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LeJackal
Apr 5, 2011

Mister Kingdom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQR8rj2BO-8

I would just snatch the check out of her hand and rip it to shreds. I don't care if she does have President Palmer's voice.

The one where the wife loses rock-paper-scissors and the check per her agreement, but just snatches the check away anyhow is much more infuriating. Dude better hotfoot it to an attorney and divorce her, because no oath she makes is good.

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Quinctia
Jul 17, 2006

Disasterrific.

Nerdfest X posted:

After 30 years this commercial for a local Auto yard is being retired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fM5K5jK840

RIP hunk of junk with door that just falls off. You will be missed.

I knew what commercial you were linking before I even looked at it! My father's been laughing about it for awhile now, because all the old cars in the shots actually would be worth some money these days, either to restore or for parts to restore.

That Robox
Mar 15, 2010
After thinking maybe she'd finally disappeared, and not watching TV for quite a while, I see that the annoying Dump Cake lady is back with a sequel: Dump Dinners.

The food looks okay I guess, but I'm not too keen on eating anything with "dump" in the name. There's a million other names they could call it, but with the way "dump" is used every other word it's pretty obvious the name is the selling point.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






That Robox posted:

After thinking maybe she'd finally disappeared, and not watching TV for quite a while, I see that the annoying Dump Cake lady is back with a sequel: Dump Dinners.

The food looks okay I guess, but I'm not too keen on eating anything with "dump" in the name. There's a million other names they could call it, but with the way "dump" is used every other word it's pretty obvious the name is the selling point.

I laughed my rear end off the first time I heard a Dump Cake commercial. I get the whole thing about the convenience but holy poo poo could you have come up with a better term than repeating "dump" constantly.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

raditts posted:

They've been using the same commercial since at least the 90's so that wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Hey, they updated it in 2004 when they realized they made one with Evangeline Lilly right before Lost hit big.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nks7b8Xzzlg

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know how I never saw this commercial before, but it's boggles my mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u4TptcSHN0

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot
Ashley Madison is super enigmatic. It's crazy that it exists as a real company. What channels would run their commercials?

The actors in the commercial must be content with that on their resume too, what the hell.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


They usually get the super late night slots. I used to see them come on during episodes of Cheaters of all things.

Nerdfest X
Feb 7, 2008
UberDork Extreme

McSpanky posted:

I laughed my rear end off the first time I heard a Dump Cake commercial. I get the whole thing about the convenience but holy poo poo could you have come up with a better term than repeating "dump" constantly.

Hearing the phrase "Dump Dinner" makes me think of only 3 things. Two of them are girls. One of them is a cup.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

McSpanky posted:

I laughed my rear end off the first time I heard a Dump Cake commercial. I get the whole thing about the convenience but holy poo poo could you have come up with a better term than repeating "dump" constantly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rNRmmosmA

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Sports Byline Radio has these annoying ads for life insurance and such with the same voice over guy repeating the phone number for it 4 times in almost every single one.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Go daddy has some new controversy with their Super Bowl ad: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/01/godaddy-super-bowl-commercial-puppy

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
GoDaddy blatantly shilling for attention, you don't say.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
To be honest that commercial sounds like a way better premise than their "watch the hottest softcore porn on godaddy.com" ad campaign that has been going for probably a decade

That Robox
Mar 15, 2010
There's a mattress store near me called the sleep doctor, and for a while they had a pretty godawful radio ad campaign. They changed the the words to Robert Palmer's "Bad case of loving you" and had a weird sounding guy sing it so it was like:

Sleep doctor
Tell me the score...
Can you get me to the Land of Snore?!


Land of Snore. Seriously.

It played quite a lot and just struck me as about the laziest, dumbest, and most nonsensical rhyme ever. Didn't quite fit the beat of the song either. Must have been about 5 years ago. I just remember that lazy rear end jingle and the fact that later ads mentioned (the now nonexistent) "landofsnore.com" so they must have thought it was pretty drat clever.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Saw this last night while passing through Texas for work. Is everything in Texas like this?

Jim Adler - The Texas Hammer: http://youtu.be/15M9b6PAdro

Stop yelling!

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Timett posted:

Saw this last night while passing through Texas for work. Is everything in Texas like this?

Jim Adler - The Texas Hammer: http://youtu.be/15M9b6PAdro

Stop yelling!

Hahahah this is so beautiful

Parachute
May 18, 2003

Timett posted:

Saw this last night while passing through Texas for work. Is everything in Texas like this?

Jim Adler - The Texas Hammer: http://youtu.be/15M9b6PAdro

Stop yelling!

We also get awesome commercials like this in Houston:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrEd3p_6XSs

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
The Texas Hammer ad I actually saw was a little worse. The "clients" featured were yelling too and I'd swear the Hammer himself was yelling louder too.

