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RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer

El Hefe posted:

They are sponsoring themselves tbh

That's like if McLaren decided to have a huge McLaren logo on their sidepods doesn't really makes it a sponsor

I kinda liked it when Mika Häkkinen and David Coulthard sponsored McLaren

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IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

RALF posted:

I kinda liked it when Mika Häkkinen and David Coulthard sponsored McLaren

bloody ridebuyers

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brainwrong posted:

And put Stoddart in charge too. He was brilliant/awful/insane.

Ah yes, Paul "I don't want to spend any money at all in Formula One to win, everyone else should spend less instead" Stoddart. It's a good thing that Australians aren't well-known whingers or else we would have accidentally just mentally tuned out his complaints like we do with most Australians.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Daveh posted:

The McLaren trucks arrived at Jerez without any branding/livery. An indication that the launch livery is not the race livery?



DHL best (de)livery.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Daveh posted:

The McLaren trucks arrived at Jerez without any branding/livery. An indication that the launch livery is not the race livery?



No livery? what are you talking about?

I see silver and black with a red stripe.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
its not red its maclamsen (safety) orange.

It is literally the maclarstien livery

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Dubs posted:

its not red its maclamsen (safety) orange.

It is literally the maclarstien livery

i really, really like this post

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Kilmers Elbow posted:

DHL best (de)livery.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Kilmers Elbow posted:

DHL best (de)livery.

That's actually the Haas racing entry. :ssh:

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
McLaren is really good, or really bad, depending on perspective.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


But boring either way

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
It's almost 3 years now that we were robbed of Kubica.

RIP

The Sweet Hereafter
Jan 11, 2010

Tsaedje posted:

Clearly they've run out of money with no sponsors and they're going the way of Marussia and Caterham

I can absolutely see McLaren going the way of original Lotus or Brabham or any of the once great teams that just withered and died. Mainly because Ron's style of management is incredibly loving tedious and he doesn't seem to really be cutting the mustard any more.

enri posted:

Well that toro rosso certainly looks... exactly the same as it has for the past X years :stare:

Apart from the one that was actually a Red Bull they have pretty uch all looked the same. The only way I would know that was a 2015 car is from the slight protuberance at the front.

I don't hate it though. In fact I'm pretty happy with the looks of all this year's cars so far. Nobody has had a particularly interesting new livery since the first Force Indias, at least that Sauber adds a bit of colour to the grid.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I gotta add that Brabham wasn't Brabham after '87 and Lotus died when Senna left.

The Sweet Hereafter
Jan 11, 2010
I'm tempted to say McLaren died when Senna left too. They've had highlights since then, Hakkinen did great work for them and of course Hamilton won the WDC too. But aside from those two exceptional drivers briefly making the most of their cars, McLaren have done more than any other team in the last twenty years to throw away their opportunities and slowly decline towards the midfield.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

The Sweet Hereafter posted:

I can absolutely see McLaren going the way of original Lotus or Brabham or any of the once great teams that just withered and died. Mainly because Ron's style of management is incredibly loving tedious and he doesn't seem to really be cutting the mustard any more.

Martin Whitmarsh must be rolling over in his grave

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


The Sweet Hereafter posted:

I'm tempted to say McLaren died when Senna left too. They've had highlights since then, Hakkinen did great work for them and of course Hamilton won the WDC too. But aside from those two exceptional drivers briefly making the most of their cars, McLaren have done more than any other team in the last twenty years to throw away their opportunities and slowly decline towards the midfield.

They were the only ones taking it to Red Bull in... I want to say 2011

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
Speaking of no sponsors:

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Dumb Username posted:

Speaking of no sponsors:


That's the best thing Red Bull have done since sacking Webber.

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

Dumb Username posted:

Speaking of no sponsors:


Is that their real livery or just something they cooked up for a photoshoot?

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.

Triple A posted:

Is that their real livery or just something they cooked up for a photoshoot?

No, it's far too cool for their real livery.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Dumb Username posted:

Speaking of no sponsors:


Supposedly only a testing livery, but that is sexy as hell.

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Dumb Username posted:

Speaking of no sponsors:


I like it. A bit of a Maori look to it.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Real

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Do you think it's deliberate obfuscation so the other teams can't see all of Newey's illegal wings until the first race?

