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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
they shipped, performed exactly as specified and the auto-cashout feature built into the devices turned early adopters such as myself into billionaires within a week

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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
jfc I snipe at the worst possible times

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Tayter Swift posted:

they shipped, performed exactly as specified and the auto-cashout feature built into the devices turned early adopters such as myself into billionaires within a week

oh well that's good i was afraid some honest bitcoiners got scammed

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Tayter Swift posted:

jfc I snipe at the worst possible times
wait a minute... i know for a fact that dr. winifred cutler is an expert markswoman

who are you really? :raise:

titaniumone
Jun 10, 2001

dont post shingy

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Sham bam bamina! posted:

wait a minute... i know for a fact that dr. winifred cutler is an expert markswoman

who are you really? :raise:

dpr's hitman

I'm not very good at my job :(

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
lol

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.
hmm things are doing a bit better right now why don't i go catch

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
welcome back :)

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Heresiarch posted:

hmm things are doing a bit better right now why don't i go catch

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if laughter is the best medicine January 2015 in Bitcoin should cure literally anything

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
:eyepop::respek: :unsmith:

CARL MARK FORCE IV
Sep 2, 2007

I took a walk. And threw up in an English garden.
the goodposter returns triumphant

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
momchat

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/22/silk-road-mom-learns-sad-truth-about-son.html

quote:

As one damning bit of evidence after another from the laptop was entered into evidence on Wednesday morning, Lyn Ulbricht sat looking battered in the tender part of her that must have been most deeply touched when she first held that easy baby three decades ago.

At the lunch break, Ross stood and turned toward his mother, raising his eyebrows.

But his mom did not even look at him as he was escorted back to the holding pen in that light pink shirt.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

As a Millennial I posted:

this is the idea that this generation is growing up without the concept of "privacy" and once all of our dirty laundry is out in the open, everybody will see how hosed up everyone else is and we will no longer have to feel ashamed of anything

people who preach this don't realize just how hosed up some of us are

or that there are different tiers of secrets

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

text editor posted:

when she first held that easy baby

whoa don't slutshame, dailybeast

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

text editor posted:

Q. What is the Clear database a compilation of?
9 A. It's a compilation of credit data that's provided, as well
as, like, utility bills and public information generally about
people, so it stores that information.
Q. And is Clear generally accepted and relied upon by law
enforcement to check address and phone number information?
A. Yes, it is.
MR. DRATEL: I'm going to object, your Honor.
MR. TURNER: 803.17 provides the basis.
MR. DRATEL: This is a database full of hearsay.
THE COURT: I'm going to allow it.



quote:

MR. DRATEL: This is a database full of hearsay.
THE COURT: I'm going to allow it.

oh my god this is glorious

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


be careful dont overdose on laughs :angel:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
oh also best wishes Heresiarch and hope you're doing well :)

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005





i'm the battered tender part

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
can anyone dredge up the articles from around when he was arrested saying like, "he's such a conscientious boy he could never do this," and like character puff and family raising bail and stuff? i want to continue laffing even more.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

text editor posted:

As one damning bit of evidence after another from the laptop was entered into evidence on Wednesday morning, Lyn Ulbricht sat looking battered in the tender part of her that must have been most deeply touched when she first held that easy baby three decades ago.
that's some bulwer-lytton material right there

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


breakng news from sarah. All the incriminating evidence was planted on his computer through bit torrent

likely by mark karpeles.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

can anyone dredge up the articles from around when he was arrested saying like, "he's such a conscientious boy he could never do this," and like character puff and family raising bail and stuff? i want to continue laffing even more.

here's a blog by his mom there's probably more on that site

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


oof that was a kick in the dick

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Ross had been the easiest of babies and he had literally been an Eagle Scout and he had never seemed to her to be anything but kind and thoughtful and generous, the very opposite of a drug kingpin.

nicsho wrote better than this

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Heresiarch posted:

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i was thinking "what could possibly make this week even better on the buttcoin thread than it already is?"

and the answer turned out to be "heresiarch coming back to join us"

welcome back h

:unsmith:

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west
College Slice
https://vine.co/v/MrppYbUDIbO

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

last week, or the week before, would also have been acceptable

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

man, what the gently caress is it with eagle scouts goin gfull ibertarian

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

:lol:

Hilbert Spaceship
Mar 15, 2007

If I was dyslexic I'd even hate dog too.

Heresiarch posted:

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hey that Labyrinths book was a good suggestion, gj & wb

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

duTrieux. posted:

man, what the gently caress is it with eagle scouts goin gfull ibertarian

i know how to do _____ therefore i know how to do everything

CSM
Jan 29, 2014

56th Motorized Infantry 'Mariupol' Brigade
Seh' die Welt in Trummern liegen
Purely theoretical: I wonder if a smart hacker, perhaps outside US jurisdiction, could anonymously send the jury of the Ulbricht trial texts and emails explains jury nullification? (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 21 hours ago by keepcalmson

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

oh my god this is glorious
Not to go all lawyer sperg but hearsay evidence is not necessarily inadmissible, the rules provide for a whole lot of exceptions where something is OK even if it is technically hearsay

Here they specifically mention the hearsay exception for "market quotations, lists, directories, or other compilations that are generally relied on by the public or by persons in particular occupations"

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



legit feel sorry for that mom

not for ross though, hope he spends the rest of his days in prison

text editor
Jan 8, 2007
I should be shocked that ancaps continue to rally around the shittiest martyr they could pick

But I'm not, because bitcoin

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell

Condiv posted:

legit feel sorry for that mom

not for ross though, hope he spends the rest of his days in prison

I agree. though like a Club Fed type place. he's way too stupid to last anywhere with criminals

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

CSM posted:

Purely theoretical: I wonder if a smart hacker, perhaps outside US jurisdiction, could anonymously send the jury of the Ulbricht trial texts and emails explains jury nullification? (self.Bitcoin)

submitted 21 hours ago by keepcalmson

just out of morbid curiosity what would the consequences be if someone actually did this (for the doer, the jury, and the trial as a whole)

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Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

duTrieux. posted:

man, what the gently caress is it with eagle scouts goin gfull ibertarian

in my experience a lot of the families that do boy scouts are full of engineers

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