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No matter how many times I see it, I can't not giggle at "he fancied downloading his sperms in my butt"
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How can none of the myriad of testicle pun headlines from Ballghazi not be in here?
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ReidRansom posted:No matter how many times I see it, I can't not giggle at "he fancied downloading his sperms in my butt" I can't giggle as it should really say upload, not download
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I can't giggle cause it's super hosed up to treat people like that.
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Orgophlax posted:How can none of the myriad of testicle pun headlines from Ballghazi not be in here? 
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Atmus posted:Every time I see this, I like to think that Louis Kasibante broke out of jail not to escape prosecution, but because there wasn't enough other guys to rape there. Or perhaps he finished bum-drilling all the inmates and needed to find more. everytime i see this im reminded that these news articles are printed in a country where homosexuals are beaten and murdered
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plain blue jacket posted:everytime i see this im reminded that these news articles are printed in a country where homosexuals are beaten and murdered Buzz Killington reporting for duty.
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Volcott posted:Bum Drillington reporting for duty.
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Volcott posted:Buzz Killington reporting for duty. If you get a buzz out of thinking about people being brutally raped, you have worse problems than your fun being spoiled.
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Karma Monkey posted:If you get a buzz out of thinking about people being brutally raped, you have worse problems than your fun being spoiled. Rape can be funny. Like a rapist who wears a clown costume. Or any rape involving marsupials.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Rape can be funny. Like a rapist who wears a clown costume. Or any rape involving marsupials. Or if you drill so many bums that you are notorious for it, and you have known colleagues.
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Honestly is there really a reason to defend the freedom to poo poo on women or gay people? Is it really so important to have that right now, in this thread? Here is a weird headline: Bear shot out of tree onto tramponline: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1pIO4_lUY
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Honestly is there really a reason to defend the freedom to poo poo on women or gay people? Is it really so important to have that right now, in this thread? That was an impressive bounce, but I'm really impressed by the guy who could pick it up and haul it like it was nothing. My back hurts just watching him.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Honestly is there really a reason to defend the freedom to poo poo on women or gay people? Is it really so important to have that right now, in this thread? I love the fact that this link led me to all sorts of videos of animals on trampolines!
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Jan 24, 2015 08:16
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Geoj posted:Cross posting from the England.bmp GBS thread Waaay too long for a headline and gives away too much info. There's no hook. Should be Snickers Cause Lesbian Rage.
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Jewish leader gets trapped overnight inside Auschwitz http://www.9news.com.au/world/2015/01/29/04/37/jewish-leader-gets-trapped-overnight-inside-auschwitz#v8Qpbkr8e3Hv8JUy.99
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Borommakott posted:Jewish leader gets trapped overnight inside Auschwitz Oh come on, if he's really mad about that, he has no sense of humor.
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KillHour posted:Oh come on, if he's really mad about that, he has no sense of humor. He should just man up and rise above it. Be an ubermensche.
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Borommakott posted:Jewish leader gets trapped overnight inside Auschwitz This sounds like the kind of horrible mistake that could only be made by a character on a sitcom
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sout posted:This sounds like the kind of horrible mistake that could only be made by a character on a sitcom *George enters looking tired and dishevelled* George: Well, I got shut in the 'Schwitz last night. Jerry: You got shut in the 'Schwitz? George: I got shut in the 'Schwitz, baby! Elaine: Get OUT! How did this happen? George: The tour guide was an early locker... Jerry: Oh my God, he was an early locker!? George: Sun goes down, gates get locked... he was an early locker Jerry! Jerry: So...? How was it? George: Let's just say I'm never showering again. Elaine: You're never showering again...? George: NO MORE SHOWERS FOR GEORGIE! *Slap bass music / credits roll*
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Blurred posted:*George enters looking tired and dishevelled* You're a mensch
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Someone posted this earlier in the thread. canyoneer posted:This is funny out of context.
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Blurred posted:*George enters looking tired and dishevelled* This is accurate to within .01 of a George/Seinfeld interaction.
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Blurred posted:*George enters looking tired and dishevelled* That sounds like a terrible TV pogrom.
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Tracula posted:Someone posted this earlier in the thread. Well, I better post something else. 
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Horatius Bonar posted:That sounds like a terrible TV pogrom.  That's because it is.edit: whoops I missed  myself.
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Blurred posted:*George enters looking tired and dishevelled* *Auschwitz gate flies open, Kramer slides in*
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Blurred posted:*George enters looking tired and dishevelled* But where will George pee now? 
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Honestly is there really a reason to defend the freedom to poo poo on women or gay people? Is it really so important to have that right now, in this thread? 
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This is google autocaptions, not a headline. But I still think that it is relevant to the thread. Jägermeister
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GWBBQ posted:I've been on the Internet so long that I can't find the original THIS BEAR IS DEAD video, just a remix set to Yakety Sax I'm pretty sure the yakety sax was in the original.
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p-hop posted:This is google autocaptions, not a headline. But I still think that it is relevant to the thread. If it's funny and news related, post it. 
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That's some solid advice, thanks.
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Is Pepsi ok?
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