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gently caress Toddlers and Tiaras, this is a great reality TV concept!
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:Motherfuck. That woman either has the world's greatest composure or she's on ludes. Either way, she's bomb-proof. Make her a war correspondent immediately. She probably had a professor in journalism school who would randomly set off pyrotechnics and you didn't pass his class until you could unflinchingly deliver a headline.
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Karma Monkey posted:Looks like someone broke the first rule of Toddler Fight Club. The first rule is no tattling.
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Jan 20, 2015 06:16
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AlbieQuirky posted:gently caress Toddlers and Tiaras, this is a great reality TV concept! I have a friend who is producing a pilot and episodes of almost that exact thing. It's 9-13-year-olds instead of toddlers, though.
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Jan 20, 2015 06:43
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When I was 11 I was literally declared national champion of beating up other 11 year olds. karate
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Centripetal Horse posted:I have a friend who is producing a pilot and episodes of almost that exact thing. It's 9-13-year-olds instead of toddlers, though. UFC JUNIOR is a largely untapped market that I think will go over well with most spectators of bloodsport, myself included.
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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:Motherfuck. That woman either has the world's greatest composure or she's on ludes. Either way, she's bomb-proof. Make her a war correspondent immediately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR2I_L9CL14 EDIT: Article including the whole video, after an edited version became popular on Facebook. Fantastisk has a new favorite as of 12:32 on Jan 20, 2015 |
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Jan 20, 2015 12:29
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That reminds me of that interview where Werner Herzog just calmly states with his answer that they are under fire from a sniper.
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Jan 20, 2015 15:00
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AlbieQuirky posted:gently caress Toddlers Strange quotes indeed
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Jan 20, 2015 15:24
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Apparently the Guardian thinks our leaders were getting up to some necromancy yesterday.
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Jan 20, 2015 18:52
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Baron von Eevl posted:That reminds me of that interview where Werner Herzog just calmly states with his answer that they are under fire from a sniper. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylXqc8TQ15w
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Baron von Eevl posted:That reminds me of that interview where Werner Herzog just calmly states with his answer that they are under fire from a sniper. Fitzcarraldo. 
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Jan 20, 2015 22:12
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Is the monkey okay? 
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Jan 20, 2015 22:22
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KillHour posted:Is the monkey okay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
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KillHour posted:Is the monkey okay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlDEzmSff3M
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Not so weird on its own, except it's the first story that comes up on our local CBS station's site.
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Idiot Kicker posted:Not so weird on its own, except it's the first story that comes up on our local CBS station's site. Geez, they really missed so many great opportunities for awesome headlines. Spud State Births Hermaphrodog being one.
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Jan 21, 2015 02:11
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I prefer hosed Up Inbred From Idaho.
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Nightmare Zone posted:I prefer hosed Up Inbred From Idaho. It's from Caldwell, so you really have to be more specific.
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SodomyGoat101 posted:It's from Caldwell, so you really have to be more specific. I just got done banging my head against the desk because I lived there for 10 years, and it's all true.
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Jan 21, 2015 05:49
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Tater Town Spawns Self-Humper
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Potatoes, meat with two veg
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coleman francis posted:Potatoes, meat with two veg 
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Karma Monkey posted:Looks like someone broke the first rule of Toddler Fight Club. They going to move up to Tattler Fight Club
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canyoneer posted:The first rule is no tattling. God drat you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH-oQ0DTaRc How to use an ice scraper.
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No, no, that's an instruction. Soon the Fox War Fleet will reach orbit, and Rupert Murdoch will hold the world in his iron grip, with the sun as his hostage.
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 The Sun is far too hot for fire to exist!
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 Inflategate is even more serious than any of us thought.
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Hoyt Hoyterson posted:
The balls were one pressure, and then they weren't. Clearly the physical laws of the universe are unraveling before our eyes.
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Jan 23, 2015 02:55
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Haruharuharuko posted:
The overly enthusiastic writing style of this article reminds me of Ugandan newspaper headlines.  
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Haruharuharuko posted:
Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper Here's a little dog-bites-man tale I couldn't resist! Except replace "dog" with "850-pound black bear"! And "bites" with "anally violate"! Yes, last Saturday a zookeeper at the Metropolitan Zoo had "claws" for alarm when he was attacked and raped by the same black bear he had raised from a cub! Geez, talk about gratitude! "It was horrible, just horrible, " sobbed an eyewitness. Guess she sure got an eyeful! The bear, named "Barry", " attacked zookeeper Ron Gilks as Gilks entered the cage to give him dinner. Barry lunged at his throat, goring him with his huge claws and razor-sharp teeth. Some of the claw marks were three-quarters of an inch deep. Ouch! Then, astonished onlookers could "bearly" believe what happened next--Barry began to brutally rape zookeeper Gilks! Frantic zookeepers rushed for rifles as others tried to divert the bear. But there was no stopping Barry! This bear kept "bearing down, " and Gilks just had to grin and "bear" it! Maybe Barry was mistaking him for his "honey"! Barry's 27-inch phallus, armed with guard hairs as sharp as red-hot needles, shot through Gilks' rectum, shattered his lower spine and skewered his colon, causing his entire lower torso to "cave" in! Yikes! Bet that wasn't the type of "cave" you had in mind when you took up zookeeping, Mr. Gilks! And can you imagine Gilks' surprise when Barry's putrid ursine semen flooded his ruptured chest cavity? (By the way, Mr. Gilks, whatever cologne you've been wearing, where can the public get some?) Finally, zookeeper Eric Pulliam shot Barry with a tranquilizer gun and pulled Gilks from the cage. The unconscious bear was later destroyed. Hey, this "Yogi" made a major "Boo-Boo"! "I have worked with dangerous animals before, " zoo director Kate Donegal said. "But never have I seen any animal sexually assault a human being." "Barry"? Try "Scary"! Meanwhile, Gilks was pronounced dead at an area hospital--but at least he died grinning and bearing it! No doubt, this episode gives new meaning to the term, "Do not feed the bears!" couldn't find the original link
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Bug Bill Murray posted:Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper That's an Onion article that for some reason is no longer on the website.
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Every time I see this, I like to think that Louis Kasibante broke out of jail not to escape prosecution, but because there wasn't enough other guys to rape there. Or perhaps he finished bum-drilling all the inmates and needed to find more.
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