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Lumbermouth posted:I think These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks might be my favorite episode. It's entry after entry of absurd bullshit and the most amazing reactions ("You're into WHAT humiliation?") "Hyperballs" is maybe the single greatest word ever spoken in the podcast.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:Rob The Parrot is good, but my favorite "ask the Internet" episode is BlurtIt. How do I increase my panic size? I'm convinced that BlurtIt is the stupidest community they've ever looked at, because it's a failure of logic that leads them to be there in the first place. With the other 'shout a stupid question into the aether' websites, I can at least understand how they get there. Is It Normal and Is It Legal have clear mission statements, enough that I can see you getting there by a Google search. Legal and eHelp also have a semblance of authority in Judge and Rob, so I can see you going 'yeah, I'm gonna get a good answer from this one'. Even Yahoo Answers at least has momentum going for it, so if you're stupid enough to think this is the best way to answer your question, there's enough people there that also think that to guarantee a response. There is no reason for you to be on BlurtIt. Not only do you have to look harder to get there, but they're worse at answering questions, and have absolutely zero way to even seem like they know what they're talking about. If you are on BlurtIt, you have already failed to answer your question. And quite evidently, judging by the content of their posts, they are not proving this assertion wrong. Cleretic fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Jan 28, 2015 |
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Lumbermouth posted:I think These Are A Few Of My Favorite Kinks might be my favorite episode. It's entry after entry of absurd bullshit and the most amazing reactions ("You're into WHAT humiliation?") Adam Bozarth was on point in that episode.
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Jan 28, 2015 00:12
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I relisten to "Favorite Kinks" every once in a while almost entirely just to hear BOY MEAT.
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Jan 28, 2015 00:12
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Can't place the episode, prob in the 135-150 range, but one quick exchange goes: *Ridiculist is reading some terrible stuff for a while* "And now....an excerpt from my short story "The Panties"" (paraphrased) Jimmyfranks in the background "Aww, jesus" The way he says it cracks me up every time. Anyone remember which ep it's in?
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Jan 28, 2015 00:18
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kalensc posted:Can't place the episode, prob in the 135-150 range, but one quick exchange goes: There's A Reason We Don't Do Drugs Together, if I remember right.
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Jan 28, 2015 00:48
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Alright here's the 911 and that's right I don't give a gently caress about New York so I'll say 911 911 911 too bad pussies now anime is pornographic, and onl fit for VAMPIRES nuff said I think who wants to get high?
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Jan 28, 2015 00:57
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Did somebody say VAMPIRES?? Cause I heard some great vampire jokes the other day...
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Jan 28, 2015 01:30
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PUGGERNAUT posted:Did somebody say VAMPIRES?? I have a feeling they actually sucked 
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Jan 28, 2015 01:59
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You're listening to 96.7, Alternative Holes! oh my god! Lurks With Wolves posted:There's A Reason We Don't Do Drugs Together, if I remember right. No idea how I overlooked that, thanks!
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Jan 28, 2015 02:06
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Victor is sad. That sound you hear is Victor being sad.
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Jan 28, 2015 02:18
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Brett Favre-kun. 
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Jan 28, 2015 03:49
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My waifu is Tim Tebow because I don't have a loving reference point for this.
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Jan 28, 2015 05:17
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All this talk about quotes and whatever and I remembered that my favorite episode of all is Don't Patreonize Me and it's singularly because of that stupid Modest Medusa comic. "Jake, I don't understand Patreon. Is it a superhero?" "Ith'th naht a thooperhero!!" [...] "There has never been a septum more deviated than that one."
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Jan 28, 2015 05:23
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"Hey, Boots, what are you up to this week?" "Faking an interest in this week's topic?" Same episode had STOG as Pixie "Cuntcake" Pickles. Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 28, 2015 |
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Jan 28, 2015 05:38
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Midnight Voyager posted:"Hey, Boots, what are you up to this week?" That ending was beautiful too, just an endless tunnel of IM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO WOULD LIKE TO CUT OFF MY PEEPEE AND BALLS
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Jan 28, 2015 05:57
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"Then use fire to disinfect the needle, the once the needle cools wrap the needle with string only leaving a bit of the needle at the tip exposed."
