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Avshalom posted:I spread my labia. All six are thin and supple, layered like a dancer's skirts, the colour of cherries in summertime. Within them lies my vagina. It is a fertile paradise that stretches from the delta of my taint to the high alpine peak of my clitoris. Extending my compound eyes to get a better look at you, I begin to gyrate my luscious hips. They swivel with a feline grace, my pointy little toothpick of a penis swinging around and around with the motion. My huge breasts bounce. My anus leers from beneath the translucent shield of its protective membrane. Now my cooch is slick with lust, my intimate womanly hollows crying out for you to fill them; their voices are like distant seagulls, reedy and raucous. From the curve of my breastbone to the very tip of my needle dick, I am coated in a sensuous pelt of coarse, bearlike hair. I whisper your name seductively, loving the feel of it on my tongue. My scrotum cracks its knuckles. The time has come. We must have sex. The town is a peaceful hypersexual paradise, where all wish to embrace the ghost love of Ariel Sharon, but it has now been invaded by some very UNSEXY interlopers! Can the town hunt them down and help them reach a sexual awakening, or will it fall to an orgy of paranoia, with clusters of breasts turning upon their own sisters? Okay guys, this is going to be an all-vanilla game and hopefully I can figure out how to not gently caress up everything in votefinder. Sign up below! Once I get a fair number of people I'll just pick some appropriate-sounding amount to be scum, and you can all have at it. Note: if you are not an Auspol regular you will probably get turbolynched or end up way behind from being in the wrong time zone, but sign up if you want to anyway I guess.  To make things interesting, I propose that the losing team should find some volunteer to gift Avshalom an unban gift cert once the game is finished. She'll use it eventually! Proposed day/night schedule: PERTH TIME: 5 AM - 6 PM BRISBANE TIME: 7 AM - 8 PM REAL CITIES TIME: 8 AM - 9 PM CHICAGO BULLS TIME: 3 PM - 4 AM Players so far:
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ground floor i'm in
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Feb 2, 2015 02:20
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Innnnn
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Feb 2, 2015 02:21
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god yes
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I'm not a regular but I'm gonna play anyway if that's okay.
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I am in.
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I'm in - full day one disclosure- not going to be available all day Thursday due to workythings
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I am in. I hosed up last game and went silent on account of poor planning on my part plus even less in the way of mobile data coverage than originally suspected, but am going nowhere this time around.
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Small Keating posted:I am in. I hosed up last game and went silent on account of poor planning on my part plus even less in the way of mobile data coverage than originally suspected, but am going nowhere this time around. ##vote Small Keating
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Small Keating posted:I am in. I hosed up last game and went silent on account of poor planning on my part plus even less in the way of mobile data coverage than originally suspected, but am going nowhere this time around. can you please submit your events calendar for the next 7 days for our approval? thanks.
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I am in
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Feb 2, 2015 02:40
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my breasts
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Feb 2, 2015 02:45
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Matthew Beet posted:can you please submit your events calendar for the next 7 days for our approval? Mafia, forever.
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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the timeframes for the days, does this sound all right to everybody? I was thinking of having them run a tad longer than 12 hours, cause I want to start early while I'm reading the forums anyway over breakfast. PERTH TIME: 5 AM - 6 PM BRISBANE TIME: 7 AM - 8 PM REAL CITIES TIME: 8 AM - 9 PM
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Feb 2, 2015 02:58
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Bifauxnen posted:Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the timeframes for the days, does this sound all right to everybody? I was thinking of having them run a tad longer than 12 hours, cause I want to start early while I'm reading the forums anyway over breakfast. what's that in, uh, CST
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everythingWasBees posted:what's that in, uh, CST CHICAGO BULLS TIME: 3 PM - 4 AM
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everythingWasBees posted:what's that in, uh, CST hosed if I know, but if it helps, Brisbane Time is UTC+10 (real cities time is currently subject to daylight savings and harder to convert) edit: nvm
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Feb 2, 2015 03:10
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Sorry Bif but I have to withdraw - just got word that work is going to be crazy this week so I won't have a chance to post at all during the day.
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Bifauxnen posted:Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the timeframes for the days, does this sound all right to everybody? I was thinking of having them run a tad longer than 12 hours, cause I want to start early while I'm reading the forums anyway over breakfast. sounds good updog
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Feb 2, 2015 04:07
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Can I please join?
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Bifauxnen posted:CHICAGO BULLS TIME: 3 PM - 4 AM oh yeah that works
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Matthew Beet posted:sounds good updog What
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You in updog?
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Feb 2, 2015 04:38
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nah sitting this one outdog
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Feb 2, 2015 04:41
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Ironic Sex Tourist posted:nah sitting this one outdog Fair enoughdog.
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updog
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Feb 2, 2015 04:53
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I'll give it a go. Read the last two threads, so I've got an idea. But no magical roles for me, like on st swithins day between 2-3 you can whimsy.
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BCR posted:I'll give it a go. Read the last two threads, so I've got an idea. But no magical roles for me, like on st swithins day between 2-3 you can whimsy. nah it's pretty vanilla i think
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Good stuff then. 
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Feb 2, 2015 04:55
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Yeah, no special roles whatsoever, all the bells and whistles will come from the flavor text. Please use your powers of imagination, and remember that the brain is the largest sexual organ.
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Feb 2, 2015 04:58
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Bifauxnen posted:Yeah, no special roles whatsoever, all the bells and whistles will come from the flavor text. Please use your powers of imagination, and remember that the brain is the largest sexual organ. Yours might be.. 
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Feb 2, 2015 05:22
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In, so long as my role is labia. Because why change a winning formula
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Avshalom will be co-modding rather than playing, and the flavor text is coming along swimmingly. I think we'll spend tomorrow finishing up the prep work and seeing if anyone else wants in, then we'll start up all officially on Wednesday morning! (or Tuesday afternoon for the Yanks) I suspect Harold Krell will be abstaining for reasons of sexual depravity.
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tithin posted:In, so long as my role is labia. You should play a role you're familiar with though .
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Feb 2, 2015 10:46
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I'm uh, gonna pike. I'd like to play, but poo poo that happens during the week is bad for me.
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tithin posted:I'm uh, gonna pike. I'd like to play, but poo poo that happens during the week is bad for me. Matthew Beet posted:You should play a role you're familiar with though . well we can count tithin out of all future sex themed games
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haha holy poo poo beet
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