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Brainwrong posted:People say McLaren are dull and corporate. But compared to that photo they are a world of fun and parties. Ferrari is the worst. The man without the tie would have been shot by Ron Dennis by now.
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Now listen here, blue cars with yellow on them have a long successful history in F1 and  ...never mind.
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Jan 30, 2015 19:07
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Vando posted:Now listen here, blue cars with yellow on them have a long successful history in F1 and   I know
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Jan 30, 2015 19:12
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hey guys back again how do i ride sebastian vettel's dick without being a tifosi? 
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Jan 30, 2015 19:33
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Gunter Schmidt was a shitlord.
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Shogunner posted:hey guys back again You can't. You either join us or switch driver allegiance to Maldonado.
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Human Grand Prix posted:Gunter Schmidt was a shitlord. He was and he also owned.
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poopzilla posted:That Ferrari looks like a winner. WDC # 2 for Kimi incoming. Yeah but who's going to actually win the title?
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Jan 30, 2015 19:52
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I thought that Stefan Johansson finished third for rial but he actually did that for Onyx, another forgotten late 80s F1 team. I'd take 39 cars trying to qualify for each race tbh
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Jan 30, 2015 19:52
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IceAgeComing posted:I thought that Stefan Johansson finished third for rial but he actually did that for Onyx, another forgotten late 80s F1 team. It was also done on one set of tires. Johansson was cool.
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Jan 30, 2015 19:54
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I'm mad that the Ferrari launch didn't include helmet shots.
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Jan 30, 2015 19:55
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Shogunner posted:hey guys back again We are all Tifosi, in a way.
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quote:You probably have to think about it like this - A high tempered Spaniard dates a hot Italian model. There is love at first sight and the sex is great, but as the years passes, both of them realizes that the relationship is going nowhere - they can't seem to make the girl pregnant and have a baby because of her medical reasons, the Spaniard tries his best, he goes for hours and hours in the bed till both of them fall asleep from exhaustion, he is really great at it, even if she is hard to manage and won't listen to what the guy wants, he still handles her nicely even if her other boyfriends struggles with that, but the baby still won't come. They got close two times to adopting a baby, but one German guy always got chosen by the adoption agency instead of them. In the end, the Spaniard gives the girl last chance, because she has got a new doctor (Allison), and he might help them, but it doesn't work as fast as Spaniard would want to, because he knows that the best years are going behind him very fast, and he really badly wants the god damned baby. They have a few small fights here and there which in the end lead to splitting up. The girlfriend stays with the nice but somewhat quiet Finnish guy with whom they already had a baby back in 2007, so they might try it again, but the Finnish guy is bored and invites his best friend to join them in three-some, and as it happens - it's the German who stole the previous two babies from Spaniard, but the girl forgives him because he is really nice as well and might give her another baby. After few months the girlfriend sees in her Facebook page how much good things the guy says about his new girlfriend and how he has always admired her, so she starts to poo poo talk her ex in front of her family and other friends. The end.
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Jan 30, 2015 19:56
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 Ferrari's new boss without his arm on Vettel's back but instead in his pocket. As an amateur psychologist, it's clear that Vettel has already been revealed internally to be a fraud and that signing him on was a massive loving mistake.  I've never seen Kimi smile that big for anything. Kimi Raikkonen, father of one.
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I have breaking news. It turns out that the fraud... was Fernando Alonso. http://www.grandprix247.com/2015/01/30/ex-ferrari-boss-says-alonso-not-a-good-test-driver/ quote:“Alonso is a great race driver,” he said, “but not a good test driver. Each year, when he shook the car down, he said everything was perfect, then after a few months he began complaining. A real champion is the one who is able to manage the team.” I think everyone in this thread owns Sebastian Vettel and Scuderia Ferrari an apology.
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Oooh poo poo, it turns out that Ferrari were poo poo BECAUSE of Alonso, not the other way around! What a revelation. Also I will be ecstatic if Kimi ends up being faster than Fettel.