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Jan 28, 2015 06:41
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Midnight Voyager posted:"Hey, Boots, what are you up to this week?" "Anyway, I'M BALLS DEEP IN A MY LITTLE MONSTER"
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Jan 28, 2015 13:39
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Midnight Voyager posted:"Hey, Boots, what are you up to this week?" Stop saying great things and not telling me where to find them.
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Jan 28, 2015 19:12
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That's from the episode Boy, You Fellas Sure Hate Frenulums.
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Jan 28, 2015 19:19
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^Oh screw youLiterally The Worst posted:Stop saying great things and not telling me where to find them. Boy, You Fellas Sure Hate Your Frenulums, the bodymod.org episode.
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Jan 28, 2015 19:20
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The intro for I've Also Got An Idea For A Reboot Of Young Guns is probably one of my favorite bits of the podcast.
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Jan 28, 2015 21:16
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Only because Boots can't get through his joke.
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Jan 28, 2015 21:25
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I came up with the stupid Tarantino animal parody idea after we started recording it, quickly jotting the titles down on a piece of paper as Lemon talked. I didn't realize how much I liked the last one until I started saying it out loud.
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Jan 28, 2015 21:32
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In the bugsex episode someone says that's the second time someone has put their dick on pizza. In which episode did the first time happen?
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Jan 28, 2015 23:01
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So since this is the unofficial Lou Reads thread I must inflict this upon you. Remember way back in 2011 when Lou read from the (thankfully defunct) CumOnFood.net forums? Remember the first guy he read? Well, he got over it and now drinks pee too!   http://allnatural.blobanon.com
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Jan 28, 2015 23:48
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What's the deal with airline peanuts? Are they full of women?
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Jan 29, 2015 00:00
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Hasters posted:So since this is the unofficial Lou Reads thread I must inflict this upon you. Remember way back in 2011 when Lou read from the (thankfully defunct) CumOnFood.net forums? Remember the first guy he read? Well, he got over it and now drinks pee too! I didn't find the cum on food episode as unbearable as others seem to have but I was dry heaving before he finished the first reading on the Wet Set episode
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Jan 29, 2015 00:07
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Improbable Lobster posted:I didn't find the cum on food episode as unbearable as others seem to have but I was dry heaving before he finished the first reading on the Wet Set episode I tapped out of that one too, I can take a lot but that had me gagging.
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Jan 29, 2015 00:38
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Jan 29, 2015 00:46
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It would have been fine if I didn't have to see the pictures.
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Jan 29, 2015 00:47
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Here's some TMI: I actually used to know someone who was into that whole Wet Set fetish and basically treated it as a way of life  You don't appreciate the true horror of it until you've dealt with one of these people in real life. And don't worry, I severed contact with them years ago now.
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Jan 29, 2015 00:52
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Please re-establish contact and get some stories for us.
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Jan 29, 2015 00:53
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Somebody explain Wet Set in other words, it's not ringing a bell. I think the only episode I've listened to just once are a few of the first twenty or so, and the flattening episode because goddamn that intro. Skipping is easier than fast forwarding when my phone's in my pocket.
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Jan 29, 2015 02:29
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kalensc posted:Somebody explain Wet Set in other words, it's not ringing a bell.
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Jan 29, 2015 02:36
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BootsRaingear posted:I came up with the stupid Tarantino animal parody idea after we started recording it, quickly jotting the titles down on a piece of paper as Lemon talked. I didn't realize how much I liked the last one until I started saying it out loud. That stupid animal parody idea has made me miss the bumpers so much. Although there was a great ad joke in one episode about how the bumpers are gone.
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The bumpers have been bleeding back into the episodes immediately following the reader introductions lately so I don't find myself missing the old way it was done. I like that it seems to give everyone a chance to join in now, instead of the old one-on-one format.
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Jan 29, 2015 03:22
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I've found I tend to scrub to around 4 or 5 minutes to skip the old-style bumpers when re-listening to an episode, so I do like the new format. It gets to the meat of the episode quicker.
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There were also some times when Lemon would explain the episode in the bumper, introduce the readers, then explain the episode again, and that was kind of pointless. I also like the group session "what did we learn this week" format better than the one-on-one.
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Yea bumpers were fun but I love 'what did we learn' because it feels like there's always one reader genuinely trying to find ANY kind of message to take away other than 'I don't know, society is doomed?'
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