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Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

priznat posted:

.. I don't follow?


It's obvious. They make the "Golf" and he'd like to "drive" his "balls" into her "bunker"

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JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
polo

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Brainwrong posted:

It's obvious. They make the "Golf" and he'd like to "drive" his "balls" into her "bunker"

oh.. OHHHH.. Ok that makes sense then. German companies are well known for their humourous puns and whatnot.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
I am staying well out of this bout of Myrddin probabtion jokes, if you know what I mean fellas :smug:

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

This thread is loving retarded.


And I know a thing or two about being a retard. :smaug:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

thegasman2000 posted:

The wrong shade of blue?:fuckoff:
It wasn't the official F1 standard that-one-shade-of-dark-blue, you see.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

poopzilla posted:

This thread is loving retarded.


And I know a thing or two about being a retard. :smaug:

To be fair this thread is relatively tame compared to what it was a few years ago.
However as a a person who is wont to be a retard himself at given opportunities I do appreciate and relate to the tardiness of the current thread.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

To be fair this thread is relatively tame compared to what it was a few years ago.
However as a a person who is wont to be a retard himself at given opportunities I do appreciate and relate to the tardiness of the current thread.

As a retard with a decade of poo poo posting in far worse F1 threads in SAS than this I can confirm this thread is a veritable pleasure boat of civility.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

poopzilla posted:

And I know a thing or two about being a retard. :smaug:

We all do, we are F1 fans.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Monisha Kaltenborn, I would stir her curry, if you know what i mean fellas?

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer
Ron Dennis, I would redecorate his home if you know what I mean fellas?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

RALF posted:

Ron Dennis, I would redecorate his home if you know what I mean fellas?
No I don't

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
id mismatch his tiles

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Fumble posted:

Monisha Kaltenborn, I would stir her curry, if you know what i mean fellas?

She's swiss dumbass. The proper innuendo is warm her fondue

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
I just checked and she is not swiss but I still like the joke

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
Ferrari targeting a massive 2 race wins for the season. How the mighty have fallen :(

jammyozzy
Dec 7, 2006

Is that a challenge?

AgentJotun posted:

Ferrari targeting a massive 2 race wins for the season. How the mighty have fallen :(

This is literally their average number of wins in the last 6 seasons.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
so they should be aiming for 1

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
You know what kind of people set average as their target? Losers

Daveh
Jan 18, 2005

You know what? You know what you're putting into our bodies? Death! Delicious, strawberry-flavored death!
The McLaren trucks arrived at Jerez without any branding/livery. An indication that the launch livery is not the race livery?

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Clearly they've run out of money with no sponsors and they're going the way of Marussia and Caterham

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Branding is for people who set targets of two wins in a season i.e. losers.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
The only way for Ron to get the paintjobs perfectly symmetrical is to have 0 sponsors

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014



McLaren's goal is to lose two races this season.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Ferrari will win two things this season: The WDC and WCC!

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.


Is it from this year? Is it from 2012? Is it from 2010?

Who knows??

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Well, that certainly is an F1 car.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Having Nova Chemicals next to the cockpit is redundant, they already have a toxic driver.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


if i became a billionaire overnight literally the first thing i would do is buy toro rosso and bring back minardi

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

be nice wicka posted:

if i became a billionaire overnight literally the first thing i would do is buy toro rosso and bring back minardi

And put Stoddart in charge too. He was brilliant/awful/insane.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


felipe nasr doesn't suck

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

be nice wicka posted:

felipe nasr doesn't suck



Thassa good helmet.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Maybe, just maybe we'll get out of the era of overly complicated helmets

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

Hello! I see you.


HJB posted:

Having Nova Chemicals next to the cockpit is redundant, they already have a toxic driver.
I actually couldn't remember who Toro Rosso's non-Verstappen driver was, had to look it up.

Carlos Sainz's dad was cool when he rolled his Celica a million times in Australia way back when.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

Brainwrong posted:



Is it from this year? Is it from 2012? Is it from 2010?

Who knows??
The F1 thread hates:
  • cars without sponsors
  • cars with sponsors

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I hate all cars from the False Scud.

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

Well that toro rosso certainly looks... exactly the same as it has for the past X years :stare:

Average Lettuce
Oct 22, 2012


I like the shape of the nose.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Doc Morbid posted:

I actually couldn't remember who Toro Rosso's non-Verstappen driver was, had to look it up.

Carlos Sainz's dad was cool when he rolled his Celica a million times in Australia way back when.

I have every hope for Sainz. Hope that's he's as entertaining as Maldonado at least.

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

The F1 thread hates:
  • cars without sponsors
  • cars with sponsors

They are sponsoring themselves tbh

That's like if McLaren decided to have a huge McLaren logo on their sidepods doesn't really makes it a sponsor

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