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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

beanieson posted:

you son of a bitch

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


http://futurezine.storenvy.com/products/10507797-son-of-a-bitch-patch

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5bYDhZBFLA

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


i bought some of these to give to my black friends

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I think that maybe 2 people on this island know what a turn signal is.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
They just wanna passive-aggressively gently caress with a haole, bro

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus



french milf

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO8PA7ZnHf0

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Just moved to an awesome place byt can't have a dog or cat. Seriously considering a sugar glider, chinchilla, or ferret

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Just moved to an awesome place byt can't have a dog or cat. Seriously considering a sugar glider, chinchilla, or ferret

ferrets are awesome to play with but not own. Same can be said about sugar gliders.

Chinchillas are neat, but chicks may not think your giant cuddly mouse is as adorable as you think it is.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Just moved to an awesome place byt can't have a dog or cat. Seriously considering a sugar glider, chinchilla, or ferret

Ferrits smell bad. Even doctored ones.

Chinchillas have to be owned in pairs.

I don't know about sugar gliders.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Master Bateman posted:

I think that maybe 2 people on this island know what a turn signal is.

When I lived out in Hawaii one of my friends stopped in for a port call from Japan. He had never been to Hawaii and was in a cab en route to my place. The driver asked him if he knew what aloha was. He responded that it was like shalom and just meant hello and goodbye. The driver said "nah aloha means don't be a dick. Watch!" Then the driver cut across three lanes of traffic on 92. He said "see that guy let me over. He has aloha."

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

where's the aussie guy? if you're lurking bro why doesn't everyone from everywhere move to coolangatta

i just spent a week there and my mind is blown

drunk as gently caress but the COL + real estate is insane (ly good) in aus, at least compared to here

i mean we can get a two bedroom that may or may not leak (north shore, auckland) for 650-750k or a very nice 5br with a pool over there for similar (specifically looking into bilambil heights and banora point)

5 year plan is in shambles since the holiday, your piss is expensive but i can live with that

asses > tits but both are rad

ty

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I could see sugar gliders becoming a pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSL0vtRrTYk

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Make you your pet

Nurture you

Take you out for walks

Namaste

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/01/combat-artist-fired-for-drawing-too-much-penis/

combat artist fired for drawing too much penis

Should one of us tell them?

We could send a complimentary copy perhaps

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

My sourdough culture is my pet. Its name is "Gringopan"

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


I'm too like tall and gangly i'd step on one. I'll take one awkward step and end up kicking the wii u controller/charger halfway across the apartment on accident. I don't want to know what I'd do to a tiny pet filled with things like blood and organs.

the ol pump-n-bump
Jul 27, 2004

by Smythe
sugargliders are noturnal and make all sorts of loud boops and hisses at night plus they leave piss everywhere..all 3 of those animals have no respect for making GBS threads in proper spots

Tearsaslube
Jan 5, 2015

by XyloJW
See you guys around. Its been fun.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
If you are forced to clean up your pet's piss and poo poo for their entire life, that's a really retarded pet to get.

Seriously that's what hospice is for and I'm not hospice.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Think about the logic of having cats real quick.

You have a best friend or a girlfriend or a wife or whatever. Someone you love. Someone you would die for. You know what? You probably still wouldn't clean their piss or poo poo up for any sort of lengthy time.

Now a cat. A piece of poo poo cat that thinks you're nothing but a servant to them. You would trade your cat for the life of the person mentioned above. They offer you nothing in return except a filthy loving litter box and cat hair every loving where. You would clean up your cats piss and poo poo several times a week for 15-20 years? gently caress that noise.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Cole posted:

If you are forced to clean up your pet's piss and poo poo for their entire life, that's a really retarded pet to get.

Seriously that's what hospice is for and I'm not hospice.

Every pet shits, hth.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Stultus Maximus posted:

Every pet shits, hth.

Monty shits in a huge yard and I never have to deal with it hth

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You must have a gross yard if you never pick the poo poo out of it.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Cole posted:

Monty shits in a huge yard and I never have to deal with it hth


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You must have a gross yard if you never pick the poo poo out of it.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Click Beelay posted:

where's the aussie guy? if you're lurking bro why doesn't everyone from everywhere move to coolangatta

i just spent a week there and my mind is blown

drunk as gently caress but the COL + real estate is insane (ly good) in aus, at least compared to here

i mean we can get a two bedroom that may or may not leak (north shore, auckland) for 650-750k or a very nice 5br with a pool over there for similar (specifically looking into bilambil heights and banora point)

5 year plan is in shambles since the holiday, your piss is expensive but i can live with that

asses > tits but both are rad

ty

I agree with this post, gently caress Auckland forever

I'm on the shore as well, if/when I buy it'll be in one of the smaller cities. Only reason I can get away with that is because I work at sea

Kill all nobles etc

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You must have a gross yard if you never pick the poo poo out of it.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Watch out for land mines

E: think about it I'm from an area of Tampa, Florida with a lot of lawn services type people (Mexicans) and that poo poo goes for dirt cheap and what do you think they'll do for an extra $15.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

One of the captains who used to work in my office paid a neighbor's kid on base 5 cents to pick up dog poo poo out of his yard that was absolutely covered in it

Also apparently he used his little from Big Brothers Big Sisters for hard labor

What I'm saying is that the guy was a true titan of industry

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V04eZypASi4

the japan.jpg thread has some gems

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
How dare you.



edit: modz plz change my name 2 OZYMANDICKASS

Victor Vermis fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Jan 31, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ahahahahaha

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:vince:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Victor Vermis posted:

How dare you.



edit: modz plz change my name 2 OZYMANDICKASS

If this is a serious request I can make it happen.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

If this is a serious request I can make it happen.

Even if he's not serious you should do it for the rest of us

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

beanieson posted:

Even if he's not serious you should do it for the rest of us

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Yeah come on, how is that even a question

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