:59
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In Drywall posted:jerry: so there i am, thinking the matrix was just a bad dream, having dinner with a beautiful woman, and then... In Drywall posted:*kramer enters* elaine: you believe this man hand thing too? kramer: if she's got man hands she's a prgram. you better believe it lady elaine: so what'd you do after? jerry: after dinner with the program? elaine: yeah, the program with man hands. jerry: i gave her my number kramer: you GAVE a program your number?! jerry: i gave her my number!! kramer: JERRY! That could lead them STRAIGHT to the nebaukennzher! jerry (exasperated): WE HAD DINNER! |
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Jan 22, 2015 03:00
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Jett posted:Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George? |
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Jan 22, 2015 03:11
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In Drywall posted:this is the best thread ivve ever read...you area all doing really good work
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Jan 22, 2015 03:14
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In Drywall posted:jerry: so there i am, thinking the matrix was just a bad dream, having dinner with a beautiful woman, and then... lmao
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Jan 22, 2015 03:14
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Jett posted:Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George?
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Jan 22, 2015 03:16
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Meanwhile, I'm in this computer dream world, I'm dating an agent, something's gotta give!
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Jan 22, 2015 03:56
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ulvir posted:George: so I am the chosen one? Jett posted:Jerry: So how's the whole chosen one thing going, George? too many others to quote, but these two, god drat ---------------- |
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MORPHEUS: The Matrix is a system, Neo. GEORGE: Uh huh. MORPHEUS: That system is our enemy. GEORGE: Uh huh. MORPHEUS: But when you're inside, [uh huh]you look around, [uh huh]what do you see? Businessmen, [uh huh] teachers, [uh huh] lawyers, carpenters -- GEORGE: [looking down as they walk] I'm wearing shoes, but I'm not wearing shoes. This is crazy. MORPHEUS: You have to understand, [uh huh] most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will -- GEORGE: These shoes were probably made it a sweatshop, except...they weren't. MORPHEUS:  GEORGE: I'm sorry. You were saying? ---------------- |
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Jan 22, 2015 04:10
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If chosen George walks through that door, he will kill independent George!
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Jan 22, 2015 04:21
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AGENT SMITH: I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. JERRY: Mhm. AGENT SMITH: This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. JERRY: Eh. Well. AGENT SMITH: It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. JERRY: Burnt popcorn. I hate that smell. AGENT SMITH: I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. JERRY: [smirk] Geez, Georgie, you know your friend is really something else. GEORGE: I told ya! . ---------------- |
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Jerry: A virus? George: He said we're a virus, Jerry! Jerry: Uh huh. George: He said "you are a plague and we are the cure." Elaine: What kind of cure? Cause ya know, sometimes the cure is worse than the disease Jerry: Yeah, what kind of cure? George: I don't care if sometimes the cure is worse than the disease! Jerry: Well is it? George: It doesn't matter Jerry! Elaine: It seems pretty important to me George: Look the point is, he said we're a disease! Forget about the cure! Jerry: How can you bring up the cure and then say forget about the cure? George: Forget about the cure, I don't care about the cure! guest cameo Robert Smith in next booth, looking ornery: Who said that?
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Jan 22, 2015 04:35
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Jerry: It's a trilogy about nothing. |
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Jan 22, 2015 04:41
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Dont bully me! posted:Jerry: It's a trilogy about nothing.
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Jan 22, 2015 04:41
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Jan 22, 2015 04:45
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im lawrence fishbone |
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Jan 22, 2015 04:48
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Dont bully me! posted:Jerry: It's a trilogy about nothing. ---------------- |
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Jan 22, 2015 04:48
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WetNightmare posted:costanza: i was fighting agent smith, and we were really getting into it -- i mean slamming each other into walls, kicking each other across the subway transit, the whole 9 yards! haha |
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Neo George visits his parents Frank Costanza: what do you need that coat for? is it raining? George: it's not for rain, it doesn't really matter what we wear. I can get any outfit in the system. Frank: oh so now you think you can get any suit you want? is that it? and this is what you pick?! Estelle Constanza: Frank leave him alone, that's the style these days. Frank: Style? What's this about style?? George: I like the way it looks Frank: oh so my son is a fashionista now?! Estelle: He's very fashionable George: oh God, mom....please.... Frank: You look ridiculous. Why can't you just wear a suit a tie for God's sake? George: No! I'm not going to wear a suit and tie. That's what he wears and I am not like him! I am anti-suit! Estelle: He's anti-suit Frank Frank: Anti-suit? Are you telling me you're never going to wear a suit and tie? If I drop dead tomorrow my son is going to show up at my funeral wearing those sunglasses and that coat? It's the middle of summer! Estelle: Don't talk like that Frank, you're not going to die. Frank: I'll die whenever I want woman!! and I'll be damned if any son of mine tries to turn my funeral into a fashion show! George: Stop!! just stop! I can turn it into whatever I want, I am the chosen one, and this conversation is over! I like my coat and I'm going to wear my coat and that's that. Estelle: There you go Frank, he's the Chosen One. Frank: oh boy, the Chosen One. He should of chose a sensible outfit! Commie NedFlanders fucked around with this message at 05:15 on Jan 22, 2015 ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ |
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Jan 22, 2015 04:52
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Neo George visits his parents |
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Jan 22, 2015 04:54
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Commie NedFlanders posted:George: oh boy, the Chosen One. He should of chose a sensible outfit!
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Jan 22, 2015 04:56
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Commie NedFlanders posted:Neo George visits his parents
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Jan 22, 2015 04:58
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you prissy bw  tch
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Jan 22, 2015 04:59
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watching the matrix two times in one day in the background to figure out which parts would be best for Neo Costanza is a weird way to spend a wednesday |
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Security Drone posted:watching the matrix two times in one day in the background to figure out which parts would be best for Neo Costanza is a weird way to spend a wednesday oh god security drone forget everything bad i ever said about you i love you
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