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theflyingexecutive posted:Mark signed off of all his puppet accounts, the green and black windows closed down. "Boy, it's hard pretending to be a bunch of unfunny shitlords all day" he remarked absentmindedly to Tibanne. failed joke, karpeles would be surfing amberPOS like all pros
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This is it he thought, all those drawing lessons have really paid off! too bad no one would ever know it was really him behind all this artistic output. He admired his work as he finished the signature: ...A-G-L-E
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Erenthal posted:failed joke, karpeles would be surfing amberPOS like all pros He posted, again pretending to be an unfunny shitlord.
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[mark karpeles, disguised as a yosposter]: #jesuiskarpeles [yospos, in unison]: yeah we know lol
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theflyingexecutive posted:"Boy, it's hard pretending to be a bunch of unfunny shitlords all day"
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He shot up in his bed, flinging Tibanne across the room. "Ugh I just had this terrible dream that I was posting on a funny computer forum about, about bitcoins!" "It's all right honey, we're free from those people now; why worry when we have all the time and money in the world?" "You're always right, Satoshi"
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kaerples is the smartest kid in america or something? idgi
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theflyingexecutive posted:He shot up in his bed, flinging Tibanne across the room. "Ugh I just had this terrible dream that I was posting on a funny computer forum about, about bitcoins!" "It's all right honey, we're free from those people now; why worry when we have all the time and money in the world?" "You're always right, Satoshi" ah, this is where he builds up tension for the utterly insane sex scene
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"phew, that was something else Satoshi" mark said as he straightened out the small black wig laying across his knuckles, "lets go get some lunch"
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"No" Satoshi said as Mark's eyes filled with tears, "you will never be tsundere"
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Erenthal posted:Mark Karpeles rides the bus home. He always does, leaves less of a trace. He stops by the local tobacco shop, nods to the owner and goes out the backdoor. Everything is waiting, as usual, in a neatly tied plastic bag next to the dumpster in the small enclosed yard. He puts on the clothes and accessories, grumbling a bit as he must have gained a few pounds around the waist the last month. All that drat japanese food.
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the spectral unborn fetus of mark karpeles approaches a young japanese boy siting in his room playing with his train set "have you heard of c++?"
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:we approach the injoke singularity
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ayn rand hand job posted:I met up with her in the Vape Lab, Shoreditch's hybrid Bitcoin-hub-cum-e-cig-cafe, to talk about passports, marriage contracts and the death of the nation state. gently caress, I go past that place every so often, I knew there was something off about it
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theflyingexecutive posted:He shot up in his bed, flinging Tibanne across the room. "Ugh I just had this terrible dream that I was posting on a funny computer forum about, about bitcoins!" "It's all right honey, we're free from those people now; why worry when we have all the time and money in the world?" "You're always right, Satoshi"
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This was too much for me. Since everyone was sleeping, I started to masturbate very slowly to prevent the bed from moving. It looks like I was not discreet enough as Mark turned his body towards me as I was nearing the end. I had planned to contain my ejaculation with my other hand, but seeing him looking at me was such as surprise that I ended up ejaculating all over my chest and also over his. It was so powerful a feeling that I could not let it go and gave it a few more strikes while looking at him stupidly.
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Linguica posted:This was too much for me. Since everyone was sleeping, I started to masturbate very slowly to prevent the bed from moving. It looks like I was not discreet enough as Mark turned his body towards me as I was nearing the end. I had planned to contain my ejaculation with my other hand, but seeing him looking at me was such as surprise that I ended up ejaculating all over my chest and also over his. It was so powerful a feeling that I could not let it go and gave it a few more strikes while looking at him stupidly. 
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Got pulled over and my Trezor was confiscated, Police claimed its a voice recorder (self.Bitcoin) submitted 34 minutes ago by joeysupra I was pulled over today for a tail light being burned out. I was wearing my trezor around my neck, and the police officer asked what it was for, and i explained what is was for. he wasnt going for the explanation i gave him. And was telling me it was a voice recorder and was going to be taken in for evidence. I know Texas law and police interaction is allowed to be recorded if i remember correctly. Monday I have to call my attorney to get my trezor back, i have my seed, but dont have a replacement trezor at the moment.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2tgymg/silk_goxed_how_dpr_used_mtgox_for_hedging_lost_big/ a redditor(s?) investigates how ross performed hedging on sr $2m was not seized by DEA but was apparently an actual hack of his account (or insider)
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fuctifino posted:Got pulled over and my Trezor was confiscated, Police claimed its a voice recorder (self.Bitcoin) man I remember when I got pulled over and the cops confiscated my bank
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fuctifino posted:I was wearing my trezor around my neck
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well duh your glovebox is legally a cargo compartment on your ship and could be seized by customs if the police invokes his secret fringed powers
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it's dollar sign bling but with bitcoins
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:man I remember when I got pulled over and the cops confiscated my bank
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LastInLine posted:tbf guess what happens if you get pulled over with $2000 in cash (esp. if you arent white) the cops pulled me over and confiscated my debit card, guess that's it for my life's savings
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a thing disabled or mentally handicaped people tend to do is wear a bunch of assorted crap around their neck. in high schoola guy had his wallet around his neck so the bus driver could pick the money for the ride without relying on the guy, there was an other old gently caress who had an old square 4.5v flashlight and all his keys, and chris san with the medallions
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fuctifino posted:Got pulled over and my Trezor was confiscated, Police claimed its a voice recorder (self.Bitcoin) i know tresors, but those are "folders" on european spideroak copy
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Officer: what is that joeysupra (lol): [technobable bullshit in the shittiest condescending voice possible] Officer: ok you little gently caress
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LastInLine posted:tbf guess what happens if you get pulled over with $2000 in cash (esp. if you arent white) we get a court case of US vs $2,000 in a loose assortment of coins
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fuctifino posted:i have my seed
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kalstrams posted:what is trezor ? its a bitcoin wallet key that you keep with you for when you want to loose access to all your money the same way you misplace your keys
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kalstrams posted:what is trezor ? 
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did they get atlas to audit it?
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That's just the set-up. The punchline is that he will go into the police station and explain what it is, and all the cops in his town will now want their paychecks in bitcoin.
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Boxturret posted:its a bitcoin wallet key that you keep with you for when you want to loose access to all your money the same way you misplace your keys
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kalstrams posted:oh, autism pendant
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What if I lose my TREZOR? TREZOR comes with excellent support for paper wallets. When you set up your TREZOR for the first time you will be told a list of secret words to write down. Once you have written down this list, you can recover your Bitcoins at any time using a replacement TREZOR.
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kalstrams posted:oh, autism pendant pe(n)dant
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarkets/comments/2tgymg/silk_goxed_how_dpr_used_mtgox_for_hedging_lost_big/
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Erenthal posted:well duh your glovebox is legally a cargo compartment on your ship and could be seized by customs if the police invokes his secret fringed powers we are all boats, sailor
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