I AM THE MOON
Dec 21, 2012

i really hate all ads, thats why i block them with adblock plus on google chrome

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






BaylonGreyjoyDies posted:

i really hate all ads, thats why i block them with adblock plus on google chrome

You can use Adblock Plus custom filters to block all sorts of annoying poo poo, like comments sections and those screen-covering "like us on Facebook!" java popups at the ends of articles. The internet is a much saner place since I discovered this.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
Can I adblock your posting

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Zero One posted:

Go daddy has some new controversy with their Super Bowl ad: http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/01/godaddy-super-bowl-commercial-puppy

Speaking as someone who's had to support things that people ill-advisedly did through GoDaddy, I like this because it pushes home the message that they're a bunch of loving assholes and no one should use them ever for anything.

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Parachute posted:

We also get awesome commercials like this in Houston:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrEd3p_6XSs

I love the beat in that commercial.

One of the best ever made. Adult Swim used it in a bump once.

That Damn Satyr
Nov 4, 2008

A connoisseur of fine junk
The Snuggle soft ("national snuggle day" or whatever they're calling it) bear puppet commercial that's just started popping up on Hulu is absolutely cringe worthy, from the poo poo puppetry, to the awful rewritten songs, all the way to the I love you " At the end.

asymmetrical
Jan 29, 2009

the absence or violation of symmetry

Timett posted:

Saw this last night while passing through Texas for work. Is everything in Texas like this?

Jim Adler - The Texas Hammer: http://youtu.be/15M9b6PAdro

Stop yelling!

He's a joke even to us Texans. But that's kind of become his thing. I recall when his commercials first started airing, and they were near identical to what they are now.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


http://youtu.be/rqbomTIWCZ8

Snickers hits one out of the park

E: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYFGNydGBNs and a really cool "making of" to go with it

DJExile fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jan 30, 2015

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
I hate that I actually like a Superbowl commercial

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
That is a great commercial and will probably be one of the better ones this weekend.

Vanderdeath
Oct 1, 2005

I will confess,
I love this cultured hell that tests my youth.



FuzzySkinner posted:

I love the beat in that commercial.

One of the best ever made. Adult Swim used it in a bump once.

I'm pretty sure that a hip-hop remix of the King's theme from Coming to America, which is pretty awesome in and of itself.

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007
http://youtu.be/wsxYtMRn57A

This commercial makes me want to murder everyone. But especially the lovely band that wrote/performed that loving song.

That Damn Satyr
Nov 4, 2008

A connoisseur of fine junk

Mahoning posted:

http://youtu.be/wsxYtMRn57A

This commercial makes me want to murder everyone. But especially the lovely band that wrote/performed that loving song.

But... you can CIRCLE THINGS! And... TAKE THE KEYBOARD OFF!

Nerdfest X
Feb 7, 2008
UberDork Extreme
Can anyone confirm if the Dad in the KFC "we eat rotisserie chicken so much the kids use the plastic containers as hobby supplies" commercial is named Brandon Keener?
If so this commercial was playing during a Criminal Minds rerun, where his character was a twisted child rapist/murderer ("The Pact" season 8, episode 2).

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Nerdfest X posted:

Can anyone confirm if the Dad in the KFC "we eat rotisserie chicken so much the kids use the plastic containers as hobby supplies" commercial is named Brandon Keener?
If so this commercial was playing during a Criminal Minds rerun, where his character was a twisted child rapist/murderer ("The Pact" season 8, episode 2).

I haven't found like, production credits for the ad or anything but yeah, that's totally Brandon Keener a.k.a. Garrus from Mass Effect. That commercial placement sounds about as magical as this infamous one from BSG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zcum6lPrRo

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
So the Kate Upton GAME OF WAR ads have somehow managed to get even weirder and creepier than the Evony ads they're very clearly aping

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

McSpanky posted:

I haven't found like, production credits for the ad or anything but yeah, that's totally Brandon Keener a.k.a. Garrus from Mass Effect. That commercial placement sounds about as magical as this infamous one from BSG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zcum6lPrRo

How can this be possible

Is this really real

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Vicas posted:

So the Kate Upton GAME OF WAR ads have somehow managed to get even weirder and creepier than the Evony ads they're very clearly aping



T&A. gently caress the actual content.

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Vicas posted:

So the Kate Upton GAME OF WAR ads have somehow managed to get even weirder and creepier than the Evony ads they're very clearly aping


I saw a couple of these on late night tv yesterday. It's pretty much the live action version of that image-- her being bathed by female servants interspersed with clips from past Game of War commercials. It's hilariously condescending and weird, and the worst part is that at the end they said something like "see more tomorrow," which means we might actually see a Super Bowl commercial for this stupid generic freemium game. I have no idea how they have the budget to do this unless Kate Upton's boobs and monotone have really been that profitable for them.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Hazo posted:

I saw a couple of these on late night tv yesterday. It's pretty much the live action version of that image-- her being bathed by female servants interspersed with clips from past Game of War commercials. It's hilariously condescending and weird, and the worst part is that at the end they said something like "see more tomorrow," which means we might actually see a Super Bowl commercial for this stupid generic freemium game. I have no idea how they have the budget to do this unless Kate Upton's boobs and monotone have really been that profitable for them.

VC's have money to burn.

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


PaganGoatPants posted:

T&A. gently caress the actual content.

Play now my lord.

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