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i heard white people have white poos. is this true?
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Jan 27, 2015 06:08
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how do you get a job
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Jan 27, 2015 06:09
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- Boof Bonser
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nvj is touched by your generosity!
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i heard white people have white poos. is this true?
This is a common misconception born of the fact that white people eat an almost shocking amount of white foods (cottage cheese, white bread, Annie's white cheddar mac and shells just to name a few) but the truth is that my poops are like 98% brown 2% olive green. Basically you could throw a year's worth of my stools at a wall and it would end up looking a bit like Vietnam-era camo.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:17
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nvj is touched by your generosity!
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what's was your 2014 gross income and how much did you save for tetirement
High five figures, about 15%.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:18
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nvj is touched by your generosity!
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There are a number of methods. If you're an unremarkable white guy, you've probably already gone to B school or law school like millions of other unremarkable whites before you. Good work. You're now competing in one of the most hellishly over-saturated job markets ever. Target the companies or firms you want to work for most and send out a direct mailing blast of resumes and individually tailored cover letters. Print out the cover letters and spritz each one with a little bit of new car scent cologne from Abercrombie and Fitch. Is that a thing? If so definitely do that. Recruiters love it.
If that doesn't work, then just turn into the job seeking version of a drunk horny guy when the lights come on and fire off resumes everywhere. Altria Inc's Office of Child Propaganda needs someone to give blowjibbers for $9/hr? SIGN ME THE gently caress UP. Begging is only unseemly if you tell your buddies you did it. GL.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:20
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please put different byob avatars on this graph to help me understand it.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:21
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- Boof Bonser
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you should be doing better at high five figgies 
My car died last year and I bought a replacement in cash which did a number on my savings.
But it's a 2013 Hyundai Accent. HEY LADIES.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:21
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you have a poo poo avatar and i bet you take equally little care in your personal appearance irl, if i had to bet.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:23
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nvj is touched by your generosity!
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you have a poo poo avatar and i bet you take equally little care in your personal appearance irl, if i had to bet.
Yeah that's a p fair assessment. I lift weights and used to be strong but then got a desk job about 2 years ago and gained 20 pounds and now only lift/run sporadically. I'm trying to get back to looking good but the struggle is real. Avatar blows dicks tho no argument here.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:25
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- Boof Bonser
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nvj is touched by your generosity!
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i bet you could save 25% of your post-tax income this year if you weren't such a bitch
I thought you were asking about gross. I probably did save 25% of post-tax.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:31
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- Boof Bonser
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i don't know what i;'m talking about but iwhatever you're saving do better
Fair enough.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:37
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- Boof Bonser
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I have a lot of exciting boring white guy hobbies, like making things in the crock pot
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Jan 27, 2015 06:38
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what is your irony level?
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Jan 27, 2015 06:39
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- Boof Bonser
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what is your irony level?
I can't think of a terrible entertaining reply here so probably 0
Maybe 1 if I've had a lot of coffee
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Jan 27, 2015 06:43
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- Boof Bonser
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Whoa just saw an eHarmony commercial where a woman said "I'm a single mom and I'm looking for a man not just for me, but also for my son."
Phrasing, Tobias.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:45
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how much do you not understand the disdain toward police
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Jan 27, 2015 06:46
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- Boof Bonser
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how much do you not understand the disdain toward police
My misapprehension is like a 7/10 here. Seems to me that the eyewitness testimony against Darren Wilson was all over the map and there's no way he could have been convicted of murder on the basis of that evidence. As a prosecutor when you know there's not enough evidence to support a conviction there is a moral (and legal in pretty much every state) obligation not to indict. No the non-indictment there was IMO the right move.
The cops in NYC who choked that guy for selling loose cigarettes were obviously in the wrong tho.
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Jan 27, 2015 06:49
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why are white dudes so into anal sex, in your opinion
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Jan 27, 2015 12:48
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like whats with them wanting to put their dicks ina butthole, i have my theories
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Jan 27, 2015 12:48
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to be clear, when I say "so into" i just mean that most white guys will do it and watch porn where it happens etc. you don't have to be very into it to be more into it than other races
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related question: why do so many white people watch so much porn that they know the names of the people in the porn, and they actually seek out more porn featuring those people
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Jan 27, 2015 12:51
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white people share their favourite porn with other white people. whats up with that
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Jan 27, 2015 12:53
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🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
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do you consider Spaniards and Jews as fellow whites or not?
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Jan 27, 2015 14:14
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how about the portuguese? think carefully before you answer
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Jan 27, 2015 14:16
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all is known
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what is your stance on abortion, immigration, police brutality and the war on terror
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hi, OP, do you like neko girls.
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have you seen The Wire op
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Jan 27, 2015 23:12
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how come white people walk like this,
while black people walk like this?
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deport white people back to Canada where tehy came from tia
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- Boof Bonser
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nvj is touched by your generosity!
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Related point: C. 2011 when Troy Davis was being executed we all kinda agreed that that was terrible and he deserved a new trial b/c the only evidence used to convict him was incredibly inconsistent eyewitness testimony. But now the same people want to convict a cop of murder on the basis of... extremely inconsistent eyewitness testimony. I don't get it man.
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