Taylor Swift's Crotch Chop

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gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

we need to take the most offensive of these and get taylor swift to see them somehow

I think someone already has a twitter campaign in the works

# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:42

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nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

god i wanna end up on tosh.0 soooooooooooooooooooooo bad

# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:44

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

gnarlyhotep posted:

I think someone already has a twitter campaign in the works

yes good

# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:52

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Schweinhund posted:

oh deer

# ? Jan 29, 2015 07:59

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

gnarlyhotep posted:

I think someone already has a twitter campaign in the works

no

it has to be from a respected twitter personality with enough followers to make her take notice

richard...

# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:13

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

spirit ghost...

# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:31

Cuntellectual: Aug 6, 2010

Everdraed posted:

grammys are a little racier than I remember

alright i give, what's this a reference to?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:31

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Anatharon posted:

alright i give, what's this a reference to?

it's a scene from american history X

# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:33

necroid: May 14, 2009

tiny babby spotted

# ? Jan 29, 2015 09:51

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

Anatharon posted:

alright i give, what's this a reference to?

You are right to give up, but you shouldn't go by half measures:
Give up on life if you don't know this movie.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:24

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

gnarlyhotep posted:

I think someone already has a twitter campaign in the works

#TaylorSwiftGrammySmash

# ? Jan 29, 2015 10:30

Damo: Nov 8, 2002; The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.; Offensive Clock

Anatharon posted:

alright i give, what's this a reference to?

were you born on your regdate

# ? Jan 29, 2015 11:15

Zen Punk: Dec 26, 2005; interfaced

Damo posted:

were you born on your regdate

thats ridiculous, who buys an account for a newborn babby

Zen Punk fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Jan 29, 2015

# ? Jan 29, 2015 14:41

lilljonas: May 6, 2007; We got crabs? We got crabs!

Zen Punk posted:

thats ridiculous, who buys an account for a newborn babby

I will buy an account for my firstborn. He/she will get the password when turning 18.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 15:35

megapuppy: Jun 21, 2006; Mastiff Logistics left my package in the rain

(EDIT: Goddamn Imgur, Y U not playing my GIF?)
(EDIT: I'm an idiot. This should work now)

megapuppy fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jan 29, 2015

# ? Jan 29, 2015 17:39

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

I say make her head explode when she does the crotch chop

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:31

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

Schweinhund posted:

Jfc

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:37

megapuppy: Jun 21, 2006; Mastiff Logistics left my package in the rain

Why not?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:47

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

ethanol posted:

Jfc

i think you mean "Allahu Akbar"

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:49

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

megapuppy posted:

Why not?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:54

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Bert Roberge posted:

I unironically really like this cover:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRMHp7_kPec

For added fun, play Taylor Swift's version at the same time!

# ? Jan 29, 2015 18:56

Big Butt Skinner: Apr 16, 2005; Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

megapuppy posted:

Why not?

I have no understanding of why this made me laugh as hard as it did.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:16

buttcrackmenace: Nov 14, 2007; see its right there in the manual where it says; Grimey Drawer

Bert Roberge posted:

I'm the sneaky Obama insert

# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:42

Rexim: Jun 2, 2006; I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?

social vegan posted:

by the time i realized it wasn't funny i was in 2 deep

Where's this from?

# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:53

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Rexim posted:

Where's this from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWZGAExj-es

# ? Jan 29, 2015 19:57

Cantorsdust: Aug 10, 2008; Infinitely many points, but zero length.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

no

it has to be from a respected twitter personality with enough followers to make her take notice

richard...

it's time to call in a favor from @dril

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:32

odincode: Aug 12, 2010; People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

Schweinhund posted:

holy poo poo. :911:

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:37

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

Cantorsdust posted:

it's time to call in a favor from @dril

i say we target male demographics w/ dril and ladies w/ haha_what

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:51

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

holy mother of gold

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:52

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

i say we target male demographics w/ dril and ladies w/ haha_what

you'd make a good project manager

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:56

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

she would not

@bakkooonn would be the obvious choice

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:56

GrrrlSweatshirt: Jun 2, 2012

maybe we can get kanye on this that guy hates tayswift

# ? Jan 29, 2015 20:57

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

[quote="GrrrlSweatshirt post="440886439"]
maybe we can get kanye on this that guy hates tayswift
[/quote]

That might actually work. I bet that dude checks twitter like 40 times a day.

# ? Jan 29, 2015 21:00