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therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

GrAviTy84 posted:

I've done Ruhlman's in Charcuterie. Brisket is an inherently fatty cut. This is why it smokes so well. I hope you didnt trim it all down to the meat because it's good to have some there to keep it moist.

Here's a good vid on how to trim it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTzdMHu5KU

Here's the recipe I used:
http://blog.ruhlman.com/2011/09/how-to-make-pastrami/

final product obligatory homemade pastrami porn pic
pile of pastrami by gtrwndr87, on Flickr



use the fat for yorkshire puddings and other british puddings. It's also great rendered out and used to coat potatoes for oven fries.

I'm not a huge MEAT MEAT MEAT! fan but that looks absolutely delicious.

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POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Do you guys have a recommendation for a smoker? I'm looking at picking one up in the spring, but I haven't decided what model. That green egg one looks cool, but I'm pretty sure "looking cool" is an insufficient qualification. And I don't have the set up to make one out of a steel barrel like they do where I came from out innawoods.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...
Just use an old weber kettle grill. Mine is yellow and has a picture of Homer on it so get one of them.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
I have a tiny weber kettle grill. :3: I guess I need to get a big one! And now an excellent reason to do so...

Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
That poor, poor dog is terrified :(

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Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
i just purchased a deli meat slicer. Looking forward to being able to slice my own bacon and roast beef. Yeeha!

antisodachrist
Jul 24, 2007
I booked a flight to Denmark in mid May for no other reason than the flight was cheap. Two weeks total, but some of that will be in Germany and maybe Prague.

What am I getting myself into other than possibly being run over by a bicycle?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

RedTonic posted:

Do you guys have a recommendation for a smoker? I'm looking at picking one up in the spring, but I haven't decided what model. That green egg one looks cool, but I'm pretty sure "looking cool" is an insufficient qualification. And I don't have the set up to make one out of a steel barrel like they do where I came from out innawoods.

the big green egg really is great, especially if you can find one used.

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


BraveUlysses posted:

the big green egg really is great, especially if you can find one used.
The other similar products like the Grill Dome are nice as well.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

RedTonic posted:

Do you guys have a recommendation for a smoker? I'm looking at picking one up in the spring, but I haven't decided what model. That green egg one looks cool, but I'm pretty sure "looking cool" is an insufficient qualification. And I don't have the set up to make one out of a steel barrel like they do where I came from out innawoods.

What's your price range?

Skinny King Pimp
Aug 25, 2011
Skinny Queen Wimp
Seconding the recommendation for the big green egg. My dad's had one for years and years and it makes awesome smoked venison and everything else.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
I can drop a few hundred without squeezing out tears, but I'm not interested in dropping a thousand. (Especially since I'm saving for one of them sweet lookin' combi ovens to add during a remodel.)

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Also, in the sample size of machine shops I know people in around Cleveland (2), people make dedicated smokers out of old 55 gal barrels. Ask arround.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

RedTonic posted:

I can drop a few hundred without squeezing out tears, but I'm not interested in dropping a thousand. (Especially since I'm saving for one of them sweet lookin' combi ovens to add during a remodel.)

check craigslist for green egg copies. Theyre sometimes called Kamado cookers. Theyre nicer than conventional steel smokers for a few reasons, mostly that they require significantly less nursing. I have friends who start the fire/smoke first thing in the morning toss the meat on and then go to work and not worry about it at all all day and it's ready to eat when they get home. Like a crockpot that doesn't suck.

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??

antisodachrist posted:

I booked a flight to Denmark in mid May for no other reason than the flight was cheap. Two weeks total, but some of that will be in Germany and maybe Prague.

What am I getting myself into other than possibly being run over by a bicycle?

Where in Denmark?

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

RedTonic posted:

I can drop a few hundred without squeezing out tears, but I'm not interested in dropping a thousand. (Especially since I'm saving for one of them sweet lookin' combi ovens to add during a remodel.)

yeah, like i said, look for a used one, i've bought 3 for under 500 each

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Looks like craigslist is empty of delightful egglike things, but I'll keep checking there. Thanks for the advice. :3: Wanna make bacon and pastrami and real barbecue.

