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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Been excited to see how Heyman would salvage this clusterfuck, looks like they're getting an early start.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

TheOneTrueKing posted:

Yeah, I mean, it's cool that we can't have indy wrestling in this state because of really poorly thought out laws and archaic regulations. Seriously, it's cool, don't worry about it.

I lived without trees for almost three years. You have trees. More importantly, you have moss and cold weather. I can live without indie wrasslin for those things.

What the gently caress is going on with Paul's voice

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

if they don't do a segment where brock lesnar murders like 20 old samoans all this family lipservice is a waste

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

OldTennisCourt posted:

In two months Vince will reveal Bryan's new gimmick.....

Doink 2.0

:ccb:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Paul: Your family is great, Rock is great.... Brock murdered him :smug:

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
Brock is watching cartoons off screen and not even paying attention to this segment.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

WHAT'S THE QUESTION, PAUL?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
:bahgawd: THIS MAN HAS A FAMILY

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010
Man, I'm glad I decided to tune in for the overrun. Heyman should really just talk for an hour every week.

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

A shoot where Lesnar and Reigns keep their loving mouth shut and Hayman talks. They do something right for once.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

nooneofconsequence posted:

WHAT'S THE QUESTION, PAUL?

"My question is about the economy, sir."

TheOneTrueKing
Apr 3, 2010

achillesforever6 posted:

The storyline of the Bus being able to retire in his hometown and the Steelers winning the one for the thumb as these scrappy underdogs was way better than the Seahawks winning a Superbowl :colbert:

It would have been if it wasn't handed to them by the referees. ... Huh. Authority figures handing someone a world title... and a Washingtonian not liking it...

...... huh...

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
They need to give more wrestlers live time, like real time. This is loving awesome.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Lesnar/Rock is legit one of my favorite builds to a single match.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
"Heavyweight Champion of the World" is a thing that Heyman does that is so small but so important.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
ask him about gamergate

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Omally posted:

is he going to ask roman a question

I loving hope not. Just let Heyman sell the both of them. And Reigns will not emote or do a drat thing.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
An interview of 2 men who can't talk: Paul E just monologues for 10 minutes

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.
Wow, Paul is great, somehow channeling his history in wrestling, mixing the delivery with a "ssshhh, the grown up is talking, you thinking you can win is -adorable-" and his normal smug sleazy manager sarcasm and seeding a possible turn and WOW.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

TheHock posted:

Brock is watching cartoons off screen and not even paying attention to this segment.

This is a wonderful mental image.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

samoan blood samoan urine samoan vomit

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Heyman is doing more for this feud right now than any normal Raw segment could.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

hey paul heyman is the best hype man in the history of the industry

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Paul Heyman is too good for this company.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

^ :agreed:

TheOneTrueKing posted:

It would have been if it wasn't handed to them by the referees. ... Huh. Authority figures handing someone a world title... and a Washingtonian not liking it...

...... huh...

but then they come back with a vengeance :hawksin:

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

I'd tune into 3 hours of Paul Heyman Wrestle Storytime every week, honestly

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Have the Shield reform and murder Brock and become a recombined heel faction under Heyman's guidance :stare:

Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Jerusalem posted:

"My question is about the economy, sir."
"How come none of my drat checks ever clear"

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Someone please get a gif of brocks eyeball movement

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Dexo posted:

Paul Heyman is too good for this company.

I think that's saying a lot, too.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

BGrifter posted:

Been excited to see how Heyman would salvage this clusterfuck, looks like they're getting an early start.

They needed to start that poo poo last week.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Paul's right,that summerslam match is awesome.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
This is fine, right here. Paul doing the talking, and Roman looking tough and not saying a damned word.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
uh spoiler alert Paul

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Dexo posted:

Paul Heyman is too good for this company.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Paul Heyman is the only man who can properly hype Lesnar to a level that matches how he's booked in the ring.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Heyman's speaking very clearly for a guy talking in the Black Lodge.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Paul is loving amazing.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

"My question is about the economy, sir."

Is there a labor crisis in America?

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Fiveace Attorney posted:

"How come none of my drat checks ever clear"

:drat:

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