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captainOrbital posted:Oooh poo poo, it turns out that Ferrari were poo poo BECAUSE of Alonso, not the other way around! What a revelation. I've looked up the advanced stats and it seems that Ferrari won 16 WCCs before they hired Fernando Alonso, and zero (0) after. The numbers do not lie and they are bad for the Spanish dope fraud.
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If Ferrari were looking for a true development driver and one who could bring them back to the winning path then they should've hired none other than Pastor Maldonado, after all, he was the man responsible for dragging Williams out of the gutter they were in and made them win a race once again after a 20 year drought.
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Vando posted:Now listen here, blue cars with yellow on them have a long successful history in F1 and 
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El Hefe posted:If Ferrari were looking for a true development driver and one who could bring them back to the winning path then they should've hired none other than Pastor Maldonado, after all, he was the man responsible for dragging Williams out of the gutter they were in and made them win a race once again after a 20 year drought. 
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Jan 30, 2015 20:32
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The engine so bad Alfa took their name off it.
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Generator posted:Woo, a non silver/black car! What the gently caress is this poo poo?
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keevo posted:Ferrari's car was just unveiled. More sponsors than McLaren and Sauber. I can't tell if it's just the picture or not but it looks like it has a really short wheelbase. As a non Ferrari fan, I did genuinely liked last years car sans dick nose. This years is just plain loving ugly.
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gret posted:I can just imagine Ron Dennis's face turning progressive more and more red as his body shakes with rage while staring at that wrinkled fire suit. ^ That is perfect and I can picture it gloriously in my mind. El Hefe posted:Vettel at ferrari just looks wrong He looks like he just put on a "big boy race suit" for the first time and it doesn't fit him. The McLaren isn't awful, but is extremely disappointing considering it could have brought back a cool historic look. The Merc is boring and I don't even mind the green but I think they did id in an ugly way here. The Sauber really isn't that bad, and at least it's different, and easy to spot on track. The Ferarri is pretty decent looking. I like the black. The FI isn't too bad either, aside from being another boring silver-black-STRIPE-FOR-EXCITEMENT car.
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El Hefe posted:Vettel at ferrari just looks wrong I am going to laugh so hard as Kimi routinely and consistently out performs Finger Boy, it would be just... so perfect.
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CratSock posted:The McLaren isn't awful, but is extremely disappointing considering it could have brought back a cool historic look. Don't forget that the McLaren is only doing a testing livery! They're not backpedaling; they're just getting their real livery together now.
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captainOrbital posted:Don't forget that the McLaren is only doing a testing livery! They're not backpedaling; they're just getting their real livery together now. i don't think this is actually true
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:What the gently caress is this poo poo? Did Marcus Ericsson bring on IKEA as a sponsor?
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IIRC they're gonna use a different livery for the first test, but the one they showed yesterday is the one they're gonna use for the races (at least until even more sponsors drop them LMAO). EDIT: I'm talking about McLaren
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:I am going to laugh so hard as Kimi routinely and consistently out performs Finger Boy, it would be just... so perfect. You don't think Vettel the Fraud would demand that the car be designed around him?
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keevo posted:You don't think Vettel the Fraud would demand that the car be designed around him? You think Ferrari are capable of reliably doing that?
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BOLD PREDICTION for the 2015 WDC table: 1. Sebastian Vettel 2. Pastor Maldonado 3. Kimi Räikkönen
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:I am going to laugh so hard as Kimi routinely and consistently out performs Finger Boy, it would be just... so perfect. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. "Don't tell me what to do with my ice cream, I know what I am doing, going for a poo poo!" That's Kimi's F1 legacy. A string of lovely catchphrases. Whereas Vettel has massive legacy-cock, off which hangs four (plastic) WDC trophies with plenty of room left to hang more.
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It's going to be a hell of a battle imo. I wish both of them could win the WDC!
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RALF posted:IIRC they're gonna use a different livery for the first test, but the one they showed yesterday is the one they're gonna use for the races (at least until even more sponsors drop them LMAO). this isn't loving reddit guys none of this poo poo is true
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