There's no barbecue here. :saddowns:

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Char-Griller-Akorn-Kamado-Kooker-22-in-Charcoal-Grill-in-Grey-with-Cart-6520/204151650

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

RedTonic posted:

Do you guys have a recommendation for a smoker? I'm looking at picking one up in the spring, but I haven't decided what model. That green egg one looks cool, but I'm pretty sure "looking cool" is an insufficient qualification. And I don't have the set up to make one out of a steel barrel like they do where I came from out innawoods.

like others have said, big green eggs are loving nice.

that said, I can recommend this without reservation. I bought it thinking I wouldn't like that it was electric, but ended up loving it.

http://www.homedepot.com/p/Brinkman...i_sku=100606040

there's a charcoal version too if you prefer. It also converts to a grill, which makes it all the more awesome. (though the electric element doesn't really work as a grill per se)

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

I have a Traeger which I like. It seems to do a nice job smoking things and it works as an ok grill in a pinch.

Dead simple, and I bought mine at Costco.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
An electric smoker isn't a fire hazard? (I guess I've been conditioned to think that almost everything electric is a fire hazard. I unplug poo poo like it's my religion.)

The Kamado looks really stable compared to the counter-free green egg I saw, so that's a positive.

GWS recommends all the best toys.

antisodachrist
Jul 24, 2007

Happy Hat posted:

Where in Denmark?

Flying in to Copenhagen, but no idea where I will go from there.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

My brother in law bought a green egg. He has been trying to bake pizza in it, and keeps loving it up, usually burning it to a crisp.

Mr. Wookums posted:

people make dedicated smokers out of old 55 gal barrels.

Most of the roadside jerk shops in Jamaica use smokers made out of old 55 gallon drums.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Squashy Nipples posted:

Most of the roadside jerk shops in Jamaica use smokers made out of old 55 gallon drums.

Yeah, it's just not really feasible for me to do that, so I noted it earlier. Lack of equipment to do it myself, lack of sweet connections to get someone else to do it to spec and give me something I'm confident is safe to smoke the poo poo out of some meats in.

Thought a green egg was basically just a smoker though, so I don't know why you'd put a pizza in it to bake unless you wanted a hella smoky pizza. It doesn't take long to grill one, either... How mysterious.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

Squashy Nipples posted:

My brother in law bought a green egg. He has been trying to bake pizza in it, and keeps loving it up, usually burning it to a crisp.


they get to like 800 F, at that temp it should only take maybe a minute to cook. Tell him to stop treating it like digiornos.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Thermoworks is doing another open box sale

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Here is a pic the woman took on the bus ride up to Bob Marley's house.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

RedTonic posted:

Yeah, it's just not really feasible for me to do that, so I noted it earlier. Lack of equipment to do it myself, lack of sweet connections to get someone else to do it to spec and give me something I'm confident is safe to smoke the poo poo out of some meats in.

Thought a green egg was basically just a smoker though, so I don't know why you'd put a pizza in it to bake unless you wanted a hella smoky pizza. It doesn't take long to grill one, either... How mysterious.

That's part of the reason it's so expensive: because it can smoke, grill and do 800-1000* f cooks.

you could easily get someone off craigslist or a BBQ/smoker forum to build you a ugly drum smoker for under 300 bucks.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
I didn't know that it could reach a glorious 1k. Life is wonderful. I'm gonna burn so much food this year.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

RedTonic posted:

I didn't know that it could reach a glorious 1k. Life is wonderful. I'm gonna burn so much food this year.

so the basic gist, and one that I didn't get when I made my homemade kamado, is that you basically stuff the poo poo out of the bottom what they call a "firebox" with coal and wood (ratios up for debate). You start the fire and because it is heavy rear end ceramic it holds heat incredibly well. They also seal almost perfectly so the way you adjust temperature is via top and bottom vents. The vents control air flow which you can fling wide open for hilarious heat or constrict for low and slow. When doing low and slow a full firebox people say last them upwards in the dozen + hours without having to open the cooker at all which is how people can use it as a crockpot that doesnt suck. set the temp, throw a hunk of meat on, ignore for hours.

then there are fancy heat deflectors which keep the firebox from direct heating food, or direct heating if you want that.

if you want to be extra autistic they sell electrical fans and shutters that connect to PID devices like immersion circulators for super fine control of temperature. They even have usb ones so you can do certain profiles. It's ridiculous.

