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let' s talk about elves. they are like hu,ans but prettier. but dpes ot have to be that way? ar ethere ugly elves. i'd like to se idffernet elve tell me about your faovurite elves some background: i ju st cmploeted adegree in graphics design and i can't get a loving job. sit atahome al day thinkibgn about elve. masturbaitng to elves./ pretending i am the elf.; somteimes i climb up on the roof oajd do the elf dance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyRjb1SkuOI
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Donkey Kong could murder basically any elf.
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elves have long ears
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PaletteSwappedNinja posted:Donkey Kong could murder basically any elf.
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Ottumon posted:elves have long ears
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The Elder Scrolls high elves are fugly as sin.
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i see some fucker irl loks like an elf, i knw that'sthe fuckingend. he's going to ruiin m day. poo poo right in his OPEN MOUTH
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Avshalom posted:so fuckibng true??? they haven't done a singlr thignt o earn them. uou know what/ gently caress ELVES. gently caress them theyre gay
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YEAH
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Four was right.
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not all who daydrink are lost not all that is posted is gold
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it's 1:20am where i am acutlay and i never post gpd thigns even wheni 'm osber so gently caress it
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It's ok boss, as one of the many resident drunk posters of TFF, I can say I understand. Without condemning and without condoning... I understand.
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You're not drunk you are just a great pretender.
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like enveutally you ksit give up and ut's likem goons are goigno say it's poo poo no matte rwhat, so???? mnight as wlel JUST POST fuckinghate elves though
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it's not daytime drinking if you're still drunk from the night before and haven't stopped!!
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it;sfucking 1:33am you sluts
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Elves are terrible. The only acceptable elves are dark elves/drow/dunmer. But then again, most of the time they try too hard to be edgy.
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elves up inside ya finding an entrance where they can boring through your mind and your tummy and your anus
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it's spelled elfs, gently caress tolkein
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future alien civilizations will discover the ruins of earth and decide that elves were so prevalent that they were just another ethnic group
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This is like those posts on tumblr where people pretend to be triggered BY....TtyyyyyyPppINNGN...LIKE....THIDSSSS. Literally shaking right now.
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Michaellaneous posted:This is like those posts on tumblr where people pretend to be triggered BY....TtyyyyyyPppINNGN...LIKE....THIDSSSS.
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yo u a fukken elf, homie
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Not a big elf fan to be honest.
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Elves can be cool, or not cool. It's all a matter of perspective. For example, elves that live in trees are not cool, to me, but the Atlantis elves from Warhammer Fantasy are cool to me. Just a thought.
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what do elf farts smell like
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Dwarves are where it's at.
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Space Bat posted:Elves can be cool, or not cool. It's all a matter of perspective. For example, elves that live in trees are not cool, to me, but the Atlantis elves from Warhammer Fantasy are cool to me. Just a thought. same except the opposite, elves who are wild men of the woods are cool but elves that live in cities which are just human cities except cleaner and more enlightened and more beautiful are lame imo it's important to live in a world with lots of perspectives, and respect the ones of others
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I want to gently caress Link
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I liked murdering elves in The Witcher, it was fun.
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Elf boners
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*raises glass* for your elf.
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The worst elves were in the Suikoden series.
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Liquid Penguins posted:I want to gently caress Link ![]()
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Is there any fiction where elves are just really paper thin stand ins for nazis? Because that's what I see when I look at em. Buncha svelte blondies looking down their nose at everyone else, the "fairest race", who are so hypothetically superior yet consistently need humans and dwarves to bail their rear end out of the frying pan the fact that they're an oppressed minority in dragon age is just one reason that setting's dumb as poo poo
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aren't elves like the black people of middle earth
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OnimaruXLR posted:Is there any fiction where elves are just really paper thin stand ins for nazis? They're like that in the Elder scrolls, the High Elves anyway. Elf supremacists
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ropa posted:aren't elves like the black people of middle earth Nah elves are like the biggest whiteys there ever were. They even sail to America at the end.
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