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fiery_valkyrie posted:Wow that's egregious. It is. It is the worst joke. Also he once told me he hates you. He thinks you smell like poop. Do the right thing.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:00 |
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What if he thinks smelling like poop is a good thing though
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:15 |
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Nobody thinks that.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:16 |
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this kid who rode my bus in like 3rd grade did ninja: he was even proud of it
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:20 |
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Asiina posted:Nobody thinks that. it's my fetish
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:22 |
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Sometimes people smell like poop but nobody is all "gently caress yeah, just took a shower now to smear some poop on myself to bask in that glorious smell. This will be a real hit with the guys/ladies!"
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:22 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:it's my fetish I am judging you.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:23 |
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why would you do it while taking a shower? that doesn't seem like the optimal condition for poop smelling
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:23 |
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Poque posted:why would you do it while taking a shower? that doesn't seem like the optimal condition for poop smelling After a shower. Like how people put on deodorant or moisturizer or like perfume/cologne if they are awful and cannot respect that other people hate that.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:24 |
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oh i misread. that seems optimal
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:25 |
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can i talk about the game or are we just shitposting. like literally shitposting
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:27 |
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well mafia is poo poo so ???
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:29 |
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it's very true.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:37 |
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memories are like a flock of seagulls. they fly in order and formation at first, but the winds and waves of time scatter them eventually. and sometimes, an event can send them running so far away into the recesses of your mind that you become someone else, until something brings them all flying back. at the touch of the green eyed womans hand, lynnettes mind came alive. whispering voices grew to spoken words grew to remembered conversations. snatches of color and light coalesced into a scene as clear as reality. lynette sat at her breakfast table with her bowl, her cereal. cornflakes, sugar. mother getting ready for work, pulling on her grey jumpsuit with logo embroidered on the back. lynnette hated the logo. it was a stylized beetle, on its back with legs at angles. she could imagine those legs twitching as the beetle breathed its last breath of the poison her mother had sprayed on it. it was hella gross 'got a big termite infestation today,' said lynnettes mother. 'be back late.' 'ugh, whatever' said lynnette. but inside her heart ached. her mother was gone so often these days. it seemed there were more insects to kill every day. more ants and wasps and beetles and maggots and moths. why were there so many moths?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:07 |
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this isn't cool hang out mafia?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:16 |
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Gross
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:28 |
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Poque posted:can i talk about the game or are we just shitposting. like literally shitposting Tell me scum friend Poque. Who is your scumbro and why is it PMom?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:12 |
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Who is Lynnette?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:27 |
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a shirt
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:48 |
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or maybe a poo poo
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:48 |
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post
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:48 |
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Try and follow along Exakt, it helps
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:48 |
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Look, I'm trying, but uranus's prose is so good that I can't concentrate.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:50 |
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i don't know why pmom is supposed to be scum. because of dota? dota bad
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:17 |
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lynnette hated school. she also hated the bus and her new shoes and the clouds. lynette was a teenager and was required by biology to hate everything. but mixed in with all this hate, was an unexplainable draw toward science. facts and theories and definitions made lynette feel some other way than hateful. it filled her with a sense of satisfiaction, perhaps even happiness. 'adult moths do not even have mouths' said lynettes science teacher, as she strode back and forth in front of the projector, which featured a giant pale green colored moth with fuzzy antenae that looked like little toilet brushes. 'once they have finished their transformation, they only live for about a week, and their sole purpose is to mate and lay eggs. life is not designed to be enjoyed, in the animal kingdom. lifes only purpose is to continue.' lynette stared at the mouthless moth and wondered what sort of evolutionary path it would have to follow to gain a mouth. maybe, in some other world there were moths with mouths. with teeth and tongues. what kind of chewing sound would such a tiny mouth make, she wondered. a whisper of unease, a tingle of sickness in her gut told her she didn't want to know. that no one should want to know. for lynette, who loved to know things, this feeling of veering from an idea disturbed her, and she forced her self to consider, in great detail, the idea of mouthed moths. mouthed moths. moth mouths. little did she know, as her mind's mouth shouted these thoughts, that someone--or something-- else, could hear them.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:21 |
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##vote moth
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:23 |
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Poque posted:##vote moth Poque, why are you self-voting?
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:26 |
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EXAKT Science posted:Poque, why are you self-voting? Haha, moth is one of Asiina's aliases in votefinder.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:27 |
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kill all moths
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:40 |
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wow poque you are v rude
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:50 |
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##vote Poque
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:51 |
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Check out that sweet omgus
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:51 |
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school ended and lynettes head still hummed with thoughts of moths. moths that sang or whistled or burped or sneezed. moths that bit. on the bus ride home her classmates seemed far away and muffled, blurred. she was in a bubble of thought, isolated from the world. it was how she lived much of her life. she got off the bus at her street and plodded toward her house, each step said 'moth' moth moth. it was all she could think of. the droning words morphed into a chant permeating her subconscious to arise from her lips: moth er a deb it um moth er a deb it um a numbing tingle began in the center of her forehead, at her third eye, and spread across her face. a circle of pale blue spread before her face, emanating from her head. moth e ra de bit um she touched her head and her fingers passed through, into hot, dry air and dusty fluttering. a sting like a needle prick, first one than several, shocked her finger and she withdrew her hand. with it came a spew of moths, frothing from the opening in her head, surrounding her like a fog.
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:37 |
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Poque posted:i don't know why pmom is supposed to be scum. because of dota? dota bad no you have to pronounce it as if you had a british accent dotar
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:38 |
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Poque moths have just as much a right to live as any other animal ##vote Poque
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 22:47 |
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i just killed a moth in the bathroom irl
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:13 |
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how DARe ;alskdh;f
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:14 |
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i'm shaking right now i cant believe you would do that
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# ? Jan 29, 2015 23:15 |
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hammer me bitch
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i'm town though. so is exakt science
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