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whoflungpoop posted:Sure! I love dogs, i used to have a pair of chihuahuas but my ex took Piddles and Quiver with him, along with our gundam action figure collection and a heavily stained futon hmmmm so far so good what's your opinion on Grimes or Mac DeMarco
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hey goonettes/post-op troons  i'm Gatkeeeper and I'm looking for the best love. I'm four cubits tall and I don't own a scale but I'm definitely under 250 stone or quid or whatever. I have eyes so green that Lo Pan tried to gently caress me and I've got the facial features of Joaquim Phoenix only without the hairlip (turns out you have to be born with one). I am interested in painting pictures of cups of coffee and slices of pie and I haven't played a video game in over a decade. I read Anne Rice books but skip over the really fruity parts. PM me for pictures of my dick (specify in PM if you want flaccid or erect pics or I'll go with flaccid by default) and pictures of the really nice facial hair i've been cultivating for the last month or so. Looking forward to hearing from you lucky ladies/technically ladies  
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Quickscope420dad posted:What happened last time with a parody thread people took it waaay too seriously. like waaay waaay
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Feb 3, 2015 18:35
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ISO hot fun cool girl WPUW (will put up with) 25% crazy or less i dont do first dates though so we must skip directly to the second
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Feb 3, 2015 18:38
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Decebal posted:hmmmm so far so good you seem cool, maybe i could stop by someday after the chicken shack closes and we can watch a movie and make out until i realize i've forgot my tampon and left a big ladysplat on your couch
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Feb 3, 2015 18:50
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Claven666 posted:people took it waaay too seriously. like waaay waaay no way
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Feb 3, 2015 18:52
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I'm 6'2" and I don't mind spending long periods of time performing cunnilingus hit me up laaaaaaadies
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Feb 3, 2015 18:57
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hello my name is Carlos slime and I am 6 feet 4 inches tall............. and still growing!
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Feb 3, 2015 18:59
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6'2" slender goon looking for goongal whos into anime and giant robots. no blacks plz. not racist.
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Quickscope420dad posted:no way way.
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DaveSplitter posted:6'2" slender goon looking for goongal whos into anime and giant robots. no blacks plz. not racist. Blacks are okay with me so long as you don't have the herpes and don't you tell me you between outbreaks, Shaniqua, I know that rear end be lying.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:03
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Rambling Robot posted:My labia is several inches long. Hot!
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Feb 3, 2015 19:07
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The last few months I keep getting to the point where I can sleep with a girl but instead I just bail, go home and read the forums What I'm saying is, you're the only girl for me, goons
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Feb 3, 2015 19:08
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I'll put out after like 4 drinks if you are mildly attractive. 
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Feb 3, 2015 19:17
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sexy bitch here brown eyes brown hair yeah i got a little more to love IF THAT IS A PROBLEM WITH YOU DO NOT MESSAGE ME I MEAN IT i want a real man who can appreciate a woman with curves REAL MEN ONLY I AM TIRED OF BOYS must have abs well hung white and latino only pls
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Feb 3, 2015 19:20
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subhuman filth posted:sexy bitch here brown eyes brown hair yeah i got a little more to love IF THAT IS A PROBLEM WITH YOU DO NOT MESSAGE ME I MEAN IT i want a real man who can appreciate a woman with curves REAL MEN ONLY I AM TIRED OF BOYS must have abs well hung white and latino only pls you forgot the eight kids for whom she lives her entire life and if you ain't down with that don't message me
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Feb 3, 2015 19:24
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My cock is very hairy. And when I say my cock, I don't mean my balls. I mean my actual cock. The entire shaft from tip to base is coated with thick lustrous hair. It's like a french tickler condom but natural. Speaking of condoms, I never use them and refuse to do so so you better be on the pill. Doubly so because my cum is extra potent and I refuse to allow abortions. I don't believe in toilet paper or soap. I hope that's not a problem. I have 6 cats. I insist you address each of them by name. They are my children and I will not be disrespected.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:25
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I doubt anyone wants to date me.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:30
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psyopmonkey posted:I doubt anyone wants to date me. I don't.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:31
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Three Olives posted:I don't. Good. Im not into chubby gays.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:32
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psyopmonkey posted:I doubt anyone wants to date me. depends on how you look these days. maybe an up to date picture will help
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Feb 3, 2015 19:33
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Decebal posted:depends on how you look these days. See pyf selflie megathread...
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Feb 3, 2015 19:34
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psyopmonkey posted:Good. Im not into chubby gays. Twinks or GTFO
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Feb 3, 2015 19:36
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no dont there are actually attractive goons in there and makes me feel funny
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Feb 3, 2015 19:36
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psyopmonkey posted:Jerk detected! This user is on your ignore list, click to view post anyway Not only do we not want to date you, we don't want to read your posts
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Feb 3, 2015 19:36
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1gnoirents posted:no dont there are actually attractive goons in there and makes me feel funny is psyop one of them ?
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Feb 3, 2015 19:37
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Waltzing Along posted:Not only do we not want to date you, we don't want to read your posts Lol, whiny babys first ignore list.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:38
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Decebal posted:is psyop one of them ? Sorta.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:38
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whoflungpoop posted:you seem cool, maybe i could stop by someday after the chicken shack closes and we can watch a movie and make out until i realize i've forgot my tampon and left a big ladysplat on your couch luckily for you I've got a bunch of diva cups in my kitchen junk drawer so no need to end our date so soon and every stain tells a story, the upholstery of my couch is like a tapestry of my life story told in fluids so there'd be no hard feelings about the smelly splatterI mean my pug would have the really gross parts cleaned up in seconds anyway
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Feb 3, 2015 19:38
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psyopmonkey posted:See pyf selflie megathread... I just posted so PYF selfie should have an influx of psyopmonkey selfies to counteract. I'm better looking that psyopmonkey
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Feb 3, 2015 19:45
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I wanted this to be real. I'll be back for the next one...
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Feb 3, 2015 19:47
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Three Olives posted:I just posted so PYF selfie should have an influx of psyopmonkey selfies to counteract. Its like Tranny Apples and fat gay Oranges.  Heres a nickle kid, come back when you have an 8pack.
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Feb 3, 2015 19:49
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my ideal woman must not have a car or a job, and must be completely reliant on me for literally everything in their lives. Not speaking English is a plus but not required
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Feb 3, 2015 20:09
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I will only date a busty woman with strong flames and owns
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Feb 3, 2015 20:11
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sexy young infidel posted:I will only date a busty woman with strong flames and owns Sup
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Feb 3, 2015 20:12
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wow almost cut myself, on the edge of this post, it was real edgy
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Feb 3, 2015 20:19
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hi- ive never read a book and in fact cannot read. i pay an illegal immigrant pennies by the hour to both read and type posts in broken english
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Feb 3, 2015 20:23
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i would like to date an alpha who beats me
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Feb 3, 2015 20:24
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I would like to date a beta who alphas me.
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sup i'm feranon i'm a genderqueer trianglekin from the midwest and my fetishes are troons, hairy pits, and crippling existential dread hmu ladies and "ladies" 
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