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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
1)

Triticum Guzzler posted:

if you want to know tito's hat size you have to train him for 8 weeks and wait for him to say Hey kid, catch as payment

lol

2) Ryan the flare is cool and I hope he is FOR REAL(tm)

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some old hussy
Dec 6, 2005

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.
Ryan "Gucci Mane" La Flare

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

La Flare is cool but so is Maia. Don't want either to lose

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Triticum Guzzler posted:

if you want to know tito's hat size you have to train him for 8 weeks and wait for him to say Hey kid, catch as payment

which camp did tito do this to

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I wanna say it was his training partner Justin McCully but I'm having trouble with my google-fu, there was definitely a story out there about him trying to pay training partners in signed merch though.

Crappers
Jun 16, 2012

These are great. Like Silva's very own embedded.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Shumagorath posted:

which camp did tito do this to

The one that Gregor Samsa taught at

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Shumagorath posted:

which camp did tito do this to

He did this to me.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Crappers posted:

These are great. Like Silva's very own embedded.

i was reading this thread backwards and thought joe silva had his own video stalker :(

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i was reading this thread backwards and thought joe silva had his own video stalker :(

If I lived in Vegas and had the funding I could be tempted to find new targets

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Shumagorath posted:

which camp did tito do this to

jakk and daxter, iirc

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
the best part of that was tito had two people to thank, and forgot both their names. and then we found out he paid neither of them

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Einstein, Al Capone, forklift dad, the russian bear, all my favs

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Crappers posted:

These are great. Like Silva's very own embedded.

"We... get the same... type of fighter as the person we're going to fight, this time really really got the right guy to simulate our opponent"

*cut to gym with anderson standing alone*

"What the hell... this guy didn't even turn up???"

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
But for real, those Silva things are really great and awesome, unless you want to hate him or something because after all the interviews with his kids and him playing with his kids it seems like he's literally the greatest guy on the planet.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
You remember that really cute 115 lb female fighter that won her debut in the UFC?

@PaigeVanzantUFC posted:

Wanna send me snap chats???:) paigevanzant I may add you back depending on how awesome they are.

This should turn out well.

mewse
May 2, 2006

A veritable sea of dicks became the snapchat of UFC newcomer Paige Van Zant, Joe

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

LordPants posted:

But for real, those Silva things are really great and awesome, unless you want to hate him or something because after all the interviews with his kids and him playing with his kids it seems like he's literally the greatest guy on the planet.

Anderson Silva is 8 years old and somehow for years and years was the most terrifying fighter in the world.

Nifft
Oct 5, 2001
I'm absolutely spiffng!

Gregor Samsa posted:

He did this to me.

Better than what he did to an LA fitness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3HKr6i91XE&t=229s

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Yuriy posted:

Edit: Like there is no way that Bendo should be getting paid the same amount as Gleison Tibau though, that might be the biggest "surprise"

poo poo, there's no way Gleison Tibau should be getting paid at all.

He should be cut and sent to Bellator as a trojan horse of boringness.

Who Gotch Ya fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Jan 23, 2015

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

TheRationalRedditor posted:

is that the NY culinary union turd? he looks turtley enough for the turtle club, lmao.

He has nothing to do with the NY culinary union. If there even is one, they know that they have no business involving themselves in MMA.

He's the piece of poo poo who gets to pick what gets voted on in the assembly, and he refuses to allow the democratic process of voting on a bill to take place because he gets paid by the Las Vegas culinary union, who doesn't like the Fertittas, so they gently caress with the UFC in New York instead of just... being good enough for the Fertittas to want to use their workers or just minding their own loving business in Las Vegas.

He has nothing to do directly with the culinary union. He's just willing to accept outside money to not do his job properly.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
the culinary union is right

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
i worked in a kitchen run like the station casinos kitchen and absolutely no one is choosing it becAuse they prefer it to a union kitchen. thats dumb.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
gently caress 35 dollars a year in union dues, full benefits and a livable wage. I prefer working with drug addicts, unstable hours and crushing poverty. gently caress off Union. gently caress you and your better base wage

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bundt Cake posted:

gently caress 35 dollars a year in union dues, full benefits and a livable wage. I prefer working with drug addicts, unstable hours and crushing poverty. gently caress off Union. gently caress you and your better base wage

Enough about UFC undercard fighters.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Bundt Cake posted:

the culinary union is right

Station casinos are also behind most of the Indian Casinos that are popping up in western states. :-(

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Bundt Cake posted:

the culinary union is right

I don't care. gently caress 'em. Deal with it in loving Vegas.

While I'm at it gently caress this main event. I'm turning it off after Hendo. I don't support racist Anthony "black vagina just doesn't look healthy" Johnson (he really said that...) or robber/assaulter of women Alex Gus.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Nobody knows whether Silver was blocking mma as a favor to NY unions acting in solidarity with NV Culinary, or as a favor to his buddy Bob Reilly, or because he's honestly a dink about mma, or any other reason. Also nobody really knows who's going to wind up speaker if he gets forced out (or even if he does get forced out, although that's looking more and more likely) so there's no guarantee that anyone taking his place wouldn't be just as hostile to mma in NY, and the governor doesn't want it to be an issue he can be pinned down on.

Silver getting hosed certainly isn't /bad/ news for mma in NY, but there's still a lot of steps in between that and Gourd of Taste making chapeau au poivre.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Who Gotch Ya posted:

I don't care. gently caress 'em. Deal with it in loving Vegas.

While I'm at it gently caress this main event. I'm turning it off after Hendo. I don't support racist Anthony "black vagina just doesn't look healthy" Johnson (he really said that...) or robber/assaulter of women Alex Gus.

That's cool. Can you tell me more about other fighters!

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
my television dad dan henderson is going to get hosed up and i can't handle it any more

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

my television dad dan henderson is going to get hosed up and i can't handle it any more

The man he's fighting is sleeping. If Dan gets knocked out, they'll just be taking a nap together.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Who Gotch Ya posted:

I don't care. gently caress 'em. Deal with it in loving Vegas.

Anthony "black vagina just doesn't look healthy" Johnson (he really said that...)

pause

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Ariza posted:

That's cool. Can you tell me more about other fighters!

Dan Henderson is an all around great guy that everyone except Jon Jones loves and respects.

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
I like Gus and will not hold it against him that he turned his childhood love of assault and battery into a career.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
gustafsson is a violent thug and a piece of poo poo but jones has publicly shown himself to be so deeply odious people who know better still want jones to lose to a man who 80 years ago would've been part of the sa

raingwc
Feb 28, 2008

Fourth video from Anderson is out, these are great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epKyQ6KqSqE

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Neurosis posted:

gustafsson is a violent thug and a piece of poo poo but jones has publicly shown himself to be so deeply odious people who know better still want jones to lose to a man who 80 years ago would've been part of the sa

to me it seems like gustafsson is now only a violent thug within the confines that you, as a viewer, pay for and contribute towards?

Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

to me it seems like gustafsson is now only a violent thug within the confines that you, as a viewer, pay for and contribute towards?

But if he wasn't 6'5", blonde, blue eyed, handsome and actually good at being a violent thug, he'd be looking for work with Will Chope.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

to me it seems like gustafsson is now only a violent thug within the confines that you, as a viewer, pay for and contribute towards?

Any mistakes a person has ever made should be held against them their entire lives (and sometimes after).

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Who Gotch Ya
Jun 27, 2003

streetdoctors.com
Yes, we are hybrid rappers.

Ariza posted:

Any mistakes a person has ever made should be held against them their entire lives (and sometimes after).

I would just like to see some consistency in the UFC's punishments of their fighters past actions.

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