Novorossiya RUSSIA.docx

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Yermaw Zahoor: Feb 24, 2009

Haruharuharuko posted:

Comrade refuses to roll down window I must make him understand the error of his ways.

Hahaha, I watched that about 20 times (laughing my arse off) before I noticed that he just about knocks the guy's head off.
I'd love this to be how all the sovereign citizens are dealt with when they pull that poo poo

# ? Jan 25, 2015 14:44

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 22:55

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Node posted:

Point is, cat is rescue. Everything else inconsequential.

Also has acquired electricity.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 14:52

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

Hahaha, I watched that about 20 times (laughing my arse off) before I noticed that he just about knocks the guy's head off.
I'd love this to be how all the sovereign citizens are dealt with when they pull that poo poo

The driver was most likely legitly worried about the stinking drunk cop.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 15:07

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

Hahaha, I watched that about 20 times (laughing my arse off) before I noticed that he just about knocks the guy's head off.
I'd love this to be how all the sovereign citizens are dealt with when they pull that poo poo

http://liveleak.com/view?i=b8d_1413049025

# ? Jan 25, 2015 15:43

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Haruharuharuko posted:

Hahahahaha they even hit the power line wtf.

From the look of it, the cat gets a few jolts when it tries to go from the tree to the wires. Lucky for it, the tree was probably already diverting 90% of the electricity into the ground.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 15:56

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

Hahaha, I watched that about 20 times (laughing my arse off) before I noticed that he just about knocks the guy's head off.
I'd love this to be how all the sovereign citizens are dealt with when they pull that poo poo

There is some youtube video of a British copper extracting a Free Man from his Free Car through a rolled up window. With his bare hands.

We should really have another Free Man thread, it is time.

e: ^^^^ that's the one i talked about, man is loving copper machine. nothing gets between him and his prey.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 16:03

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

The russian answer to gagnam style is pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgeOFqKe5MI

# ? Jan 25, 2015 17:21

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY1MVQeeStY

# ? Jan 25, 2015 17:43

Present: Oct 28, 2011; by Shine

etalian posted:

The russian answer to gagnam style is pretty good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgeOFqKe5MI

She's Ukrainian. Depending on how the Russian invasion of Ukraine is going to turn out she may end up Russian tho.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:05

KaiserSchnitzel: Feb 23, 2003; Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

The Chosen One

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:20

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

oh, amatue
monsieur knows his perversies
she has a buddy, dominika

also she is mentally retarded (even if we remove all barby poo poo and everything involved with it)

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:26

KaiserSchnitzel: Feb 23, 2003; Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

^^^ hehehehe

OK this video is legit awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ib90Q_Fwnw

Edit: LOLOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSZfHN-zT2w

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:29

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

beato posted:

Also has acquired electricity.

Now they only need Soviet power to get Communism.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 18:44

im_sorry: Jan 15, 2006; (9999); Ultra Carp

I imagine this guy's a comedian or something, but this video is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EbzUS0D5_0

# ? Jan 25, 2015 20:06

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

im_sorry posted:

I imagine this guy's a comedian or something, but this video is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EbzUS0D5_0

that song is kinda good.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 20:59

Present: Oct 28, 2011; by Shine

im_sorry posted:

I imagine this guy's a comedian or something, but this video is awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EbzUS0D5_0

Lol that's amazing.

His name translates at DJ Cucumber.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:08

Power Khan: Aug 20, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Stolen from the last thread. Soundtrack of my life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CnWwbeetE

# ? Jan 25, 2015 21:48

Young Freud: Nov 26, 2006

kalstrams posted:

oh, amatue
monsieur knows his perversies
she has a buddy, dominika

also she is mentally retarded (even if we remove all barby poo poo and everything involved with it)

I wanna see Dominika squat in that fancy track suit.

# ? Jan 25, 2015 22:38

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

buzzsaw.gif posted:

The Chosen One

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:18

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:33

kukrunkarmaskin: Mar 28, 2005; you should see my TMNT® Machinegun

Well looks like russia has got the boyband thing down as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWa9sJzgM4A

# ? Jan 25, 2015 23:52

Lil Bit O Vitriol: Jan 10, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7dnxYtr0t4

Here's a jam by satirical band РАБФАК, honouring the militsiya

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:07

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:17

fuck off Batman: Oct 14, 2013; Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Say Nothing posted:

Only her feet look like they aren't made from plastic.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:22

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

Disco Infiva posted:

Only her feet look like they aren't made from plastic.

there's older stuff on lurkmore if you're curious
she was about 4/10 before doctors

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:24

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

kukrunkarmaskin posted:

Well looks like russia has got the boyband thing down as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWa9sJzgM4A

Ohh man this was in the last thread. Why they all have head like potato?

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:28

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LAVk1sHW8

KANA KANA KANA YEE HAW

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:30

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Cyril Sneer posted:

Ohh man this was in the last thread. Why they all have head like potato?

both Russians and grumpy cat share the same evolutionary ancestor.

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:31

Computer viking: May 30, 2011; Now with less breakage.

Cyril Sneer posted:

KANA KANA KANA YEE HAW

That's Estonian, though. Weird country, sure, but they're more Finnish than Russian.
(On the flipside, it's certainly a Soviet thing...)

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:50

Vladimir Poutine: Aug 13, 2012

Yeah, Amatue, the real-life barbie is an odd one. She's trying to position herself a some kind of spiritual leader who claims she doesn't need food and can sustain herself off of sunlight and breathing. There's a Vice video about her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoKwbbnlxi0

# ? Jan 26, 2015 00:53

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

Hahaha, I watched that about 20 times (laughing my arse off) before I noticed that he just about knocks the guy's head off.
I'd love this to be how all the sovereign citizens are dealt with when they pull that poo poo

I'm pretty impressed by punching through a car window, isn't auto glass really strong?

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:25

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

etalian posted:

I'm pretty impressed by punching through a car window, isn't auto glass really strong?

not angry 100kg cop strong. also, you're thinking about windshield, rest of windows are notably weaker. windshield should stand fists of most regular people

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:26

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2821700/Human-Barbie-punched-strangled-two-men-outside-home-two-year-hate-campaign-strangers.html

there are pics of her after getting beat up to cover for plastic surgery or something but I'm posting for this

quote:

Recently the Ukrainian Barbie said she wanted to turn into Amazon Woman in a change of image after admiring a mystical female warrior role model.

She said she admired the all-female warriors from Greek mythology. 'She had a beautiful and warlike figure, the body of an Amazon.

'I want the same magnificent figure. I no longer like my body.

'It needs some muscle.'

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:35

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

kalstrams posted:

there's older stuff on lurkmore if you're curious
she was about 4/10 before doctors

well, she's 0/10 now

# ? Jan 26, 2015 01:43

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

mcustic posted:

well, she's 0/10 now

How would you rate her nude shots?

# ? Jan 26, 2015 02:10

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Cyril Sneer posted:

Ohh man this was in the last thread. Why they all have head like potato?

Someone describe Russian men as looking like either 'apple-headed geeks or Colossus out of the X-Men'.

You can either spend your Rubles on vodka or dianabol.