GrAviTy84 fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jan 28, 2015

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
wait i have one of those devices, how did i become extra autistic


i've had mostly good luck with keeping temps stable but nothing can beat having a device do all the work for you as you sleep.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

GrAviTy84 posted:

so the basic gist, and one that I didn't get when I made my homemade kamado, is that you basically stuff the poo poo out of the bottom what they call a "firebox" with coal and wood (ratios up for debate). You start the fire and because it is heavy rear end ceramic it holds heat incredibly well. They also seal almost perfectly so the way you adjust temperature is via top and bottom vents. The vents control air flow which you can fling wide open for hilarious heat or constrict for low and slow. When doing low and slow a full firebox people say last them upwards in the dozen + hours without having to open the cooker at all which is how people can use it as a crockpot that doesnt suck. set the temp, throw a hunk of meat on, ignore for hours.
It's worth pointing out that what you just described is true of all bullet-type smokers, not just the BGE and other kamado ovens. The ceramic insulation isn't really much of a factor for smoking unless you live on the tundra or something because the temperatures tend to be so low that you're more worried about keeping the fire damped down than the other way around. Where all that ceramic mass matters is when you're trying to get up over around 300 C---that's when you'll really start noticing the fact that a thin, steel-walled cooker is radiating more heat than it's retaining.

Kamados are nice in that they can be switch-hitters like that, but have the drawback of usually having substantially smaller cooking volumes for their footprint. And the price. The BGE lineup is (mod deals and so on): 29" is 672 in2 for US$4k, 24" is 452 in2 for US$1200, 18" is 262 in2 for US$850. Compared to the 18.5" WSM at 481 in2 for US$299, and the 22.5" at 726 in2 for US$399.

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.

antisodachrist posted:

Flying in to Copenhagen, but no idea where I will go from there.

Feel free to ask all sorts of questions, I lived in Copenhagen for the first 33 years of my life and still go there all the time (well, not for the past half year because of BABBY, but ...).

What do you want out of a trip? Where do you want to stay etc? A good friend of mine does the airbnb thing, she has a great apartment centrally in Vesterbro in the old red light district (now gentrified and somewhat hipsterized)

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
WSM = Weber smoky mountain, correct? I would have expected that improved insulation means less fuel required, leading to longer term savings (at least in terms of rainforest I am personally responsible for sending up in delicious smoke).

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Yes, the better insulated smokers will retain heat better and use less fuel. I've smoked 2 or 3 7 LB pork butts at once for 18-20 hours without refilling the charcoal.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

I made mine out of a 21" terra cotta planter pot at home depot I got for 15bux. Wheeled it to the grill section and found a grill that nestled perfectly in it. Found an aluminum stockpot lid at a resto supply store that didnt have a partner so was in a discount pile, fit the pot perfectly.



In practice I would just pile on the coals, light them, and push them to one side. Not very much control over the heat so I've been playing with the idea of buying another terra cotta pot as a firebox like the kamados use and some sort of vent flap arrangement. The grill also falls if the meat is unbalanced on top. Because of this, I need to install some sort of tabs on the side.

it's not perfect and I'm constantly fiddling with it but it's fun.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Delicious bacon! That is pretty cool. Got a full smoker shot?

There are terracotta claw feet to hold pots off the ground. Combining those with maybe a paver stone or two might help elevate the improvised cooker while improving stability. Maybe a paver inside, too? Just spitballing. Not sure what I'd do for ventilation. The clay is probably too brittle for a drill.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

BraveUlysses posted:

Yes, the better insulated smokers will retain heat better and use less fuel. I've smoked 2 or 3 7 LB pork butts at once for 18-20 hours without refilling the charcoal.
Nah, not for smoking. I mean yeah if you take that poo poo into a lab you could probably measure a difference, but in the real world you're just not going to notice it. The difference between an offset and a bullet-type? Sure. And even between a crappy Brinkman and a WSM. But a well-constructed bullet isn't going to be leaking any more air than a kamado, and the efficiency of a smoke is all about airflow.

I mean buy whatever you want, cook on whatever you want. But all that insulation on a kamado is there so you can crank it up like a kiln. Its bearing on low-temperature stuff like most smoking (e.g. at around 110 C/225 F) is negligible. Like you seem to be implying that you can't do unattended overnight cooks in a non-insulated smoker but that's just not true. Doing an 18 hour hands-off smoke in a WSM is a totally normal usage case.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

RedTonic posted:

Delicious bacon! That is pretty cool. Got a full smoker shot?



Yeah. I use bricks to keep it off the ground right now, that's not the problem, I mean the grill itself if you put meat on it unbalanced flips and drops the meat on the coals which you can imagine is exactly what you want lol.

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POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
If you were willing to sacrifice a little of the lid seal (or use foil over that to improve the seal), you could get some heavier gauge wire, like 4 lengths, spiral one end of each at four cardinal points on the grill grate, then shape the rest like a hanger and let that hang on the sides of the pot. Like a 4 legged spider, I guess. Pliers can help twist the wire tightly. I thought you meant the whole thing would occasionally spill over, which is terrifying. Coal meat is just ... extra flavorful. :barf:

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