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Everything is always deliberate.

Falken
Jan 26, 2004

Do you feel like a hero yet?
It is called dazzle camo. Used by ships in WW1 and car manufacturers today. It is to hide detail and lines.

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

Falken posted:

It is called dazzle camo. Used by ships in WW1 For the past 100 years and car manufacturers today. It is to hide detail and lines.

Its still used on some ships today, and also been used in a way on tanks, hell think there have even been tests on using it on planes.

RALF
Mar 15, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Falken posted:

It is called dazzle camo. Used by ships in WW1 and car manufacturers today. It is to hide detail and lines.

Wouldn't it be even more effective if the whole car was asphalt colored (serious but stupid question)?

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009




Also :laffo: at Bernie/F1.com for having disabled right-click - is this the early 00's?


Teams are sharing HQ pics they want to spread around.

But first let me take a #selfie.







Team Sweden/IKEA


Autosport posted:

08:48 It's still very cold here in Jerez. Air temperature a little over 5C now, while the track temperature has yet to top 10C.

HQ pics of this years Merc


Hope you don't mind me image spamming.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

McLaren-Honda details:

@McLarenF1 posted:

New livery, new name above the door. Check out that sparkle.

@JamesGallowayF1 posted:

The first overtake of 2015 as Ferrari new boy Seb Vettel beats Merc's Nico Rosberg out for the first lap of the year

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Autosport posted:

First red flag of #F1 2015 caused by Ericsson's Sauber. AUTOSPORT Live Jerez test coverage: http://live.autosport.com/commentary.php/id/813

:sweden:




@GrandPrixDiary posted:

The camouflaged Red Bull is off the track at turn four. Red flag and big delay as the marshals can't find it.


"McLaren engineer-watch: Andrea Stella will be Alonso's race engineer this season but is not in Jerez pending release from Ferrari contract."
- Ted Kravitz

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
The dazzle-camo would make for one :krad: livery if they add some color to it.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Has the Red Bull caught fire yet?

AgentJotun
Nov 1, 2007
Wow Newey claiming Redbull are only expecting a couple of wins for the season. Shows how much better the Merc engines are when the guys who have been smashing everyone for years aren't even expecting a championship run.

gently caress this engine formula :(

Edit - 09:15 Rosberg improves again on his next lap. He's beaten the best time of the entire four-day Jerez test last year (Kevin Magnussen's 1m23.276s) by 0.170s in just 11 laps... Meanwhile Sainz is now off the mark - third fastest on a 1m26.081s.


...oh great! :smithicide:

AgentJotun fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Feb 1, 2015

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

AgentJotun posted:

Wow Newey claiming Redbull are only expecting a couple of wins for the season. Shows how much better the Merc engines are when the guys who have been smashing everyone for years aren't even expecting a championship run.

gently caress this engine formula :(

Yes, gently caress it for giving us a largely similar domination pattern to the previous regs.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

They got 3 last year with a Renault engine that was considerably more garbage than this year's will be and with one fewer Mercedes team to race.

He's taking the piss out of Ferrari I suspect.

El Hefe posted:

They are sponsoring themselves tbh

That's like if McLaren decided to have a huge McLaren logo on their sidepods doesn't really makes it a sponsor

To be fair, ignore the Red Bull logo on the STR, still more sponsors than McLaren.

Brainwrong posted:

And put Stoddart in charge too. He was brilliant/awful/insane.

Stoddy was the last of a breed to be honest. He'd have fitted right in late 70s/early 80s.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Dumb Username posted:

Speaking of no sponsors:


They promoted a criminal descendant to lead driver and brought in a guy backed by the Russian Mafia. Why are we surprised the car is covered in prison tattoos?

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Panorama from Jerez by Satan Santander.


Vettel fingering his phone.





Alonso showed up.


And got onto the track


:sweden: causing a red flag earlier

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Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

Video of Alonso on track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMncajES68
Edit: exiting box.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxkhAPGP110

Carlos Sainz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9YIWUfcNQ

Vettel getting out of the box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy0QiT6O6hU

Stellar Curiosity fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Feb 1, 2015

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